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  • Posts: 0 ✭✭✭ Santos Jolly Swatch


    My daughter can touch her own eyeball repeatedly she is very proud of herself being five.
    Makes her the most popular girl in class I'm strangely proud too :)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,919 ✭✭✭✭Gummy Panda


    I haz cake!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,473 ✭✭✭✭Super-Rush


    Kiera wrote: »
    Do I need to go stalk all your posts to see what else you've told the strangers on boards?????

    Do you want me to delete the post?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,080 ✭✭✭McChubbin


    Good news, everyone! (Had to do it!)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,130 ✭✭✭✭Kiera


    Super-Rush wrote: »
    Kiera wrote: »
    Do I need to go stalk all your posts to see what else you've told the strangers on boards?????

    Do you want me to delete the post?
    I want you to stop talking to me on thread and come downstairs!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,299 ✭✭✭hairyprincess


    Two weeks today I will be bandage free. Can't wait to get the fookers off :mad:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,473 ✭✭✭✭Super-Rush


    Kiera wrote: »
    I want you to stop talking to me on thread and come downstairs!

    Eh you started it.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,118 ✭✭✭Babybuff


    This is going to be such a happy marriage (if you're for reals then way excited for you both)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,806 ✭✭✭✭KeithM89_old


    Kiera wrote: »
    I want you to stop talking to me on thread and come downstairs!
    Super-Rush wrote: »
    Eh you started it.

    Get a room you two.

    Ah, wait.....:p


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 44,080 ✭✭✭✭Micky Dolenz


    Another lamb for slaughter.

    mmmmmmmm lamb.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 196 ✭✭kitty9


    i lost my virginity last night.

    didnt know where to jizz so i did it on her chest.

    she screamed :( then said "u fúckin weirdo, dont put that there"


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,822 ✭✭✭sunflower27


    Found out today my sister is flying over from Australia to Denmark in August as that is where my dad's family are from generations back... I have not seen her since July 2008 when we met for a week in New York... so we are going to meet up in Copenhagen for a week.

    I am not working so initially panicked, but she said she would sort the accommodation so don't worry. What a sweetheart. :) I will pay her back :)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,919 ✭✭✭✭Gummy Panda


    kitty9 wrote: »
    i lost my virginity last night.

    didnt know where to jizz so i did it on her chest.

    she screamed :( then said "u fúckin weirdo, dont put that there"

    Yeah your ma don't like that shít


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 196 ✭✭kitty9


    Found out today my sister is flying over from Australia to Denmark in August as that is where my dad's family are from generations back... I have not seen her since July 2008 when we met for a week in New York... so we are going to meet up in Copenhagen for a week.

    I am not working so initially panicked, but she said she would sort the accommodation so don't worry. What a sweetheart. :) I will pay her back :)

    do ye not skype?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,822 ✭✭✭sunflower27


    kitty9 wrote: »
    do ye not skype?

    No, I don't.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,762 ✭✭✭✭stupidusername


    i've spent ages, maybe hours, trying to figure out how to get the emulator working, and I finally did it! Hello World, TestProjectActivity indeed!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,919 ✭✭✭✭Gummy Panda


    i've spent ages, maybe hours, trying to figure out how to get the emulator working, and I finally did it! Hello World, TestProjectActivity indeed!

    I saw emulator and thought it was going to be about Super Mario Bros 3

    I like the Tanooki suit in it


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,621 ✭✭✭✭The Princess Bride


    My friend's baby daughter celebrated her 2nd birthday last week.

    Wonderful news,as they'd been told during pregnancy that she'd not survive infancy.

    Every day is a blessing, she is adored by so many and her smile each time I see her, lights up my day.:)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,080 ✭✭✭McChubbin


    I got my Kindle Touch today!
    Alas, my mode of internet is not the wireless kind so I have to wait until I can hijack my aunt's broadband before I can regiester and start downloading smutty erotica interesting books.
    I also got a new denium jacket for the first time in 8 years so it'llbe interesting to see if I can pull it off.
    Lastly, I'm officially joining Motivation on Monday so with a little luck and a lot of grit, I can get this pesky weight off and actually shop in a regular shop. *fingers crossed* If this doesn't work, I'm going to rob a bank to pay for bariatric surgery.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,187 ✭✭✭Wompa1


    After having my heart broken by some wh0re that cheated on me and being in a very dark place for a while. I made big changes in my life.

    I started my own website that's getting 10k hits a month. Then started another one that is just random crap that gets 5k a month. The first one has got me a lot of notoriety in my field of work and I've also been offered money for advertising space which I turned down.

    I got a new girlfriend who is very beautiful both physically and personality wise. More so than the previously mentioned wh0re

    I did something I have wanted to do since I was a teenager but never could afford it. I moved to America. I'm getting a 6 figure salary and living in one of the most beautiful parts of the country. A cold day here is hotter than the hottest day of the year in Ireland.

    And my twin brother is having a baby in September.

    Plus I finally sold my car back in Ireland after 4 months of trying.

    My future's so bright I gotta wear shades :cool:


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,314 ✭✭✭Bobby42


    Nearly finished my exams and got a job for the summer, happy days. :)


  • Registered Users Posts: 669 ✭✭✭Fizzlesque


    After two years of paying off a bank loan, which was taken out to pay off a credit card debt, all done while working only 3, then down to 2, days per week, last week I made the final payment and am finally free from debt.

    On top of that, my sister gave me a temporary 1-day-a-week's work in her workplace a few weeks ago and this evening she rang me to tell me it will be made permanent. No more scrimping and penny pinching and worrying about every darned bill. I've finally made it out of the tunnel.

    To make it a hat trick, last weekend I went to a party and met a lovely man who reminded me what it's like to be kissed and hugged and complimented by a charming man. It really had been far too long.

    Happy days are here again. :P


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,597 ✭✭✭Witchie


    The only good news I have is that I am still alive. And so are my kids.

    Pretty much everything else is poop.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,118 ✭✭✭Babybuff


    Fizzlesque wrote: »
    After two years of paying off a bank loan, which was taken out to pay off a credit card debt, all done while working only 3, then down to 2, days per week, last week I made the final payment and am finally free from debt.

    On top of that, my sister gave me a temporary 1-day-a-week's work in her workplace a few weeks ago and this evening she rang me to tell me it will be made permanent. No more scrimping and penny pinching and worrying about every darned bill. I've finally made it out of the tunnel.

    To make it a hat trick, last weekend I went to a party and met a lovely man who reminded me what it's like to be kissed and hugged and complimented by a charming man. It really had been far too long.

    Happy days are here again. :P
    That made my day, I can sleep now.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 27,564 ✭✭✭✭steddyeddy


    A nice looking middle aged woman told me I was very good looking today! It was a much needed boost in an otherwise work filled day!

    PS: The bad news is I meant to say "thanks sexy" but It came out as "Thanks texty"


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 772 ✭✭✭GTDolanator


    I got a job today!


    GO ME


  • Registered Users Posts: 669 ✭✭✭Fizzlesque


    Babybuff wrote: »
    That made my day, I can sleep now.

    Aren't you sweet, staying awake all these years, waiting for the day my luck would turn. You're due some seriously spectacular dreams as reward for your diligent wakefulness. Sleep well my lucky talisman :)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,762 ✭✭✭✭stupidusername


    I got a job today!


    GO ME

    go you :) I had a job, then got told I didn't have it anymore. I wonder is it my job you got >.<


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 772 ✭✭✭GTDolanator


    go you :) I had a job, then got told I didn't have it anymore. I wonder is it my job you got >.<


    fook i hope i didnt.Keep the head up pal


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,076 ✭✭✭superstoner90


    I though I ran out of fags, But I dident. WAAAAW HEEEYYY.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 27,564 ✭✭✭✭steddyeddy


    Fizzlesque wrote: »
    Aren't you sweet, staying awake all these years, waiting for the day my luck would turn. You're due some seriously spectacular dreams as reward for your diligent wakefulness. Sleep well my lucky talisman :)

    Fairplay to ye. You should be proud of yourself!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 27,564 ✭✭✭✭steddyeddy


    Ok there's way too much doom and gloom around lately. So much sadness with friends and family emigrating and horrible, unexpected and tragic deaths.

    So I thought it might be an idea if we share our good news; who is going to kick it off then? I'm afraid I got nothin'.

    Hairyprincess have you got any good news to share with us?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,130 ✭✭✭✭Kiera


    steddyeddy wrote: »
    Ok there's way too much doom and gloom around lately. So much sadness with friends and family emigrating and horrible, unexpected and tragic deaths.

    So I thought it might be an idea if we share our good news; who is going to kick it off then? I'm afraid I got nothin'.

    Hairyprincess have you got any good news to share with us?
    She's decided to shave.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 27,564 ✭✭✭✭steddyeddy


    Kiera wrote: »
    She's decided to shave.

    Wow sounds texty!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,026 ✭✭✭grindle


    steddyeddy wrote: »
    Wow sounds texty!

    Not if she's shaved her box.
    Filled with mad frogs, and now there's nothing keeping them in!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,299 ✭✭✭hairyprincess


    Kiera wrote: »
    She's decided to shave.
    steddyeddy wrote: »
    Wow sounds texty!
    grindle wrote: »
    Not if she's shaved her box.
    Filled with mad frogs, and now there's nothing keeping them in!

    Talking about me when I'm not in the room eh? :mad:

    I was flat out putting little braids and beads in my minge all night, and I was going to post pictures but seeing as you disrespected the HP I won't :mad:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,295 ✭✭✭✭Duggy747


    2 year anniversary with the girlfriend, today. Have to buy a cheesy card.

    Romantic dinner at McDonalds...
















    ......at the Drive-thru window. All washed down with a can of Linden Village and a quick shag in the bush behind some cars in the car park................which reminds me, I need to buy some plastic bags and elastic bands.................you know, for protection n' all.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 44,080 ✭✭✭✭Micky Dolenz


    Fizzlesque wrote: »
    After two years of paying off a bank loan, which was taken out to pay off a credit card debt, all done while working only 3, then down to 2, days per week, last week I made the final payment and am finally free from debt.

    On top of that, my sister gave me a temporary 1-day-a-week's work in her workplace a few weeks ago and this evening she rang me to tell me it will be made permanent. No more scrimping and penny pinching and worrying about every darned bill. I've finally made it out of the tunnel.

    To make it a hat trick, last weekend I went to a party and met a lovely man who reminded me what it's like to be kissed and hugged and complimented by a charming man. It really had been far too long.

    Happy days are here again. :P

    Aw, that made me all warm and fuzzy inside.

    I salute you. :D


  • Registered Users Posts: 669 ✭✭✭Fizzlesque


    Aw, that made me all warm and fuzzy inside.

    I salute you. :D

    Ah, thanks Micky. The lovely warm hearted responses to my happy days turn of events has made me all warm and fuzzy inside. This thread is great - a full on love blanket. :D


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  • Registered Users Posts: 2,828 ✭✭✭bullvine


    My beautiful 8 year old daughter is making her communion tomorrow, shes the best thing to ever happen to me and my wife.

    She was a surprise pregnancy when it happened even though we were married but I'm not sure I wanted her but from the moment I held her in my arms I have loved her more than anything in the world.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,037 ✭✭✭Nothingbetter2d


    Talking about me when I'm not in the room eh? :mad:

    I was flat out putting little braids and beads in my minge all night, and I was going to post pictures but seeing as you disrespected the HP I won't :mad:

    lol has any women with hairy minges ever actually braided their pubic hairs before?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,917 ✭✭✭✭iguana


    After Hours has just had it's very first (semi) live birth.

    http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2056636808


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,037 ✭✭✭Nothingbetter2d


    hairyprincess is the you? cesare-hairy+alien1.jpg


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,299 ✭✭✭hairyprincess


    bullvine wrote: »
    My beautiful 8 year old daughter is making her communion tomorrow, shes the best thing to ever happen to me and my wife.

    She was a surprise pregnancy when it happened even though we were married but I'm not sure I wanted her but from the moment I held her in my arms I have loved her more than anything in the world.

    your daughter is very lucky to have such a doting father
    Have a lovely day tomorrow


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,299 ✭✭✭hairyprincess


    hairyprincess is the you? cesare-hairy+alien1.jpg


    wtf?? How the hell did you get my picture?? ****ing bastarding stalker


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,037 ✭✭✭Nothingbetter2d


    wtf?? How the hell did you get my picture?? ****ing bastarding stalker

    hehe you can use that as your avatar :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,194 ✭✭✭saa


    I have final year college assessments in 10 days, I've been eating badly for the past two weeks and I've lost weight :L

    I can also report that I am happy and relaxed if not a bit sleepy, plus I don't care if my opportunities are limited when I leave I'm happy :):):)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,919 ✭✭✭✭Gummy Panda


    Kiera wrote: »
    She's decided to shave.
    steddyeddy wrote: »
    Wow sounds texty!
    grindle wrote: »
    Not if she's shaved her box.
    Filled with mad frogs, and now there's nothing keeping them in!

    Talking about me when I'm not in the room eh? :mad:

    I was flat out putting little braids and beads in my minge all night, and I was going to post pictures but seeing as you disrespected the HP I won't :mad:

    I bet it's like a wookiee in a leg lock


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,410 ✭✭✭old_aussie


    My daughter is pregnant


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,299 ✭✭✭hairyprincess


    Ah fuck it :mad:

    Fuck it, fuck it, fuck it. Is it too much to fucking ask for a bit of fucking happiness :mad:

    Good news my fucking arse


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