How do I get a girl I fancy out of my head?

Jude_2010

Right lads there's this girl I really like but to cut a long story short she told me up front she doesn't want a boyfriend. But later on I found out from my mate whos closer to her that she likes someone else. so right now I'm tired of trying and just want to get rid of her from my head. But its fcuking hard haha.
Any tips? I think.I.should jutting delete her number and past conversations from my phone and unfriend her from Facebook so if I'm not constantly reminded of her everyday she'll start to fade away since we haven't talked since.

Thanks in advance.

Jesus Shaves

Once a girl gets in your head she never gets out!*




















*EVIL LAUGH

Gummy Panda

Kill the person she likes and assume their identity

NothingMan

It's a tough one to deal with and no real answer. Time, meeting someone else etc... will all help a lot. But in the mean time. Go get rat arsed drunk!

dr.bollocko

Go gay from here on out.

hucklebuck

Have a massive ****

dave3004

Pics or .....

hucklebuck

dave3004 wrote: »

Pics or .....

Pics of her sister/ hot friend, he could video it and send it to this beaaatch :pac:

The King of Moo

Picture her on the toilet.

ooPabsoo

Blast her with piss?

hucklebuck

Seriously though, I used to go out with some female friends after something like that and try head somewhere you know that has a good regular trade.

It worked well for me, if some of the hot regulars see you one week with a few girls and you are making them laugh and then you land in the week after with a mate its very easy to pull them if you brought your a game.

Jesus Shaves

hucklebuck wrote: »

Have a massive ****

Jerk off to a fat woman?

ctrl-alt-delete

Hey Jude,

Don't make it bad, take a sad song and make it better,

Remember to let her into your heart, then you can start to make it better.

ectoraige

Hey Jude,
Don't be afraid, you were made to go out and get her.
The minute you let her under your skin, then you begin to make it better.

biko

Yes, time will heal all wounds.
1. Delete her number and unfriend on FB.
2. Start fancying her sister.

Mr.Crinklewood

I'm sure you can get a job as a caretaker in a different school.

Don't worry about it, everything will be ok.

Plazaman

You'll first and foremost need to get her fancy man out of the picture. The plan of action may involve covert operations that involve you planting womens clothing and make up in his bedroom, putting six bags of fertilizer in his shed and loading several hundred pictures of sheep onto the hard drive of his laptop.

Then it's plain sailing from there as you plant a rumour on Facebook that there is a transvestite terrorist into beastiality living in your area whilst leaving subtle hints pointing to this chap. Telling all the old dears that live in the area is the place to start. that way their incessant tutting at him will drive him daft and fuel the rumours.

beefjerky

No matter how hot you think she is, someone else is sick of her ****.

deman

Write a song about her and go on Britain's Got Talent.

hairyprincess

Chop off your head

mattjack

To get a girl from in your head, you must place her under floorboards.

Misticles

Sometimes you gotta be persistent.... but not in a creepy stalker way! :P

Though if it's clear she really is not into you, leave it be.

Faolchu

biko wrote: »

2. Start fancying her sister.

no he needs to ride her sister and video tape it then send it to her with a note that says "this is what you missed out on Biatch"

that or hand her a rag soaked in cloroform and ask does she like teh smell

El Weirdo

hucklebuck wrote: »

Seriously though, I used to go out with some female friends after something like that and try head somewhere you know that has a good regular trade.

It worked well for me, if some of the hot regulars see you one week with a few girls and you are making them laugh and then you land in the week after with a mate its very easy to pull them if you brought your a game.

Hmmmm... sounds suspiciously like PUA bollocks to me.

Micky Dolenz

A lobotomy will sort you right out.

Biggins

Jude_2010 wrote: »

Right lads there's this girl I really like but to cut a long story short she told me up front she doesn't want a boyfriend. But later on I found out from my mate whos closer to her that she likes someone else. so right now I'm tired of trying and just want to get rid of her from my head. But its fcuking hard haha.
Any tips? I think.I.should jutting delete her number and past conversations from my phone and unfriend her from Facebook so if I'm not constantly reminded of her everyday she'll start to fade away since we haven't talked since.

Thanks in advance.

Lets be honest, its hard.
The best thing you can do is try changing things you do or places you frequent that remind you of her, etc.
That alone is not an easy thing to do but try you must for piece of mind and heart.
Time is - honestly - a good healer.

Gummy Panda

El Weirdo wrote: »

hucklebuck wrote: »

Seriously though, I used to go out with some female friends after something like that and try head somewhere you know that has a good regular trade.

It worked well for me, if some of the hot regulars see you one week with a few girls and you are making them laugh and then you land in the week after with a mate its very easy to pull them if you brought your a game.

Hmmmm... sounds suspiciously like PUA bollocks to me.

Maybe we'll learn the secret methods of taming the pussy and fùcking the cùnt

/grabs pen and notepad

mathepac

Remember, time wounds all heels.

Fluorescence

A small bone-saw and a pair of pliers should do the trick :pac:

smash

Rent a hooker that's better looking than her!

ToddyDoody

Find someone else. (may take time though)

Feisar

Sex and booze is probably the best/worst cure.

some random drunk

Tough one OP, been there myself. There's really not a lot you can do except wait it out. Time heals all wounds as they say. In the meantime, you can try replacing her in your head with a new girl you fancy as well.

Feisar

The King of Moo wrote: »

Picture her on the toilet.

It didn't work for Prentice.

Nuttzz

Imagine her at 45 having pushed out 3 or 4 kids...

Nothingbetter2d

thread title wrote:

How do I get a girl I fancy out of my head?

items needed:

1x shaving razor
1x corkscrew
1x roll of paper towels
1x bottle of dettol
1x needle and thread
1x square plaster

method

1. shave hair off
2. use corkscrew to extract girl from head
3. use a dab of dettol with the paper towels to clean up any blood.
4. use needle and thread to stitch up hole in head
5. wipe clean again with dettol and paper towels
6. apply plaster

triple-M

get a tattoo of her face

blackdog2

Imagine her wiping herself after her morning dump

works better if you imagine the smell

rgmmg

Not all love is instant. She clearly needs to get used to the idea of you and her together so a combination of the following will most likely work:

Park outside her house for a week and each time she comes out honk the horn/ring the bicycle bell and ask "I was just passing - fancy a lift?" Sustitute "ride" for lift if you think she is up for it. Use "I can't believe it, we meet again" on day 2 and vary accordingly

Wait for her to use a public lavatory then go in, test your ringone to imitate a call and pretend to answer, stating your first name and surname clearly. After a few "Yeah, yeah, yeah" replies follow this with "Sure it's a certainty I'll be a millionaire before the end of the week". Then, "Jaysus Pa', you're not going to believe it I'm in the ladies ye wha'."

A bit old skool, but make her a love tape. Songs like "Only you, can make the darkness bright" with the sound of you reaching climax dubbed into the background etc.


Communicate "You will be mine" on the hour every hour, throwing in "..or your brother" now and again to keep her on her toes.

stupidusername

Get a tattoo of her face on your face. Girls love that ****.

Seriously though you're too young to be caught up on one person like that. Find another girl to fancy. She isn't that fantastic

Duggy747

She's clearly lesbian.

Keep convincing yourself that so at least you'll have some day-chent **** material

saa

Don't internet stalk them, at the time it seems like it will help but it doesn't... at all.

Cee-Jay-Cee

Stalk her until she grows to like you. If you do it properly you may be lucky and she will develop Münchausen syndrome by proxy and then she's all yours!!

some random drunk

Steal her dirty panties and sniff them. If they smell bad, it will put you off her. If they smell good, well at least you have some **** material. It's a sure-fire winner either way!