Are you ready?

TehDagsBass

KeithM89 wrote: »

*Whoop* *whoop*
Its the fun police.

Rig all the door handles to be wrapped in fibre wire, choke them to death and leaves no mess.

Oh, what a surprise, someone from Dundalk not taking firearms seriously. I am shocked.

Davidson2k9

I dont live in fear like that every night, i'll deal with it when/if it happens.

TehDagsBass

Pottler wrote: »

lol, I can make a phone call and have a pistol in 20 mins. Sadly, it's easier to get an illegal firearm than a legal one. I laugh a lot when I hear the likes of Shatter spout crap about "stricter gun licencing laws" which really only affect the law abiding citizens.

You're such a badass Pottler.

You should take a picture of yourself showing your ultra cool dragon tattoos and holding some pistols. Think how cool and badass that would look.

KeithM89_old

TehDagsBass wrote: »

Irresponsible gun ownership is what is causing a massive amount of needless deaths in the states every year. We don't need that here and I certainly don't think it's appropriate to advise people who've little/no experience with firearms how to circumvent the law in order to get one.

TehDagsBass wrote: »

Because firearms aren't licensed here for home protection. You're advising someone how to obtain a firearm that has been licensed for X activity when they've no intention of using it for that, but instead for a completely illegal usage.

I'm not sure where exactly the law falls on such advice but I can't imagine Boards.ie wants to be known for letting people advise people how to obtain firearms for potentially criminal uses.

TehDagsBass wrote: »

Oh, what a surprise, someone from Dundalk not taking firearms seriously. I am shocked.

Well youre just great craic, arent you.

TehDagsBass

KeithM89 wrote: »

Well youre just great craic, arent you.

http://nabidana.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/gerryice.jpg

eth0

TehDagsBass wrote: »

Because firearms aren't licensed here for home protection. You're advising someone how to obtain a firearm that has been licensed for X activity when they've no intention of using it for that, but instead for a completely illegal usage.

Jaysus the outrage of it all.

Jimoslimos

Can't believe nobody has suggested can of Lynx + lighter yet:eek:

deco nate

you can use a gun that you bought for sport,to defend your self,and you family now,laws have changed.if you think your or someone elses life is in danger,in your home.
and YES,its so easy to get an iilegal gun now.:mad:

eth0

deco nate wrote: »

and YES,its so easy to get an iilegal gun now.:mad:

If you have any spare ones drop me a PM

deco nate

TehDagsBass wrote: »

http://nabidana.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/gerryice.jpg

jeesus,troll much?...
great way to get your point across.

well done:rolleyes:

deco nate

eth0 wrote: »

If you have any spare ones drop me a PM

pm sent:pac:

TehDagsBass

deco nate wrote: »

jeesus,troll much?...
great way to get your point across.

well done:rolleyes:

Yeah, I've already made my point to be honest. Advising people how to obtain firearms with the intention of using them in a manner which is currently against the law is retarded and reckless, but hey, the site want to defend it and call it a bit of craic, I'll retort their nonsense with my own nonsense.

Sure it's only a bit of a craic lollers "XD".

BornToKill

This one time abroad, I got burgled at night while I was asleep. Never heard or noticed a thing until I woke up the next morning. Now I have a monitored alarm.

KeithM89_old

TehDagsBass wrote: »

Yeah, I've already made my point to be honest. Advising people how to obtain firearms with the intention of using them in a manner which is currently against the law is retarded and reckless, but hey, the site want to defend it and call it a bit of craic, I'll retort their nonsense with my own nonsense.

Sure it's only a bit of a craic lollers.

Show me one post where someone explicitly says, in detail, how to obtain illegal firearms.
Go on, i can wait, iv got ice cream.

BornToKill

BornToKill wrote: »

This one time abroad, I got burgled at night while I was asleep. Never heard or noticed a thing until I woke up the next morning. Now I have a monitored alarm.

Oops I forget, and the door handle is wired to the mains of course.

outtagetme

Cork24 wrote: »

How can one circumvent the law their is no Way around it... Your checked by the cops if u pass that check it sent to the doctors to get u mentally tested now . If that's check out ok you are then check again and still you could get turned down.

Other wise you go to the black market

You CANNOT own a firearm in Ireland without a valid reason to own one. Forget all the tongue-in-cheek foolishness I've written about being an intruder. That was merely in jest to point out the futility of worrying about intrusion.
If you are a land owner or have permission from a land owner then you may, after strict vetting, possess 2 calibres, a .22 rifle and a 12 gauge shotgun. I should know. My uncle in your neck of the woods has a .22 for killing rabbits and an Ithaca 5 shell pump action and Browning 2000 4 shell automatic shotgun.....those are for the crows. And that's it.

You cannot possess any other kind of weapon...certainly not one whose primary function is to kill humans rather than vermin.
You may possess a pistol registered with a gun club but this firearm must be unloaded at all times outside of the club and if housed in the premises of the owner must be stored in an ALARMED safe.

This crap about Glocks and Tek-9's and other gibberish is just that...gibberish.

deco nate

TehDagsBass wrote: »

Yeah, I've already made my point to be honest. Advising people how to obtain firearms with the intention of using them in a manner which is currently against the law is retarded and reckless, but hey, the site want to defend it and call it a bit of craic, I'll retort their nonsense with my own nonsense.

Sure it's only a bit of a craic lollers.

hello,AFTER HOURS callin,we are beered up an gunned up.
meet ya at dawn an we will sort this out(btw,do you know dawn?she lives in town.see ya thier):pac:

BornToKill

outtagetme wrote: »

You CANNOT own a firearm in Ireland without a valid reason to own one.

... you may, after strict vetting, possess 2 calibres, a .22 rifle and a 12 gauge shotgun.

The first bit is true but the second is totally out of date. More for the shooting forum though than for here, in fairness.

TehDagsBass

KeithM89 wrote: »

Show me one post where someone explicitly says, in detail, how to obtain illegal firearms.
Go on, i can wait, iv got ice cream.

Cork24 wrote: »

You can buy pepper spray on the net. Also u can buy the spray the usmc use it's some sort of mustard spray it's twice the price of the pepper. You could get a letter off a land owner telling u it's ok to shoot in his land and take it to your local station with a serial number of a gun u have put away

This instructs you how to get a gun by claiming it's for shooting on someone's land when in reality you've no intention of doing so and merely intend on using it to protect your house, without any training or knowledge of how to use such a weapon. The person asking the question has made their intention clear, the person answering the question has acknowledged this and given them a route to fill said intention, an illegal one at that, by using a loophole in the current legislation.

But hey, a Dundalk person not taking firearms and their dangers seriously. The amount of shock I'm in just cannot be described! Maybe I shouldn't joke about Dundalk, your site has access to my IP after all, I'm sure it wouldn't beyond the scope of you lads' to send a few of the lads from the 'Ra down to sort it out

Also, pepper spray is illegal in Ireland. Shouldn't be advising people how to get their hands on that either.

eth0

TehDagsBass wrote: »

Yeah, I've already made my point to be honest. Advising people how to obtain firearms with the intention of using them in a manner which is currently against the law is retarded and reckless, but hey, the site want to defend it and call it a bit of craic, I'll retort their nonsense with my own nonsense.

Sure it's only a bit of a craic lollers "XD".

and as soon as Minister Shitter changes the law it's no longer retarded.

Right I'm off to do a bit of jaywalking and listen to a few illegally downloaded songs while I'm at it, I hope you get good and outraged over that too.

A lad like yerself would be great craic at a pub, reminding everyone not to go over their recommended 2.3 units of alcohol or whatever the feck it is

eth0

TehDagsBass wrote: »

But hey, a Dundalk person not taking firearms and their dangers seriously. The amount of shock I'm in just cannot be described!

What about a Dun Laoghaire-Rathdown person not taking them seriously? would that incur more shock yet again?

outtagetme

TehDagsBass wrote: »

You're such a badass Pottler.

You should take a picture of yourself showing your ultra cool dragon tattoos and holding some pistols. Think how cool and badass that would look.

Lighten up TDB.
He can't make a phone call and have gun in 20 minutes. He might wish he was that connected but it's deluded bravado. Sh!t, I can't even get a pizza in 20 minutes!

KeithM89_old

TehDagsBass wrote: »

This instructs you how to get a gun by claiming it's for shooting on someone's land when in reality you've no intention of doing so and merely intend on using it to protect your house, without any training or knowledge of how to use such a weapon. The person asking the question has made their intention clear, the person answering the question has acknowledged this and given them a route to fill said intention, an illegal one at that, by using a loophole in the current legislation.

No it doesnt, it implies you already have a gun.

deco nate

TehDagsBass wrote: »

This instructs you how to get a gun by claiming it's for shooting on someone's land when in reality you've no intention of doing so and merely intend on using it to protect your house, without any training or knowledge of how to use such a weapon. The person asking the question has made their intention clear, the person answering the question has acknowledged this and given them a route to fill said intention, an illegal one at that, by using a loophole in the current legislation.

But hey, a Dundalk person not taking firearms and their dangers seriously. The amount of shock I'm in just cannot be described!

Also, pepper spray is illegal in Ireland. Shouldn't be advising people how to get their hands on that either.

really?how? by saying you can buy it on the net??lol
wow,like,just wow.
you think people cant just google pepper spray an find out for them self?
without the help of boards?
troll needs to troll harder:pac:

TehDagsBass

eth0 wrote: »

and as soon as Minister Shitter changes the law it's no longer retarded.

Right I'm off to do a bit of jaywalking and listen to a few illegally downloaded songs while I'm at it, I hope you get good and outraged over that too.

A lad like yerself would be great craic at a pub, reminding everyone not to go over their recommended 2.3 units of alcohol or whatever the feck it is

Yeah 'cause an mp3 is the equivalent of a firearm. Oh After Hours logic, how special you are.

Changing Shatter to Shítter? Oh you're so smart and witty! Well done you!

I love Irish people, so quick to bring up "craic" as a measure of one's value in a conversation. And Ireland has the lowest average IQ in Western Europe. What a surprise, I'm totally shocked.

Keep flying that ultra special flag for "craic" lads

TehDagsBass

KeithM89 wrote: »

No it doesnt, it implies you already have a gun.

No, it implies that you have reserved a gun in a gun store, the sale of which depends on you getting approval from the Gardai. You bring the Gardai the serial number and type of gun and seek approval. You can even do it when ordering firearms from abroad.

grindle

Hey guys, you can buy drugs, find child-porn, and even bomb recipes on the Internet.
Yeah, the Internet, you heard about it?
Well golly-gosh.

BornToKill

TehDagsBass wrote: »

I love Irish people, so quick to bring up "craic" as a measure of one's value in a conversation. And Ireland has the lowest average IQ in Western Europe. What a surprise, I'm totally shocked.

Keep flying that ultra special flag for "craic" lads

Ah screwy, I must be messing up the averages for loads of people then 'cos I'm in Mensa. Sorry folks.

TehDagsBass

deco nate wrote: »

really?how? by saying you can buy it on the net??lol
wow,like,just wow.
you think people cant just google pepper spray an find out for them self?
without the help of boards?
troll needs to troll harder:pac:

Calm down there buddy, if you feel like you're being "trolled" by someone pointing out that there's laws in place with regards to certain things being discussed then it's time to put down the beers and hit the sack as you're only winding yourself up - nobody else is out to do so.

eth0

TehDagsBass wrote: »

Yeah 'cause an mp3 is the equivalent of a firearm. Oh After Hours logic, how special you are.

Changing Shatter to Shítter? Oh you're so smart and witty! Well done you!

I love Irish people, so quick to bring up "craic" as a measure of one's value in a conversation. And Ireland has the lowest average IQ in Western Europe. What a surprise, I'm totally shocked.

Keep flying that ultra special flag for "craic" lads

I call him that cause I hate the fucker. So what exactly is your problem, you hate guns and want nobody to have them, you have a licensed gun and you're afraid that people getting them for self defence will make things harder for you or just having an ould trollin session?

outtagetme

Jimoslimos wrote: »

Can't believe nobody has suggested can of Lynx + lighter yet:eek:

Better still, a bunch of spike-jawed bear traps under each window and door. Don't even have to get out of be then. just hear the metallic snap, wait for the screams to die down, go back to sleep and in the morning call the mortuary. :pac:

Leeg17

TehDagsBass wrote: »

it's time to put down the beers and hit the sack as you're only winding yourself up - nobody else is out to do so.

TehDagsBass wrote: »

Maybe I shouldn't joke about Dundalk, your site has access to my IP after all, I'm sure it wouldn't beyond the scope of you lads' to send a few of the lads from the 'Ra down to sort it out

Hmmmmmmm.

Consider this a first and last warning TDB. Back on topic please.

deco nate

TehDagsBass wrote: »

Calm down there buddy, if you feel like you're being "trolled" by someone pointing out that there's laws in place with regards to certain things being discussed then it's time to put down the beers and hit the sack as you're only winding yourself up - nobody else is out to do so.

well,hey.guess what yes you are by sayin that people should'nt tell people
that they can buy pepper spray on the net,and its boards fault?
like another poster said...you can get porn on the net.(and pepper spray)
iilegal porn!!!
but if only for that poster,i would not have known you could do that!:rolleyes:
wow,the interwebz is great,well mostly.............:pac:

(opens another beer:))

TehDagsBass

eth0 wrote: »

I call him that cause I hate the fucker. So what exactly is your problem, you hate guns and want nobody to have them, you have a licensed gun and you're afraid that people getting them for self defence will make things harder for you or just having an ould trollin session?

So you're sitting here, on the internet, feeling so strongly about this man that you can say you actually hate him, yet chances are he doesn't know you exist nor care if you do in the first place? And you claim that I have issues!?

No, I don't hate guns. They are licensed here for a range of legitimate purposes and that's what they should be used for. It should not be encouraged for people to claim they're going to use them for these purposes to have access to them, and then use them solely in a manner that is against the law.

People doing so affects all gun owners who have them for legitimate reasons. Your average home owner does NOT need a firearm and particularly now when there is no resources available in order to train these people how to use firearms in the confines of a home in a self-defensive manner. Shooting a gun indoors is entirely different to firing one in a field and it's absolutely ludicrous to be suggesting that the average punter should be getting one, storing it and then pulling it out when they think there's a threat in the house. It is asking for trouble.

It takes very little to trigger a gun and they've an enormous, and quite surprising even when you're expecting it, amount of force and the thought of some idiot who thought having a gun in the house would be a good idea running around in the dark with a weapon they've never fired, in halls that are likely to be 4 foot wide at most, with their mindset of there being an intruder in the house is absolutely terrifying. It is, again, asking for trouble and nothing more.

KeithM89_old

Mod

STFU about gun laws and such and keep it a light hearted thread like it was meant to be. Kthzbai!!

deco nate

hey.this is my gun....and this is for fun(and ill polish it as hard as i want to):pac:

grindle

deco nate wrote: »

...like another poster said...

Is that all I am to you?

After everything we've shared?

*womanly squeak of disgust*

deco nate

grindle wrote: »

Is that all I am to you?

After everything we've shared?

*womanly squeak of disgust*

yea,but like i told you in the pm.
you wont polish my gun 3 times a week:mad:

grindle

deco nate wrote: »

yea,but like i told you in the pm.
you wont polish my gun 3 times a week:mad:

I offered 4...

deco nate

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OE-r-Tbg9g0

ah,ffs...
give it up:pac:

deco nate

grindle wrote: »

I offered 4...

yea,but without the gun lube:(:(

by the way my above post was for someone else's post that was deleted.but
it worked out well to your reply:pac:

eth0

TehDagsBass wrote: »

Your average home owner does NOT need a firearm and particularly now when there is no resources available in order to train these people how to use firearms in the confines of a home in a self-defensive manner. Shooting a gun indoors is entirely different to firing one in a field and it's absolutely ludicrous to be suggesting that the average punter should be getting one, storing it and then pulling it out when they think there's a threat in the house. It is asking for trouble.

It takes very little to trigger a gun and they've an enormous, and quite surprising even when you're expecting it, amount of force and the thought of some idiot who thought having a gun in the house would be a good idea running around in the dark with a weapon they've never fired, in halls that are likely to be 4 foot wide at most, with their mindset of there being an intruder in the house is absolutely terrifying. It is, again, asking for trouble and nothing more.

.. a mighty bang that the human mind simply cannot comprehend and will render the person in a state of permanent madness so he'd only be fit for the padded cell.

Unless he had training. An ould bit of training could solve this problem and give you the ability to shoot an intruder with confidence. I might just do the fas course on that one. Get the ould Level 5 on indoor intruder shooting, maybe the safepass as well so i'd be qualified to shoot him in an unfinished hallway as well and so i dont hurt me back dragging him out the door.

grindle

deco nate wrote: »

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_-EF7WkM2Uk

ah,ffs...
Don't ever give it up:pac:

F

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Edit: flip it anyway.

Witcher

Cork24 wrote: »

The law has changed already to get a gun now you most get a doctors cert

No you don't.

deco nate wrote: »

I know you can own a clock if in a club,but has to be stored thier.think about 20 glocks that are legal.
Very hard to get one now(thats legal,i mean)

Can't own a Glock anymore..period..unless you have a pre existing licence for it..sorry Deco..back to the airsoft with ya:pac:

deco nate

Blay wrote: »

No you don't.



Can't own a Glock anymore..period..unless you have a pre existing licence for it..sorry Deco..back to the airsoft with ya:pac:

sorry,blay,you are right.i left that out.but anyone that has one.
can keep a hold of it.
my bad,mate:o

deco nate

sorry blay,but did i say you can still get a glock?think i just said thier are x amount of them that are legal?..must look back at my post.
tbh you know a hell of a lot more a bout the law than me bud.
i was just tryin to make a point to a poster here that got some posts
deleted:D

deco nate

deco nate wrote: »

i thought that if you are in a gun club like this,
that they have to be stored there?
No?

I know you can own a clock if in a club,but has to be stored thier.think about 20 glocks that are legal.
Very hard to get one now(thats legal,i mean)

yep,blay:pac:
never said you can get one now:pac::pac:
shoot ya later bud,in my multi cam puk:P

Witcher

deco nate wrote: »

sorry blay,but did i say you can still get a glock?think i just said thier are x amount of them that are legal?..must look back at my post.
tbh you know a hell of a lot more a bout the law than me bud.
i was just tryin to make a point to a poster here that got some posts
deleted:D

Ya just said it was hard to get them now(the quote is in my post there), the actual post is way back on page 3, I'm a latecomer to the thread so I'm not too sure who's talking to who etc:pac:

Edit: That multicam won't save you forever:pac:

kowloon

Anyone who has a gun and stores it responsibly would do so in a safe. Preferably with the bolt out, barrel off or dissasembled, if possible, and separate from the ammo.

So chances are, if you own a firearm, it would still be more practical to use your bedside lamp or a shoe than go for the gun.

Witcher

I keep a sack of doorknobs beside my bed for defence.