Most Sexist Comment Ever.

OurLadyofKnock

Overheard in The Towers pub in Ballymun:

"She better get kneepads and start learning how to breath through her ears."

Can anyone beat this?

Princess Peach

Think you've got your definition of sexist wrong there, that's just dirty!

That's not sexist is it?

thomond2006

*insert Father Ted quote here*

frag420

Bitches be tripping YO!!

Nothingbetter2d

go make me a sammich woman is a sexist statement

asking a woman to wear knee pads while she sucks dick is not sexist its those damn safety in the workplace crowd butting in again with their safety policies

some random drunk

You're right OP, that is the sexiest comment ever.

Babybuff

bitches be crazy tbh

3hn2givr7mx1sc

That's just kinda funny, tbh.

Captain Darling

What's wrong with being sexy?

Babybuff

haven't had a good sexy thread in Ah in ages (at least four hours)

Nothingbetter2d

why were you in the towers in ballymun? looking for some heroin?

castletownman

Why shouldn't a man have to open a bottle of beer?

Because it should be already open when she gives it to him

some random drunk

OurLadyofKnock wrote: »

"She better get kneepads and start learning how to breath through her ears."

What's wrong with her nose? Or does she have two c*cks stuffed up her nostrils too?

Dr.Strange

That's the 'most stupid comment ever', no one can ever learn to breath through their ears.

Nothingbetter2d

Babybuff wrote: »

haven't had a good sexy thread in Ah in ages (at least four hours)

yeah today ah has been full of people having babies

gustavo

The fact that the gentleman in question cares so much about the lady that he is concerned over her knees would suggest that far from being sexist he is quite the chivalrous character.

Seachmall

That's not sexist, it's a sound piece of advice.

As someone who respects women I always make sure to have one of these in the house.

Sindri

A plumber?

OurLadyofKnock

Nothingbetter2d wrote: »

why were you in the towers in ballymun? looking for some heroin?

I lived in Ballymun - remember? Your missues used to let you know she about to have an orgasm when she called you in Foxrock from my flat.

Battered Mars Bar

I'm hugely confused, is it sexist or sexiest comment you mean OP?

Seachmall

Sindri wrote: »

A plumber?

Check the Ninja Edit.

I got mad skillz, yo!

OurLadyofKnock

OurLadyofKnock wrote: »

I lived in Ballymun - remember? Your missues used to let you know she about to have an orgasm when she called you in Foxrock from my flat.

Can't have been much good if she was able to dial his phone number.

Sindri

Seachmall wrote: »

Check the Ninja Edit.

I got mad skillz, yo!

Aye, it doesn't leave any bruises.

Nothingbetter2d

OurLadyofKnock wrote: »

I lived in Ballymun - remember? Your missues used to let you know she about to have an orgasm when she called you in Foxrock from my flat.

strange i never was in foxrock... you sure your shagging the right missus?

and yes i did have a few pints in the tower pub in ballymun before so i do know what the pub is like

Pherekydes

Dr.Strange wrote: »

That's the 'most stupid comment ever', no one can ever learn to breath through their ears.

It's Ballymun, the guy is probably still learning to breathe and walk at the same time.

Stock sexist remark [usually after a female poster says something to contradict a male poster]: There's no need to get so emotional about it.

CreepingDeath

Dr.Strange wrote: »

That's the 'most stupid comment ever', no one can ever learn to breath through their ears.

There's a tube (called the eustachian tube) that runs from the inside of your ear to your nose, to help you "pop" your eardrums to equalise the pressure on both sides.

If someones ear drums were burst, then they could probably breathe through their ears.

I think you just lost your title of "Dr." there.

_Whimsical_

"Where's my dinner"

biko

"I can't/won't change the tyre, you will have to do it - because you're a guy"

smash

Swallow or it's going in your eye!

ShelleyJ

I may be wearing a dress, but I still pull my panties on one leg at a time if you know what I mean.

CreepingDeath

I believe in equal pay for both sexes, that's why I let the women work longer hours to earn it.

Seachmall

ShelleyJ wrote: »

I may be wearing a dress, but I still pull my panties on one leg at a time if you know what I mean.

I have no idea what you mean, but it sounds sexy.

Dr.Strange

CreepingDeath wrote: »

There's a tube (called the eustachian tube) that runs from the inside of your ear to your nose, to help you "pop" your eardrums to equalise the pressure on both sides.

If someones ear drums were burst, then they could probably breathe through their ears.

I think you just lost your title of "Dr." there.

Ah, I see.

Thud

there was a few gems in this film:
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0110729/quotes

Nodin

OurLadyofKnock wrote: »

Overheard in The Towers pub in Ballymun:

"She better get kneepads and start learning how to breath through her ears."

Can anyone beat this?

O yes. The following is a true story (or so it was told to me, with names of the offender and offended included) which yez can believe or not as suits. It came up in relation to the relatively recent activities of the "gentleman" in question.

In the early 80's, a young woman, relatively new to the place where she worked (there a few months) wore a pair of trousers into work - the loose fitting type. She was in a few hours when her male boss spotted this, and proceded to go through her (despite the fact there was actually no specific ban on such things). Having torn the woman roundly out of it in front of the other staff, he sent her home to change in tears, giving a deadline of how long it was to take, and how quick she'd be out of a job should she be late.

On his triumphal procession back to his desk, he exclaimed - in an declaration of policy - that "the only cunt allowed in trousers in this office is me".

fundlebundle

Man up

duiggers

All ye sugar tits complaining should just calm down get back in the kitchen and make me some pie!

Super-Rush

Thread is so full of fail.

Mainly coming from the op.

Stiffler2

The woman can't breathe through her ears because how will I open my bottle of beer otherwise ?

some random drunk

some random drunk wrote: »

What's wrong with her nose? Or does she have two c*cks stuffed up her nostrils too?

He holds the nose