Going to Wezz disco

colceoin

Going to "the wezz" for the first time. I'm fairly socially occured and was wondering how to get a meet? Do you ask, get a friend to ask or do you get asked by the girls?

Gummy Panda

colceoin wrote: »

Going to "the wezz" for the first time. I'm fairly socially occured and was wondering how to get a meet? Do you ask, get a friend to ask or do you get asked by the girls?

Do a naked windmill at them

super_furry

Crouch, touch, pause, engage!

Teyla Emmagan

Wrong on so many levels..........

MickySticks

Sorry OP, but I seem to be out of fucks to give today.

Phoenix Park

I'd go myself but i've a broken finger so not much point.

DB21

*bookmarks thread*

ninebeanrows

colceoin wrote: »

Going to "the wezz" for the first time. I'm fairly socially occured and was wondering how to get a meet? Do you ask, get a friend to ask or do you get asked by the girls?

troll much!?

TehDagsBass

Before you kiss a girl, make sure to have her open wide and say "Ah" before doing so.

Wezz bitches are mad for the snowballin'.

Phoenix Park

Weathercheck wrote: »

troll much!?

Indeed. Let's just see where this one goes though...

TehDagsBass

When approaching a wezz bitch, a simple "ya bushin'?" will determine how up for the fun she is.

xzanti

Awaits live updates from the "Wezz"

Cassidy28

I'll be getting my finger out in wezz later myself, the girls do be so wet in there...

Phoenix Park

Cassidy28 wrote: »

I'll be getting my finger out in wezz later myself, the girls do be so wet in there...

You dirty 84 year old you

KamiKazeKitten

Dude...this thread is SUCH a loike totes awky momo for you?

mikemac1

colceoin wrote: »

how to get a meet?

A what?

Is that we simple country folk call a shift?

TehDagsBass

Request the DJ plays this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uLS_HARAYZQ

TehDagsBass

Since young wans are dressing like them now, I suppose they want to be treated like them also? see http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OAbiFuhsLTY

Cassidy28

TehDagsBass wrote: »

Since young wans are dressing like them now, I suppose they want to be treated like them also? see http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OAbiFuhsLTY

Some way to get a woman

joshrogan

I'm fairly certain it's common practise amongst todays youth to offer up a cooked pheasant when courting a lady, I'd begin preparing it now if you want to have any chance tonight at the box social.

earpiece

TehDagsBass wrote: »

Before you kiss a girl, make sure to have her open wide and say "Ah" before doing so.

Wezz bitches are mad for the snowballin'.

TehDagsBass wrote: »

When approaching a wezz bitch, a simple "ya bushin'?" will determine how up for the fun she is.

mikemac1 wrote: »

A what?

Is that we simple country folk call a shift?

I don't listen to Hip Hop Scooby M&M music... and Google translate is getting confused. Can a youngling please help?

KamiKazeKitten

earpiece wrote: »

I don't listen to Hip Hop Scooby M&M music... and Google translate is getting confused. Can a youngling please help?

Urban dictionary is your friend. :cool:

Bushing is a girl taking off her knickers before she goes into a club. Easy access and all that.

Snowballing is a girl holding cum in her mouth, heading to a different guy and scoring him.

Shifting/scoring = kissing

I should be worried about knowing some of these...

Born to Die

Phoenix Park wrote: »

I'd go myself but i've a broken finger so not much point.

Other hand, other fingers!!

Born to Die

What is the wezz?

Teyla Emmagan

Born to Die wrote: »

What is the wezz?

Wesley disco. It's in a rugby club or something in Donnybrook. Notorious for being the last place on earth you'd let your kid go to even with a chastity belt on. You see almost entirely naked young wans staggering drunkenly out of it after being enthusiastically digitally violated. Some people's idea of a rite of passage I guess.

Born to Die

Teyla Emmagan wrote: »

Wesley disco. It's in a rugby club or something in Donnybrook. Notorious for being the last place on earth you'd let your kid go to even with a chastity belt on. You see almost entirely naked young wans staggering drunkenly out of it after being enthusiastically digitally violated. Some people's idea of a rite of passage I guess.

FFS, nothing but trolls and kids in AH these days.

Teyla Emmagan

Born to Die wrote: »

FFS, nothing but trolls and kids in AH these days.

And bored people like ourselves, of course.

RichieC

Heard all about it, never went personally.

Born to Die

Teyla Emmagan wrote: »

And bored people like ourselves, of course.

I have the golf on.

Teyla Emmagan

Born to Die wrote: »

I have the golf on.

You are proving my point.

The King of Moo

Things I don't understand:

"the wezz"

"meet" (I suspect it might mean "kiss")

"socially occurred"

hairyprincess

The King of Moo wrote: »

Things I don't understand:

"the wezz"

"meet" (I suspect it might mean "kiss")

"socially occurred"

Back of the queue Moo, back of the queue

mad m

OP, What year is Wezz tonight?

The King of Moo

hairyprincess wrote: »

Back of the queue Moo, back of the queue

I used to be with it, but then they changed what "it" was. Now, what I'm with isn't it, and what's "it" seems weird and scary to me.

BOHtox

POOF!

So here I am, what are your other two wishes?

the groutch

if you don't use the words "You know" or "Loike" eight times in each sentence, nobody will understand you.

Local-womanizer

BOHtox wrote: »

POOF!

So here I am, what are your other two wishes?

Reported for abuse!

BOHtox

Local-womanizer wrote: »

Reported for abuse!

none taken!

TeddyTedson

Jesus I remember going there when I was 14 and getting refused so often for looking too young. :mad:
It was an easy place to sneak drink into and sometimes even sneak in.
The red area down the back where you'd see everyone slipping the hand.
You be very susceptible to a box outside if you didn't get in off a few scum bags handing around.

Rocket19

The fcuk? How old are you?
Since it's your first time, I'm assuming you're a late starter. OR you're going to baby wezz, in which case you really should be in bed....

Anyway...in terms of the logistics of scoring other children, it depends on your age. If you're under 15, you'll probably have lots of young ladies approaching you throughout the night asking if you'll score their friend. This is assuming, of course, that you're hot (puke).

Oh...and if you don't get a score, you're lame because the girls are easy. I know because I used to be one (puke!!).


Oh and...don't drink the whole naggin, you'll be fcuked.

dotsman

Rocket19 wrote: »

Oh...and if you don't get a score, you're lame because the girls are easy. I know because I used to be one (puke!!).

You used to be a girl?

WTF are you now???

Rocket19

dotsman wrote: »

You used to be a girl?

WTF are you now???

A girl who went to wezz!! Be slightly creepy if I went there now. Unless I fancied myself a toyboy or something...

Phoenix Park

Any joy last night OP?

Will you be giving the hands a good scrub this morning?

emeraldstar

The King of Moo wrote: »

Things I don't understand:

"the wezz"

"meet" (I suspect it might mean "kiss")

"socially occurred"

Unfortunately, I think he's trying to spell "awkward".

admiralofthefleet

i went in my younger years, an eye opener if you know what i mean

pipelaser

TehDagsBass wrote: »

Since young wans are dressing like them now, I suppose they want to be treated like them also? see http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OAbiFuhsLTY

WTF!!! Seriously! WTF!!!:eek:

Cassidy28

Yeah the state of them.

Go Tobban

Ah wezz, a male teenagers heaven

Many a smelly finger in there back in the day, posh birds are the best

WoollyRedHat

Anyone remember Spin? Hear it's still going.

volvoman480

Never been there, sounds great though.... Eh, anyone got any pics or anything of the goings on in there?? Strictly for research purposes of course.....







*gets baby oil and tissues and sits waiting fapping slowly*

EdenHazard

I wish this was real, and not a troll

Never went to Wezz, but heard the stories!