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Gift for American girls visiting Ireland?

  • 13-05-2012 3:00am
    #1
    CloudRunner89
    Closed Accounts Posts: 108 ✭✭


    Hey lads, need desperate help. Met 3 yank girls during the week while out one evening so had drinks that night and ending up going back out the following night with them and back to the hotel with a bottle of whiskey so we've obviously been getting on great.
    But they've been driving around the country and are back for their last night in Dublin before leaving on Monday so trying to think of something nice that I could give to the 3 of them as just little farewell gifts?
    One of them told me there today online that they got me something in their travels ( which I know is going to be a piss take gift ) so just wanted to get 3 little trinkets or something for them. Suggestions?


Comments

  • #2
    cocoshovel
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,041 ✭✭✭cocoshovel


    Joe Duffy biography.


  • #3
    Babybuff
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,118 ✭✭✭Babybuff


    one of those quirky little musical matchboxes that plays danny boy when you turn the teeny handle, a worry stone made out of Connemara marble and a shamrock flock pen with leprechaun that dances around on a spring attached to the top. (or as an alternative, a small gift box of Irish turf each so they can be reminded of what you smelled like when they get home)


  • #4
    Jesus Shaves
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,959 ✭✭✭Jesus Shaves


    Your cock


  • #5
    stoneill
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,609 ✭✭✭stoneill


    A shower - but made of gold!


  • #6
    im invisible
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,372 ✭✭✭im invisible


    Gift of the gob?


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  • #7
    Spread
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,876 ✭✭✭Spread


    Some jewellery and a good fucking seeing to!


  • #8
    Polloloca
    Closed Accounts Posts: 684 ✭✭✭Polloloca


    Leave all three of them with a bit of irish in them.


  • #9
    RobbingBandit
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,230 ✭✭✭✭RobbingBandit


    A fourway.


  • #10
    3rdDegree
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,268 ✭✭✭3rdDegree


    darokane wrote: »
    Your cock

    That didn't take long....


  • #11
    Jimmy Iovine
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,416 ✭✭✭Jimmy Iovine


    3rdDegree wrote: »
    That didn't take long....

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kD_xWrhZ8yI


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  • #12
    A_Sober_Paddy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,221 ✭✭✭A_Sober_Paddy


    What would you do if their present to you was a 4some, and all you'd gotten them was a book or a sticky rock...oh wait;)


  • #13
    Jesus Shaves
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,959 ✭✭✭Jesus Shaves


    3rdDegree wrote: »
    That didn't take long....and the three following posts were just as much of a surprise. Come on AH, you know you can do better that this!
    :)

    Had to get it in there


  • #14
    krudler
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 34,788 ✭✭✭✭krudler


    darokane wrote: »
    Had to get it in there

    thats what she said!


  • #15
    CloudRunner89
    Closed Accounts Posts: 108 ✭✭CloudRunner89


    The turf one genuinely made me laugh!
    I suppose if I wanted a really funny one I can just send them all a link to this, right?


  • #16
    DEFTLEFTHAND
    Registered Users Posts: 16,500 ✭✭✭✭DEFTLEFTHAND


    Your virginity?


  • #17
    CloudRunner89
    Closed Accounts Posts: 108 ✭✭CloudRunner89


    DEFTLEFTHAND wrote: »
    Your virginity?

    There was somewhat of a standard to the quality of humor that was going to justify linking this to them. Cop on to yourself you gob****e. This is not the comedic value we want people to see in ireland.


  • #18
    DEFTLEFTHAND
    Registered Users Posts: 16,500 ✭✭✭✭DEFTLEFTHAND


    CloudRunner89 wrote: »
    There was somewhat of a standard to the quality of humor that was going to justify linking this to them. Cop on to yourself you gob****e. This is not the comedic value we want people to see in ireland.

    I thought it was very funny, there was no need to call me a gob****e you arsehole.


  • #19
    Sharpshooter
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 31,859 ✭✭✭✭Sharpshooter


    CloudRunner89 wrote: »
    Suggestions?

    Well that didn't go to plan.


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