All ye dirty feckers using the internet to bypass normal courtship procedure

Rabidlamb

A newly single friend has registered with one of those dating sites where he's selected 4 women for dates of which he ended up sleeping with 2 of them.
This lad wouldn't ever be known as a mover & shaker with the ladies which leads me to suspect these women were only after one thing.
He thinks it's the best invention ever as you can filter out all the non-smokers & women who like long walks etc.
If he gets them send a sexy photo before the meet up he knows they're game on.

There was a time many moons ago where a man had to befriend a woman over time, respect the rituals of courtship before a kiss was granted & have admitted love before sex could be considered.
Now with a few clicks of mouse ye dirty feckers can be bedding each other without having to meet gran for scones.
Well it's not quite right now is it, the old ways are the best.

o1s1n

Rabidlamb wrote: »

Well it's not quite right now is it.

No luck with the dating sites yourself then, no?

im invisible

whats this internet you speak of? i might have to give it a look, (for research purposes only, obviously)

chin_grin

I love that ad with miss blinky. She's the funniest. It's almost like they took middle aged actors out of their acting 101 classes early and chucked them in to these ads.

kippy

Jealous much?

Sindri

Rabidlamb wrote: »

the old ways are the best.

Masturbating into a sock?

Larianne

Bring back the dances!!!

JohnMarston

Rabidlamb wrote: »

There was a time many moons ago where a man had to befriend a woman over time, respect the rituals of courtship before a kiss was granted & have admitted love before sex could be considered.
Now with a few clicks of mouse ye dirty feckers can be bedding each other without having to meet gran for scones.
Well it's not quite right now is it, the old ways are the best.

Duly noted, Gandalf.

Ficheall

Rabidlamb wrote: »

There was a time many moons ago where a man had to befriend a woman over time, respect the rituals of courtship before a kiss was granted & have admitted love before sex could be considered.

Thank God for the advent of alcohol, eh?

Cee-Jay-Cee

People are getting so lazy, next thing you'll be hearing about drive by shootings, gone are the days when the baddies walked/ran to the scene, shot the person and then ran away very quickly, they now drive there and dont even get out of the car...wheres it all going to end i ask ya....

Mr.Biscuits

Rabidlamb wrote: »

A newly single "friend" ..

Battered Mars Bar

Getting lots of sex here too off it, but they're not really girlfriend material any of them.

Sky King

Munt-goblins and beta males eh?

(/awaits torrent of abuse)

danniemcq

Hope they were better looking than some of the ones that graced the ads on this site recently!

Rabies

Sindri wrote: »

Masturbating into a sock?

We've evolved to using pies now.

Teyla Emmagan

Women are filthy creatures.

Duggy747

Because it's much worse than buying a girl drinks all night and then for her to say at the end she has a boyfriend :pac:

BQQ

Your friend should probably get himself tested.

jimthemental

A friend of mine is using facebook to score a lot lately. Fúcker is cleaning up, and yes I am bloody jealous.

Which dating site is this with the easy women?

Rabies

BQQ wrote: »

Your friend should probably get himself tested.

if we all did that after every one night stand or casual fun (still using protection) it would almost take the fun out of it.

not saying people shouldnt get tested, but meeting girls online for a shag is prob no different to meeting a girl that just wants a root in the local pub or club.

ScumLord

CJC999 wrote: »

People are getting so lazy, next thing you'll be hearing about drive by shootings, gone are the days when the baddies walked/ran to the scene, shot the person and then ran away very quickly, they now drive there and dont even get out of the car...wheres it all going to end i ask ya....

They don't even take the time out to threaten all the witnesses to stay quiet. Last time I was at a robbery they just ran straight out the door without so much as a "I know where you live". I blame them newfangled hood things.

Mr.Biscuits

Rabies wrote: »

..prob no different to meeting a girl that just wants a root in the local pub or club.

Fair dinkum.

Teyla Emmagan

Rabies wrote: »

...meeting a girl that just wants a root in the local pub or club.

I can tell you're a true romantic at heart.

Rabidlamb

Battered Mars Bar wrote: »

Getting lots of sex here too off it, but they're not really girlfriend material any of them.

In my eyes you're both prostitutes but the cost is zero as you cancel each other out.
I pray for your soul, there still may be time.

Hande hoche!

I feel quite dense as I initially thought this thread concerned the legal system.

Rabies

Mr.Biscuits wrote: »

Fair dinkum.

Teyla Emmagan wrote: »

I can tell you're a true romantic at heart.

Girls want the same as guys. Girls are often less vocal about it and act in a less aggressive manner and wait for the guy to approach.
No doubt many girls go out wondering if they'll score someone worthwhile taking home.

Being a romantic about stuff like this is for proper dates or follow on sessions after a one night stand.

1ZRed

I don't see the problem. He's not looking to develop a relationship with these girls so it's just a bit of fun. Some of these sites are for two people to just get off. Simple as.

And I thought the gay cruising apps where bad enough for that kind of thing!;)

Fiona

The internet rocks

stupidusername

Fiona wrote: »

The internet rocks

All hail the internet

kfallon

Rabies wrote: »

meeting a girl that just wants a root in the local pub or club.

Would she not rather it in the fanny?

:pac:

Chamone MF

Sindri wrote: »

Masturbating into a sock?

Never understood the whole sock thing.
I already have enough trouble finding socks in the morning.

unless you use the w4nk socks as your emergency socks...urrgh...foot-rot.

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

Rabidlamb wrote: »

A newly single friend has registered with one of those dating sites where he's selected 4 women for dates of which he ended up sleeping with 2 of them.
This lad wouldn't ever be known as a mover & shaker with the ladies which leads me to suspect these women were only after one thing.
He thinks it's the best invention ever as you can filter out all the non-smokers & women who like long walks etc.
If he gets them send a sexy photo before the meet up he knows they're game on.

There was a time many moons ago where a man had to befriend a woman over time, respect the rituals of courtship before a kiss was granted & have admitted love before sex could be considered.
Now with a few clicks of mouse ye dirty feckers can be bedding each other without having to meet gran for scones.
Well it's not quite right now is it, the old ways are the best.

"Dirty feckers" is a synonym for "People who are getting some while I'm not getting any and I'm fvckin' jealous."

kfallon

Chamone MF wrote: »

Never understood the whole sock thing.
I already have enough trouble finding socks in the morning.

unless you use the w4nk socks as your emergency socks...urrgh...foot-rot.

If you like the feel of cardboard on your feet then by all means wear your **** socks

mooman

Chamone MF wrote: »

Never understood the whole sock thing.
I already have enough trouble finding socks in the morning.

unless you use the w4nk socks as your emergency socks...urrgh...foot-rot.

What toxic concoction are you spewing out thats gonna give you foot rot? There is help out there you know http://www.thinkcontraception.ie/STIs.3.1.aspx:D

Mammanabammana

What's the difference between a slut and a bitch?
A slut will shag anybody in the room; a bitch will shag anybody in the room except you.

Rabidlamb

Mammanabammana wrote: »

What's the difference between a slut and a bitch?
A slut will shag anybody in the room; a bitch will shag anybody in the room except you.

When I was a young lad women did not partake of the shagging saving themselves for the right one.
Now it appears their as dirty as muck & only a mouse click away from getting their end off.

micropig

CJC999 wrote: »

People are getting so lazy, next thing you'll be hearing about drive by shootings, gone are the days when the baddies walked/ran to the scene, shot the person and then ran away very quickly, they now drive there and dont even get out of the car...wheres it all going to end i ask ya....

Drive-by shootings in the night. It'll be like Boyz N the Hood.
What next?

Then they'll have wh0res selling their wares on the street.
The pimps'll be using crack to keep the wh0res under control.


I know a few people who never got the leg over before the internet, at it like rabbits now they are with other mingers, thanks to the internet