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Toilet Roll - What Brand do You use?

Recessionbust · 2012-05-09 08:23:28

Hoping this wont be a s**tty thread but what brand of Toilet roll do you use? Does it matter if its 2 or 4 ply , Pink or white etc etc? I Use the Cushion Soft coz its best value and you dont feel like your wiping your backside with a sheet of sandpaper :)

09-05-2012 9:23am

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Hoping this wont be a s**tty thread but what brand of Toilet roll do you use?
Does it matter if its 2 or 4 ply , Pink or white etc etc?

I Use the Cushion Soft coz its best value and you dont feel like your wiping your backside with a sheet of sandpaper

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#2 09-05-2012 9:25am

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I use Hipster Toilet Paper.

You probably never heard of it.

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#3 09-05-2012 9:27am

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I'm not that bothered about what type of brand. Cheap and cheerful suits me fine.

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#4 09-05-2012 9:29am

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i wipe my arse with the andrex dog.

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#5 09-05-2012 9:29am

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Whatever is on offer.

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#6 09-05-2012 9:29am

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Brown bath-towel.

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#7 09-05-2012 9:30am

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FatherLen wrote: »

i wipe my arse with the andrex dog.

At least thats not wuff

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#8 09-05-2012 9:30am

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The Star - Ireland's Brightest Daily

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#9 09-05-2012 9:31am

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This is a w.ankers thread.

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#10 09-05-2012 9:31am

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Sometimes I drag my arse off the carpet like the dog!!

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#11 09-05-2012 9:32am

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Poor mans bidet ftw, lift the seat, crouch and let the flush do its magic... quick wipe of a towel to dry off and you're good to go

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#12 09-05-2012 9:33am

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Works!!

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#13 09-05-2012 9:36am

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Nothing less than good quality 4-ply ever goes near my sheriff's badge.

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#14 09-05-2012 9:44am

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I've inserted a cigar cutter into my my poop chute that is activated by clenching my sphincter muscle at the moment when the turtles head makes an appearance. No mess, no fuss. A clean break as you will.

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#15 09-05-2012 10:01am

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I buy 4 ply and strip it down so I get 4 rolls of 1 ply.

Aw yeah!

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#16 09-05-2012 10:39am

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The neck of a swan

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#17 09-05-2012 10:54am

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I use sandpaper as i am a devout member of Opus Dei

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#18 09-05-2012 10:56am

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Toilet Roll is so bad for you, It ruins the skin down there. Really we should be using a cotton cloth and clean water. Cut up some old t-shirts and leave them in the bathroom. Boil wash them with non- bio powder and a good fabric softener when your done.

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#19 11-05-2012 11:50am

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Pfffft. Toilet paper is for loosers mate.

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#20 11-05-2012 11:55am

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Stiffler2 wrote: »

Pfffft. Toilet paper is for loosers mate.

bebostunnah? Is that you??

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#21 11-05-2012 11:56am

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i use this brand

leaves NO dangleberries behind

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#22 11-05-2012 12:08pm

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Just jump in the shower and turn the shower head to its most powerful spray, direct at affected area and let all excess faecal matter flow down the drain. Wipe off with a towel afterwards, but if there's any brown stains, you're doing it wrong.

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#23 11-05-2012 12:23pm

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jester77 wrote: »

Poor mans bidet ftw, lift the seat, crouch and let the flush do its magic... quick wipe of a towel to dry off and you're good to go

What's wrong with simply sticking your arse in the sink and splashing some water upwards? Dry with nearest facecloth.

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#24 11-05-2012 12:28pm

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shops own brand ..why wipe your ass with the good part of a tenner?doesnt make sense..

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#25 11-05-2012 12:33pm

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Sponge on a stick

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#26 11-05-2012 12:35pm

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This is why I hate going into AH

Threads like this

A load of absolute ****e

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#27 11-05-2012 12:37pm

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I use the three sea shells..what? You mean to say you don't know how to use the three sea shells? *pompous snigger*

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#28 11-05-2012 12:38pm

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for a sh1t -aldi own brand
for a **** -andrex super-quilted double velvet cotton

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#29 11-05-2012 12:40pm

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I use Irish Independent.

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#30 11-05-2012 12:43pm

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Seachmall wrote: »

bebostunnah? Is that you??

Nope - fraid knot.

I wipe my arse with my hand.
then I lick my hand clean.

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whatever cheapest but not to cheap i have standards lol

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#32 11-05-2012 12:44pm

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Stiffler2 wrote: »

Nope - fraid knot.

I wipe my arse with my hand.
then I lick my hand clean.

i was wondering why your breathe stank of sh1t

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#33 11-05-2012 12:47pm

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Stiffler2 wrote: »

Nope - fraid knot.

I wipe my arse with my hand.
then I lick my hand clean.

So the shift will leave the taste of poo in people's mouths?

That's far more efficient than bebostunnah's method of bringing them home!

Good job, sir.

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#34 11-05-2012 12:51pm

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Seachmall wrote: »

So the shift will leave the taste of poo in people's mouths?

That's far more efficient than bebostunnah's method of bringing them home!

Good job, sir.

here here

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#35 11-05-2012 12:53pm

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WindSock wrote: »

I've inserted a cigar cutter into my my poop chute that is activated by clenching my sphincter muscle at the moment when the turtles head makes an appearance. No mess, no fuss. A clean break as you will.

What happens after a pint of cider?

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#36 11-05-2012 12:56pm

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JustAddWater wrote: »

What happens after a pint of cider?

it probably rusts

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#37 11-05-2012 12:59pm

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I'd like to bring out my own line of toilet paper. I'd call it "Bog Standard".

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#38 11-05-2012 1:07pm

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I use eircom toilet paper, delivered free each month.

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#39 11-05-2012 1:37pm

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I have an Angorra long haired rabbit that i wipe my arse with. I then wash him and let him run around outside to dry so that he's ready for the next 'toilet time' I call him Charmin.

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#40 11-05-2012 2:16pm

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c_man wrote: »

What's wrong with simply sticking your arse in the sink and splashing some water upwards? Dry with nearest facecloth.

If I tried to stick my arse in the sink, it and me would end up on the ground with shards of armitage shanks wedged in my hole!

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#41 11-05-2012 2:20pm

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I get the Nicky brand in Dunnes. 9 rolls for €2.87. Bargain.

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#42 11-05-2012 2:21pm

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jester77 wrote: »

If I tried to stick my arse in the sink, it and me would end up on the ground with shards of armitage shanks wedged in my hole!

i bet you like getting shanked in the hole

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#43 11-05-2012 2:34pm

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Ever since a visit to thailand I use the back of my hand.

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