Funny Graffiti in the Jacks

padma

above the urinals, head height- what you looking up here for? ashamed of what you got?

BunShopVoyeur

"Steo is a faggi-your the fagget-ill kick your head in"

You've got to love illiterate toilet wall arguments.

GreeBo

Written high above the urinal
"What are you looking up here for?"

Then someone added underneath it
"Afraid to look down?"

dw_newtown

Quote:
Originally Posted by frag420 View Post
Toilet tennis look left

Toilet tennis look right
On the door it says ''Wanna play toilet tennis?, Look right! ''. When you look right it says. ''look left'' and so on.

I always play toilet tennis, its silly but fun

College cubicles (im referring to DKIT but the Dublin ones are ten times weirder!) are always the weirdest ones, the students must prefer writing about how much their friends want gay sex or stupid poems about marxism or the government than do assignments LOL Another funny one was a dub writing HILL 16 4 LIFE or something immediately followed by jackeen bastard and the like.....i like a good ponder while downloading but writing stuff on a wall seems like too much effort....

Beefy78

A couple of weeks ago I did see someone had drawn a ladies part. Quite detailed. The guy obvious had talent.

trollymctroll

'We'll never forget you Tommy Sands"

General Relativity

In one of the jacks in Whelans in Dublin.

http://a2.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/p480x480/544766_350426818326325_130940650274944_860803_686702201_n.jpg

TheBunk1

LuckyFinigan wrote: »

On one of the toilet paper dispenders in collage it says pull here for business degree.

If only it was an English degree eh?

Oscars Well.

Here I sit all broken hearted,
I pushed and pushed,
But only farted
:pac:

Sgt Hartman

"Problems? Prayer works wonders, prayer works miracles!- St Francis"

I've seem the above statement many times on pub toilet doors in Limerick

Nothingbetter2d

Sgt Hartman wrote: »

"Problems? Prayer works wonders, prayer works miracles!- St Francis"

I've seem the above statement many times on pub toilet doors in Limerick

prayer must be some limerick slang word for valium

3DataModem

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Triangla

In pub in Dublin:

'Eire 32'

'Nintendo 64'

'Eire 25 - ye can keep Donegal too'

Ghandee

While not stricyly 'toilet' graffiti.


This one is very funny all the same!

foxyboxer

Pray for Twink

Markd250

UCD library jacks - still the best I've seen (with the exception of the Whelan's T1000):

This toilet paper is like Chuck Norris - rough, tough, and it don't take sh!t from nobody

Mickey H

Here I sit all broken hearted
Paid a penny but only farted
Next time however, I took my chance
Kept my penny but sh1t on my pants.

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Drink wet cement - Get stoned.

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There's no use putting paper on this seat
'cause rats in Castlebar* jump 10 feet.

*Castlebar, Co. Mayo

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On the condom machine:

Burst one and win a baby.

For refund insert baby.


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On the hand dryer in the local:

Washing hands is for QUAAAAAAAAARRRRRRSSS!!!*

*Savage Eye Reference for those not familiar with this programme.

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Over the urinal in the local:

Don't piss while smoking. You'll only piss on your fag.

no1dad

on a condom machine.........do you " come " here often

previous user

"I'll Burst yer Starfish"

I saw this once in a toilet on a building site among the many filthy inuendos written on the wall, I can guess what it meant.

SurferDude41

Read in the mens loo in Cork railway station over twenty years ago...

Some come here to sit and think.
Others come to sh1t and stink.
I come here to scratch my balls and write this bullsh1t on the walls....

Buffman

From a site jacks:

'All plumbers need to know is that sh1t flows downhill and payday is thursday!'

bitlocked

"Hey man, I'm real happy for you, and I'ma let you finish, but I just had one of the best ****s of all time"