guilty or not?

skiver1

So my boss had me working late yesterday on a presentation for Monday that he'll pass off as his own. Would have had plenty of time to do it today but he decided he want to play golf instead.....hence I had to work late last night. So i decided to take myself off for a massage for the afternoon as the dipstick didn't bring me to play golf.....feeling slightly guilty now that I see him back in the office and not quite sure he played golf.....

Nothingbetter2d

skiver1 wrote: »

So my boss had me working late yesterday on a presentation for Monday that he'll pass off as his own. Would have had plenty of time to do it today but he decided he want to play golf instead.....hence I had to work late last night. So i decided to take myself off for a massage for the afternoon as the dipstick didn't bring me to play golf.....feeling slightly guilty now that I see him back in the office and not quite sure he played golf.....

on the bottom of the presentation slides put "this presentation was prepared by insertnamehere "

Seachmall

You should appreciate the fact you have a job where you can randomly decide to take time off and have a massage.

Are you House or some shit?

Rabies

Was there a happy ending?

Pushtrak

skiver1 wrote: »

So my boss had me working late yesterday on a presentation for Monday that he'll pass off as his own. Would have had plenty of time to do it today but he decided he want to play golf instead.....hence I had to work late last night. So i decided to take myself off for a massage for the afternoon as the dipstick didn't bring me to play golf.....feeling slightly guilty now that I see him back in the office and not quite sure he played golf.....

If he had gotten you to go play golf, and you didn't have time, then I'd see the purpose of this post. But, he went to golf, so you couldn't do what you were supposed to? Clarify?

Seachmall

Seachmall wrote: »

You should appreciate the fact you have a job where you can randomly decide to take time off and have a massage.

Are you House or some shit?

Nah .... Gotta be public sector

Nothingbetter2d

Seachmall wrote: »

You should appreciate the fact you have a job where you can randomly decide to take time off and have a massage.

Are you House or some shit?

am i the only one that thinks OP works in a hoor house?

FatherLen

at the end of the day, he is your BOSS.

Mickey Dazzler

What type of massage? Do you get a happy ending? Did you insist that the masseur digitally penetrate your anus hole while jerking you off? Did you? I bet you did you dirty little bag of filth.

uch

Deleted User wrote: »

Nah .... Gotta be public sector

I work in the Public Sector, I'd tell my boss to go Fuk himself if he asked me to do some work.

Mammanabammana

Hang on, wait...WHAT?

He's passing off a presentation that YOU made as HIS work???

Maybe I just don't understand offices - or maybe you don't work in an office or something - but, um...why isn't he doing the presentation he's passing off as his own himself? So it's, like, his own presentation - like all the people he's making the presentation to are gonna think it is?

frag420

skiver1 wrote: »

So my boss had me working late yesterday on a presentation for Monday that he'll pass off as his own. Would have had plenty of time to do it today but he decided he want to play golf instead.....hence I had to work late last night. So i decided to take myself off for a massage for the afternoon as the dipstick didn't bring me to play golf.....feeling slightly guilty now that I see him back in the office and not quite sure he played golf.....

Thats because you're his handicap!!

Sindri

And....you expect us to resolve your feelings of guilt?

muckwarrior

Nothingbetter2d wrote: »

on the bottom of the presentation slides put "this presentation was prepared by insertnamehere "

Or better still, just replace a handful of random words with curse-words.

I did this with a housemate's college presentation thinking she'd find it funny when she read over it. She didn't read over it. She also printed out copies for everyone in the class still not noticing that it was littered with random 'sh1te', 'fυck' and 'bollox'es etc. Needless to say that it made for and interesting presentation

Seachmall

Not the first time.

Also, troll.

Plazaman

rabble rabble ....... lucky to have a job in this climate ....... rabble rabble ..... people like you give workers a bad name ....... rabble rabble.... did you use powerpoint and if so how do you insert a video clip into a slide?......

Nothingbetter2d

i'd have slipped a porn video into the slide somewhere.

skiver1

Seachmall wrote: »

Not the first time.

Also, troll.

yes, the Friday massages are becoming a bit habit forming.....

JustAddWater

Nothingbetter2d wrote: »

am i the only one that thinks OP works in a hoor house?

That's gonna be one hell of a powerpoint presentation!

Mickey H

muckwarrior wrote: »

Or better still, just replace a handful of random words with curse-words.

After you do this, make sure to save it as a Powerpoint show and not a .ppt file. He will be unable to edit it and will probably not notice anyway until ahlfway through the show.

Then, sit back and enjoy.

Nothingbetter2d

JustAddWater wrote: »

That's gonna be one hell of a powerpoint presentation!

the mad'am/pimp might need forecast projections on hoor's performances