crazy girlfriends

SuzyDaFloozy

I was out having a few drinks last night with a group of friends, was chatting to a bunch of fellas at the next table, not flirtin' cause they were wrote off, next thing a crazy gf that looked she ate elephants for breakfast and then brushed her teeth with steroids started giving it loads to me! How come these mad cows never say anything to their fellas? They always put the blame on other girls! And fellas what are yous doing going out wit these crazy she-beasts??

The King of Moo

Do you have a boyfriend?

MickySticks

Stop floozying with their boyfriends!

SuzyDaFloozy

SuzyDaFloozy wrote: »

And fellas what are yous doing going out wit these crazy she-beasts??

I think the whole point is that the men don't see what the "crazy she-beasts" are doing.

Napper Hawkins

I don't understand the question.

hondasam

SuzyDaFloozy wrote: »

I was out having a few drinks last night with a group of friends, was chatting to a bunch of fellas at the next table, not flirtin' cause they were wrote off, next thing a crazy gf that looked she ate elephants for breakfast and then brushed her teeth with steroids started giving it loads to me! How come these mad cows never say anything to their fellas? They always put the blame on other girls! And fellas what are yous doing going out wit these crazy she-beasts??

Jealousy is a terrible thing.

Vinta81

Last edited by KeithM89; Today at 17:36. Reason: Translated to english..

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Cassidy28

I do not understand this ??

PucaMama

SuzyDaFloozy wrote: »

I was out having a few drinks last night with a group of friends, was chatting to a bunch of fellas at the next table, not flirtin' cause they were wrote off, next thing a crazy gf that looked she ate elephants for breakfast and then brushed her teeth with steroids started giving it loads to me! How come these mad cows never say anything to their fellas? They always put the blame on other girls! And fellas what are yous doing going out wit these crazy she-beasts??

maybe its because you talk all nice and sweet with their boyfriend yet give this attitude to the girlfriend? i no i would tell you where to go if you started at that.

Gummy Panda

Seriously OP,

Who eats elephant for breakfast? That's so Zulu Dawn

Rezident

I didn't know she was a she beast when I met her, she acted so nice and friendly and lovely and bjs and helpful and everything then one day BOOM! She goes nuclear over a jokey email she completely misinterpreted. They can hide the madness for a good while though, they're much more crafty than us sometimes.

No more fiery redheads for me.

TeddyTedson

SuzyDaFloozy wrote: »

I was out having a few drinks last night with a group of friends, was chatting to a bunch of fellas at the next table, not flirtin' cause they were wrote off, next thing a crazy gf that looked she ate elephants for breakfast and then brushed her teeth with steroids started giving it loads to me! How come these mad cows never say anything to their fellas? They always put the blame on other girls! And fellas what are yous doing going out wit these crazy she-breasts??

that's how I read it:D


Damn, women be crazy and what not.

SuzyDaFloozy

PucaMama wrote: »

maybe its because you talk all nice and sweet with their boyfriend yet give this attitude to the girlfriend? i no i would tell you where to go if you started at that.

they just came over and started chatting to us and im not rude even if i would rather be chatting to my friends rather then getting the ear burned off me by some stranger, you must be a very insecure person, if you dont trust your fella take it out on him, i was just being polite! No need to translate this one, im using my words now

iguy

I know off this girl who always breaks down in tears and causes trouble with alcohol in her system,.......
Actually I think we all no girl bike that!

SuzyDaFloozy

The King of Moo wrote: »

Do you have a boyfriend?

yeah i ended up taking him home and up ending him no only joking i have a boyfriend

PucaMama

SuzyDaFloozy wrote: »

they just came over and started chatting to us and im not rude even if i would rather be chatting to my friends rather then getting the ear burned off me by some stranger, you must be a very insecure person, if you dont trust your fella take it out on him, i was just being polite! No need to translate this one, im using my words now

i said id tell you where to go if you took that attitude with me, not for talking to my boyfriend. :rolleyes: yep that makes me insecure

Susie_Q

I could still do with more translation. Even a little punctuation would probably do the trick.