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I washed my hair with Herbal Essenses but didn't orgasm

  • 10-05-2012 3:41pm
    #1
    Stiffler2
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,536 ✭✭✭Stiffler2


    I just washed my hair with Herbal Essenses but didn't orgasm in the shower.
    Does anyone know where I can direct my letter of disgust to ?

    would it be the ombudsman for false advertising or Herbal Essences themselves ?

    Any help


Comments

  • #2
    Kenno90
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,184 ✭✭✭Kenno90


    Use it as lube :pac:


  • #3
    fishy fishy
    Registered Users Posts: 3,456 ✭✭✭fishy fishy


    maybe you should try the F*ucthis green bottle shampoo. :D


  • #4
    yeppydeppy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,163 ✭✭✭yeppydeppy


    I just used head and shoulders and I don't feel as confident as an olympic athelete, who do I complain to?


  • #5
    Ghandee
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,653 ✭✭✭Ghandee


    Ian Paisley gave out once about buying up a complete pallet of the Pantene stuff before.


    Apparently Peter Robinson and himself stood all night with rifles in their hands, but not one Pro-vee emerged!


  • #6
    Queen-Mise
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,461 ✭✭✭Queen-Mise


    Your doing it wrong.


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  • #7
    fasttalkerchat
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,652 ✭✭✭fasttalkerchat


    You're doing it wrong.


  • #8
    Ford Rough Tunnel
    Posts: 0 CMod ✭✭✭✭ Ford Rough Tunnel


    I ate a magnum and it didn't grow back, now what?!


  • #9
    Ghandee
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,653 ✭✭✭Ghandee


    bluewolf wrote: »
    I ate a magnum and it didn't grow back, now what?!

    Tom Selleck?


  • #10
    FatherLen
    Registered Users Posts: 3,808 ✭✭✭FatherLen


    i just sprayed myself with lynx and i aint covered in bitches


  • #11
    the purple tin
    Registered Users Posts: 10,943 ✭✭✭✭the purple tin


    I used Lynx deodorant and wasn't sexually assaulted by supermodels :(

    edit: beat to the punch.


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  • #12
    Stiffler2
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,536 ✭✭✭Stiffler2


    fishy fishy wrote: »
    maybe you should try the F*ucthis green bottle shampoo. :D


    I love that green fructis $hit as well, it smells awesome but matts your hair together I find


  • #13
    Fenian Army
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,483 ✭✭✭Fenian Army


    I wasnt swarmed by hot women when I used lynx, I just smelled like crap!


  • #14
    fishy fishy
    Registered Users Posts: 3,456 ✭✭✭fishy fishy


    FatherLen wrote: »
    i just sprayed myself with lynx and i aint covered in bitches

    or smelly fish. :D


  • #15
    downwithpeace
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,259 ✭✭✭downwithpeace


    Burns the hell out of eyes though.


  • #16
    fishy fishy
    Registered Users Posts: 3,456 ✭✭✭fishy fishy


    Stiffler2 wrote: »
    I love that green fructis $hit as well, it smells awesome but matts your hair together I find

    it's the worst shampoo ever invented - you end up with dreadlocks.


  • #17
    Stiffler2
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,536 ✭✭✭Stiffler2


    As a matter of interest here I thought false advertising was illegal is it not ??

    so how can companies get away with this bull$hit ?


  • #18
    DrumSteve
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,798 ✭✭✭✭DrumSteve


    You were using it on the wrong hair


  • #19
    davet82
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,753 ✭✭✭davet82


    Queen-Mise wrote: »
    Your doing it wrong.
    fasttalkerchat wrote: »
    You're doing it wrong.

    echo?


  • #20
    some random drunk
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 969 ✭✭✭some random drunk


    I just ate some Kerrygold and I don't feel like digging up a few sods of turf and carrying them with me to Germany...


  • #21
    Stiffler2
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,536 ✭✭✭Stiffler2


    fishy fishy wrote: »
    it's the worst shampoo ever invented - you end up with dreadlocks.


    agreed - the matt of the fructis is unreal, it was normal when it first appeared as I used to use it. Not any more though, I think they added cement in the last year or so.....


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  • #22
    Lollers
    Closed Accounts Posts: 502 ✭✭✭Lollers


    I believe loinel Hutz is the man your looking for...'' the most blatant case of false advertising since A Never Ending story".


  • #23
    castletownman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,507 ✭✭✭✭castletownman


    I drank a bottle of Blue Wkd but didn't look like a LAD

    Got laughed at and was called soft by my friends.


  • #24
    davet82
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,753 ✭✭✭davet82


    i've eaten some nutella and havent been dubbed over by a dodgy foreign accent :(


  • #25
    IM0
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,390 ✭✭✭IM0


    Stiffler2 wrote: »
    As a matter of interest here I thought false advertising was illegal is it not ??

    so how can companies get away with this bull$hit ?

    *whispers* all advertising is false advertising ;)


  • #26
    humanji
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,976 ✭✭✭✭humanji


    Get a blog.


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