Getting a hot cleaner

gsxr1

I have to recommend this to you all.

I got a beautiful Polish girl to come to my little 2 bed house and clean it from top to bottom each week for 30 euro. 10 euro an hour.

I stopped letting my family stuff domino's pizza down their necks, saving 30 euro. (added health benefits)

Now, I sit back and watch a skinny hot girl sweat , rub, polish and clean with a massive smile on my face.

DO IT. unless you like washing behind the jacks each week.

AnonoBoy

You just sit and watch someone else clean your house?

Go get a job ya bum!

Dravokivich

gsxr1 wrote: »

unless you like washing behind the jacks each week.

I'm pretty sure that's not what she had in mind when she offered full service. Wasted opportunity man...

aido179

ask her if she'll inspect your pipes

Chuck Stone

I think I speak for every appreciator of the female form a clean home when I say

PICS

OR.........

davet82

meh... I'd clean me own jacks and the 30 quid could get ye a hand-job

chin_grin

OP, you creep me the f*ck out.

forfuxsake

gsxr1 wrote: »

I have to recommend this to you all.

I got a beautiful Polish girl to come to my little 2 bed house and clean it from top to bottom each week for 30 euro. 10 euro an hour.

I stopped letting my family stuff domino's pizza down their necks, saving 30 euro. (added health benefits)

Now, I sit back and watch a skinny hot girl sweat , rub, polish and clean with a massive smile on my face.

DO IT. unless you like washing behind the jacks each week.

I've got one upstairs at the minute. She works for €0 an hour and I don't have to pay her a fúckin' cent and she does a lot more than clean the fúcking toilet.

DO IT. Unless you prefer to have the beautiful skinny hot girl cleaning your bathroom and the fat ugly one in the bedroom.

DrumSteve

gsxr1 wrote: »

I have to recommend this to you all.

I got a beautiful Polish girl to come to my little 2 bed house and clean it from top to bottom each week for 30 euro. 10 euro an hour.

I stopped letting my family stuff domino's pizza down their necks, saving 30 euro. (added health benefits)

Now, I sit back and watch a skinny hot girl sweat , rub, polish and clean with a massive smile on my face.

DO IT. unless you like washing behind the jacks each week.

You're sitting there, imagining that, with a big smile on your face. Ya dirty fecker!

mikom

forfuxsake wrote: »

I've got one upstairs at the minute. She works for €0 an hour and I don't have to pay her a fúckin' cent and she does a lot more than clean the fúcking toilet.

Posted from Fritzels iPhone.

forfuxsake

mikom wrote: »

Posted from Fritzels iPhone.

upstairs not under the stairs.*









*I've got more down there mind you

forfuxsake

davet82 wrote: »

meh... I'd clean me own jacks and the 30 quid could get ye a hand-job

I'd use my own hand every other time and get the ride.

Immaculate Pasta

My Grandad has one of these.

Hot Polish cleaner comes round to clean his house for next to nothing. I've started to time my visits so it coincides

Mickey Dazzler

Does she massage your prostate? Does she?

sbsquarepants

Why aren't you in work, rather than watching a polish girl clean your house? If you're there, clean the fúcking thing yourself!!

Plazaman

Interesting thread but misleading title as it still doesn't give me answers on whether I should invest in the Karcher DE4002 or the smaller VAX V084BR.

ejmaztec

Domo230 wrote: »

Just hire a prostitute OP.

She'd probably use the mop for a bit of pole-dancing, and the place would still look like a sh1thouse because it would never get cleaned.:(

Rabies

sbsquarepants wrote: »

Why aren't you in work, rather than watching a polish girl clean your house? If you're there, clean the fúcking thing yourself!!

If you don't have to do it and can pay someone, why not?

BigBrownBear

Best Polish cleaner...Mr Sheen

Mr. Presentable

Immaculate Pasta wrote: »

My Grandad has one of these.

Hot Polish cleaner comes round to clean his house for next to nothing. I've started to time my visits so it coincides

Is the OP your Grandad? :eek:

Mr. Presentable

BigBrownBear wrote: »

Best Polish cleaner...Mr Sheen

Can't beat a bit of Charlie.

Immaculate Pasta

Mr. Presentable wrote: »

Is the OP your Grandad? :eek:

My Grandfather gave up on technology in 1995. Doesn't have a mobile phone, computer, DVD player you name it. So I'd be amazed if it was him

gsxr1

sbsquarepants wrote: »

Why aren't you in work, rather than watching a polish girl clean your house? If you're there, clean the fúcking thing yourself!!

I work shifts .

Feck that. I hate cleaning behind the jacks. Its all covered in dry piss from me being drunk at the weekend. No way am i doing that.


I did note that my cleaner suffers from camel toe. I think this would not be a problem if she wore lose clothing thick knickers(not a thong)or jeans as opposed to spandex.

But how do I tell her this? Immmmm

Ellis Dee

Can you be sure that somewhere in the world a big lazy fat skinflint slob isn't exploiting your sister in the same way and trying to boast about it to his friends at the same time as he dreams of getting what he never will - a bit of arse?:rolleyes:

And I wonder what the Polish girl - who is probably better educated that you or any of yours, speaks several languages, but has to settle for a menial, low-paid job for now - thinks about you and what horror tales she tells her compatriots and friends back home about you and your attitudes.:D

By the way, now that we are both getting on, my wife and I employ a very nice Estonian girl to do some cleaning in our home. And we respect her both for the work she does (albeit for more than €10 an hour) and as a person.:)

ejmaztec

gsxr1 wrote: »

I work shifts .

Feck that. I hate cleaning behind the jacks. Its all covered in dry piss from me being drunk at the weekend. No way am i doing that.


I did note that my cleaner suffers from camel toe. I think this would not be a problem if she wore lose clothing thick knickers(not a thong)or jeans as opposed to spandex.

But how do I tell her this? Immmmm

You should put her in touch with a good vet.

gsxr1

Ellis Dee wrote: »

Can you be sure that somewhere in the world a big lazy fat skinflint slob isn't exploiting your sister in the same way and trying to boast about it to his friends at the same time as he dreams of getting what he never will - a bit of arse?:rolleyes:

Im not an arse man. But get as much as I need

Ellis Dee wrote: »

And I wonder what the Polish girl - who is probably better educated that you or any of yours, speaks several languages, but has to settle for a menial, low-paid job for now - thinks about you and what horror tales she tells her compatriots and friends back home about you and your attitudes.:D

She is not better educated THAN me or any of mine. She speaks broken English at best. Not that I care where she is from. Im just happy , as is she.

Ellis Dee wrote: »

By the way, now that we are both getting on, my wife and I employ a very nice Estonian girl to do some cleaning in our home. And we respect her both for the work she does (albeit for more than €10 an hour) and as a person.:)

Good for you, but in this climate, you can get one for 10 euro an hour.:)

And lighten up FFS, it's After hours on the internet

inforfun

Ellis Dee wrote: »

By the way, now that we are both getting on, my wife and I employ a very nice Estonian girl to do some cleaning in our home. And we respect her both for the work she does (albeit for more than €10 an hour) and as a person.:)

Why do i get a worse taste in my mouth from this part than from the OP?

You employ???
You pay a girl cash in hand to clean your ****.

Immaculate Pasta

Ellis Dee wrote: »

By the way, now that we are both getting on, my wife and I employ a very nice Estonian girl to do some cleaning in our home. And we respect her both for the work she does (albeit for more than €10 an hour) and as a person.:)

inforfun wrote: »

Why do i get a worse taste in my mouth from this part than from the OP?

You employ???
You pay a girl cash in hand to clean your ****.

Agreed.

The post sounds incredibly smug.

oakleafsfree

gsxr1 wrote: »

I have to recommend this to you all.

I got a beautiful Polish girl to come to my little 2 bed house and clean it from top to bottom each week for 30 euro. 10 euro an hour.

I stopped letting my family stuff domino's pizza down their necks, saving 30 euro. (added health benefits)

Now, I sit back and watch a skinny hot girl sweat , rub, polish and clean with a massive smile on my face.

DO IT. unless you like washing behind the jacks each week.

ewww creepy perve. but then again, in your dreams!!!!

oakleafsfree

Domo230 wrote: »

Just hire a prostitute OP.

and so types one punter to another. may you be blessed with daughters in your future. when married, or errr and keep paying. GET DOWN OFF YOUR LITTLE STOOL. REMEMBER..YOU PAY THEM...otherwise 99.9 recurring of said ladies, wouldnt even make eye contact, let alone..chat to you. does this mean your inadequate in the bed, so that you have to pay a lady to pretend at you?

mikom

oakleafsfree wrote: »

ewww creepy perve. but then again, in your dreams!!!!

oakleafsfree wrote: »

and so types one punter to another. may you be blessed with daughters in your future. when married, or errr and keep paying. GET DOWN OFF YOUR LITTLE STOOL. REMEMBER..YOU PAY THEM...otherwise 99.9 recurring of said ladies, wouldnt even make eye contact, let alone..chat to you. does this mean your inadequate in the bed, so that you have to pay a lady to pretend at you?

*looks around to all corners of the room*

"Are we still in AfterHours?"

Siuin

I remember responding to a cleaning ad on gumtree posted by a 'young professional male in the Dublin 4 area' last year (I'm a student, need I say any more)

Was all game until he just casually slipped in that he'd like massages in addition to the household chores o.O

OP, people like you are creepy, I'd actually prefer to see you back on the Dominos pizza rather than degrade some poor woman who's just trying to get by

Sky King

Would knob polishing come under the heading of cleaning I wonder?

Because the brass on my front door is wicked tarnished so it is.

counterlock

oakleafsfree wrote: »

and so types one punter to another. may you be blessed with daughters in your future. when married, or errr and keep paying. GET DOWN OFF YOUR LITTLE STOOL. REMEMBER..YOU PAY THEM...otherwise 99.9 recurring of said ladies, wouldnt even make eye contact, let alone..chat to you. does this mean your inadequate in the bed, so that you have to pay a lady to pretend at you?

oakleafsfree - insulting irish males (obvious) sexual magnetism since 11am today

Katgurl

Couldn't give a $hit what he/she looks like but paying a cleaner to come in once a week - best money ever spent.

gsxr1

Creepy.
How does a male just ignore a tightly clothed hot strange female running around his gaff?


How do I make myself UNcreepy?

Is there hope for me?

I dont think im creepy. But I would say that.

I am swallow. I will admit to that. So is most of the government and look how well they do.

forfuxsake

gsxr1 wrote: »

Creepy.
How does a male just ignore a tightly clothed hot strange female running around his gaff?


How do I make myself UNcreepy?

Is there hope for me?

I dont think im creepy. But I would say that.

I am swallow. I will admit to that. So is most of the government and look how well they do.

I am neither spit nor swallow but if I had to be one it would most definitely be spit. I'd agree most of the government swallow.

CruelCoin

gsxr1 wrote: »

I have to recommend this to you all.

I got a beautiful Polish girl to come to my little 2 bed house and clean it from top to bottom each week for 30 euro. 10 euro an hour.

I stopped letting my family stuff domino's pizza down their necks, saving 30 euro. (added health benefits)

Now, I sit back and watch a skinny hot girl sweat , rub, polish and clean with a massive smile on my face.

DO IT. unless you like washing behind the jacks each week.

I have the same.

4 hours a week for €40.

Laundry, dishes, making bed, cleaning shower + toilet, hoovering, dusting, etc etc etc.

She has the house spotless in the time it would take me to figure out how to turn the ****king washing machine on...

padd b1975

30 euro buys a lot of Dominoes pizza if you shop midweek.

So how many people live in this little 2 bed house??

IM0

padd b1975 wrote: »

30 euro buys a lot of Dominoes pizza if you shop midweek.

So how many people live in this little 2 bed house??

eleventeen

mattjack

oakleafsfree wrote: »

and so types one punter to another. may you be blessed with daughters in your future. when married, or errr and keep paying. GET DOWN OFF YOUR LITTLE STOOL. REMEMBER..YOU PAY THEM...otherwise 99.9 recurring of said ladies, wouldnt even make eye contact, let alone..chat to you. does this mean your inadequate in the bed, so that you have to pay a lady to pretend at you?

Where can I get a said lady for 99.9 ?

gsxr1

padd b1975 wrote: »

30 euro buys a lot of Dominoes pizza if you shop midweek.

So how many people live in this little 2 bed house??

Strange question, but im going to entertain your eating/house size/cleaning rate predictions for my family unit.

2 adults. 1 teen. Friday night pizza. 1100 Sq ft home. Is there a formula?:D

Keeping in mind that both myself and my partner have a very busy work week and like to "Not" Clean during our family time together. It causes argument and friction. Especially when pee all over the jacks instead of in it.

ntlbell

gsxr1 wrote: »

Strange question, but im going to entertain your eating/house size/cleaning rate predictions for my family unit.

2 adults. 1 teen. Friday night pizza. 1100 Sq ft home. Is there a formula?:D

Keeping in mind that both myself and my partner have a very busy work week and like to "Not" Clean during our family time together. It causes argument and friction. Especially when pee all over the jacks instead of in it.

have you considered a hot potty trainer?

might work out more financially sound.

Deus Ex Machina

I have but one question for you op, have you had a roasting, sweaty, hairy **** over her? Bear in mind that your answer will define you as a human being....

gsxr1

Deus Ex Machina wrote: »

I have but one question for you op, have you had a roasting, sweaty, hairy **** over her? Bear in mind that your answer will define you as a human being....

No..



















not yet anyways. I only do that once a month. 3 weeks till the next one.

Edit. Hairy frapping is a puzzle to me. Need more info

padd b1975

gsxr1 wrote: »

Strange question, but im going to entertain your eating/house size/cleaning rate predictions for my family unit.

2 adults. 1 teen. Friday night pizza. 1100 Sq ft home. Is there a formula?:D

Keeping in mind that both myself and my partner have a very busy work week and like to "Not" Clean during our family time together. It causes argument and friction. Especially when pee all over the jacks instead of in it.

Make Wed. pizza night. Learn to piss straight.

Money saved.

Deus Ex Machina

gsxr1 wrote: »

No..



















not yet anyways. I only do that once a month. 3 weeks till the next one.

Then my advice to you is to get pissed, have a bath and then have a roasting one over her. If you can't achieve this you need to reassess your life.

IrishAm

gsxr1 wrote: »

I did note that my cleaner suffers from camel toe. I think this would not be a problem if she wore lose clothing thick knickers(not a thong)or jeans as opposed to spandex.

But how do I tell her this? Immmmm

Heres an idea, how about you stop perving and leave her alone to get on with her job?

LimGal

OP why dont you just take the bull by the horns.........smack her on the arse,ask her if she fancys a bit of hows ur father and then proceed to bust her back doors in..........

Let us know how ya get on:)

IrishAm

LimGal wrote: »

Let us know how ya get on:)

From Cloverhill......

LOL at the OPs claims that she is not better educated than him, because she only speaks broken english.

No doubt he is proficient in numerous languages himself.

gsxr1

IrishAm wrote: »

Heres an idea, how about you stop perving and leave her alone to get on with her job?

I cant help it. She still gets on with it.

I dont follow her or anything mad, but she is really beautiful. How can you ask a male to deny his natural stealthy wandering eye. She is just so dam hot.

Surly if everyone did what you are asking me to do, then the human race would stop and mankind would come to an end. No sex. no sexy thoughts and no more procreation. No more sexy time. Then to follow. We stop having children, we all get old and then our species come to a horrible end.

You want all human life to end. SHAME ON YOU. Witch.

I for one will not let you do this and will frap in the bath tonight.:cool: