Life's little pleasures that don't cost a thing.

The King of Moo

golden lane wrote: »

watching kids playing in water.....

The ellipsis at the end makes this post seem really (hopefully unintentionally) creepy....

Chucken

Coal1978 wrote: »

A big huge sh!t that you've been cooking for ages, it's at the stage where you can't hold it in any longer and you have cramps and your letting stinky farts off every few seconds. Ahhh bliss.

Ahhhhh so thats what is was :cool:

conor-mr2

Watching man city deny united the title by scoring twice in the last few minutes. Pure bliss

Shryke

Closing my eyes to Beethovens 9th is beautiful.
Seeing a dog happy, don't ask me.
Sitting down with a friend I haven't seen in a while.
Going for a run.
Having a lie in with nothing to worry about.
If I was getting laid at the minute I'd put that down but no luck here lately.
Seeing people dressed up in costumes and stuff just walking about the place greatly pleases my inner child.

Chuck Stone

Someone bringing home a bag of hot fresh chips when you're not expecting it.

Coal1978 wrote: »

Holding my husbands nose when he's asleep and watchIng him freak out when he wakes up gasping for breath.

Lol.

Sparklepants!

The smell of freshly baked bread.

Cassidy28

Looking at womenz in the light of day, with their silk like flesh, it's like making hay:cool:

Crimbouser

Lovely idea for a thread, op! For me, it's the dog jumping around when he sees me in the morning, mashed potatoes with copious amounts of butter, a new book, the cheekiness of my cats, pavlova, my 9 month old nephew bobbing his head and laughing to music. Too much to mention but they definitely cure any crankiness for a while!

pragmatic1

Hard to beat taking your time having a good shyte.
Waking up feeling rested after a really good sleep.
Baby animals like kittens and puppies always make me smile too, beautiful little mother****ers.

Coal1978

Toddlers knocking the sh!t out of eachother.

Cassidy28

Coal1978 wrote: »

Toddlers knocking the sh!t out of eachother.

??

golden lane

The King of Moo wrote: »

The ellipsis at the end makes this post seem really (hopefully unintentionally) creepy....

sorry, i don't have that broad scope when thinking...........

i live a happy life......with my children....

Coal1978

Cassidy28 wrote: »

Coal1978 wrote: »

Toddlers knocking the sh!t out of eachother.

??

Have you ever seen two babies fist fighting, it's gas.

Ded_Zebra

Waking up feeling refreshed to see that there is still an hour 'till your alarm goes off.

Cassidy28

**** at people that can't see you.

Chucken

Coal1978 wrote: »

Toddlers knocking the sh!t out of eachother.

Wow :eek: You're sounding more maternal by the day!

Crimbouser

Laughed when you described puppies and kittens as mothe*******. Fairly unique description. Do your puppies be pimping???

holystungun9

Kiera wrote: »

Fresh bed clothes and power naps.

Fresh bed clothes and power faps!

Gummy Panda

Panda wrestling

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AcyYVzmpYG8

pragmatic1

Crimbouser wrote: »

Laughed when you described puppies and kittens as mothe*******. Fairly unique description. Do your puppies be pimping???

No i pimps dem.

token101

The drama of football. Watching United players leave the field today and fans leave the stadium looking devastated. Only eclipsed by watching City win the league. Magic.

forfuxsake

Mr.Biscuits wrote: »

Having a slap up meal at a fancy restaurant and then climbing out the gents window.

euphemism for gay man love?:eek:

forfuxsake

token101 wrote: »

The drama of football. Watching United players leave the field today and fans leave the stadium looking devastated. Only eclipsed by watching City win the league. Magic.

Proving that every now and then, the ugly sister does get a ride.

Kamjana

Waking up a few hours before you have to get up for work and falling back to sleep with a smile on your face

Queen-Mise

Coal1978 wrote: »

Holding my husbands nose when he's asleep and watchIng him freak out when he wakes up gasping for breath.

That's not nice :eek::eek::eek:

Kamjana wrote: »

Great drying in it today

Yep just after bringing in my third load of washing - fully dry.


My little girl cuddling, a cup of tea, my guinea pigs moaning, car-crash telly, sunsets & sunrises and my absolute favourite bluebell woods.

demanufactured

Nothin bates a good sh1te.

sunflower27

Coal1978 wrote: »

Holding my husbands nose when he's asleep and watchIng him freak out when he wakes up gasping for breath.

I used to do that to a boyfriend when he snored I had forgot how enjoyable it was Worked though

Slunk

Cats. Even though they scratch at the bed when i sleep, walk on me when sleeping, piss off when i get up to them, lay down on the newspaper when i start reading it and go asleep on my laptop as i use it they always make me smile, especially when they give you a little cat loaf in the face

Oh and a hangover ****e too. Great feeling

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

Gummy Panda wrote: »

Panda wrestling

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AcyYVzmpYG8

I beleive it's called "Rage in a Cage" down PW way....

partyatmygaff

Kamjana wrote: »

Waking up a few hours before you have to get up for work and falling back to sleep with a smile on your face

And then oversleeping and waking up half an hour late for work/school somehow feeling completely unrested.

:P

Duffman K

watching lads who are under 18 not getting served in a pub and having the walk of shame back to the table empty handed.

saa

Ah the butterflies stage: sitting at home and relaxing then hearing your phone go off and you fill up with excitement as the person you're chasing has just text you and then going to sleep with a big smile on your face thinking about them.

Fiona

saa wrote: »

Ah the butterflies stage: sitting at home and relaxing then hearing your phone go off and you fill up with excitement as the person you're chasing has just text you and then going to sleep with a big smile on your face thinking about them.

:D:D:D:D:D

Dudess

Chuck Stone wrote: »

Do you have any little things that make you smile or just stop for a second and think to yourself 'this is awesome'.

It could be a kitten playing with a piece of string

That kitten and that piece of string could have cost a fortune. :mad:

Seriously though, that. I had a kitten who was obsessed with a sock, which he'd spend hours playing with and eating and beating up, etc. It was like a pal to him. Sadly the kitten disappeared after a few weeks and the sock was left hanging forlornly on the door of the kitten's little kennel for ages...

Kittens rock. I'll never understand people who don't like them...

mattjack

Dudess wrote: »

That kitten and that piece of string could have cost a fortune. :mad:

Seriously though, that. I had a kitten who was obsessed with a sock, which he'd spend hours playing with and eating and beating up, etc. It was like a pal to him. Sadly the kitten disappeared after a few weeks and the sock was left hanging forlornly on the door of the kitten's little kennel for ages...

Kittens rock. I'll never understand people who don't like them...

You kept a kitten in a kennel ? was that not a dog you had ?

Dudess

mattjack wrote: »

You kept a kitten in a kennel ? was that not a dog you had ?

It was just his house to sleep in - yeah it was a kennel for a small dog. Maybe it was a generic small animal house, but kennel is the handiest term.
It was so cute - had a little door with a latch on it, and we carpeted it and all - he only had two mortgage payments left...

poppyvally

Walking through the woods when the only sound you hear is the birds singing

branbee

Dudess wrote: »

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Kittens rock. I'll never understand people who don't like them...

Most people do like kittens, its the fact they grow into cats that puts them off, cats are horrible, kittens are cute!

Palytoxin

Getting up early before everyone else on a nice sunny summer's morning.

Mr Benevolent

Sky King wrote: »

Driving on a sunny day with the tunes up and the windows down.

That costs money though.

H2UMrsRobinson

saa wrote: »

Ah the butterflies stage: sitting at home and relaxing then hearing your phone go off and you fill up with excitement as the person you're chasing has just text you and then going to sleep with a big smile on your face thinking about them.

Oh god no...couldn't think of anything worse...i detest that whole will he/won't he stage. Makes me sick to my stomach just thinking of it. God forbid anything should happen to Mr H2u - I'll be single till the day I die.

flutterflye

Feeling your baby kicking and moving inside you.
And of course, kittens

An Cuinneach

+1

Ded_Zebra wrote: »

lying in bed listening to heavy rain beating down on the roof.

Chuck Stone

Dudess wrote: »

Sadly the kitten disappeared after a few weeks and the sock was left hanging forlornly on the door of the kitten's little kennel for ages...

Aw

The not knowing what happened to the wee thing would irk me.

Twinkleboots

Peace and quiet when the baby and puppy are gone to bed!!!!!

Dudess

Chuck Stone wrote: »

Dudess wrote: »

Sadly the kitten disappeared after a few weeks and the sock was left hanging forlornly on the door of the kitten's little kennel for ages...

Aw

The not knowing what happened to the wee thing would irk me.

My mum sees a cat around the place now which she reckons is him. He might have just wandered to another house which offered him a better kennel/sock.

saa

H2UMrsRobinson wrote: »

Oh god no...couldn't think of anything worse...i detest that whole will he/won't he stage. Makes me sick to my stomach just thinking of it. God forbid anything should happen to Mr H2u - I'll be single till the day I die.

Meh the grass is greener my friend, I'm in a long term relationship so I remember the flirting stage to be glorious and have blanked out all the terrible memories attached.

kylith

When my dog has a dream and starts barking in their sleep. Especially if they wake themselves up from the barking.

jaspertheghost

Coal1978 wrote: »

Laughing at your baby blowing farts in the bath.

ya thats great fun...until he goes one further and takes a dump!! happened twice to me when i was in it with him....

Nothingbetter2d

Sky King wrote: »

Driving on a sunny day with the tunes up and the windows down.

cost you fuel to do that