Women from Ireland are the least satisfied in Europe with their sex life.

forfuxsake

iguy wrote: »

A friend of mind said he got two in a bed once a he said it was mind blowing, he said he nearly didn't know wait to do with the two girls!!!

Been there done that and they spent more time on each other than me. I lived in E.Europe for six years and the amount of female bi-sexuality was incredible. Apparently it's because the men are often very conservative, traditional and dull.

Babybuff

iguy wrote: »

A friend of mind said he got two in a bed once a he said it was mind blowing, he said he nearly didn't know wait to do with the two girls!!!

either would I tbf. *goes away to think about it

My name is URL

ntlbell wrote: »

so you live 80 years, never met a man who found a woman who was satisifed and never met a satisifed woman.

yet, it's unlikley this is the majority?

wow.

hand in fire ouch

hand in fire ouch

hand in fire ouch

sure just keep trying..

and we wonder why the world thinks the irish are stupid.

What are you on about? :pac: Fire..wtf?!

You don't blame the fire every time you stick your hand into it and get burned.. you blame yourself!

ntlbell

My name is URL wrote: »

What are you on about? :pac: Fire..wtf?!

You don't blame the fire every time you stick your hand into it and get burned.. you blame yourself!

It has nothing to do with blame.

My name is URL

ntlbell wrote: »

It has nothing to do with blame.

You're blaming it on the women though, are you not?

Daveysil15

Wasn’t there another survey a while back which stated Irish women are the fussiest in Europe? Maybe that’s why they’re also the least satisfied in Europe. Just a thought!

ntlbell

My name is URL wrote: »

You're blaming it on the women though, are you not?

No...

Dudess

Daveysil15 wrote: »

Wasn’t there another survey a while back which stated Irish women are the fussiest in Europe? Maybe that’s why they’re also the least satisfied in Europe. Just a thought!

Was there such a survey?

AnnyHallsal

Nonsense polls really bring out the prejudices in posters. Any excuse to bash their usual targets.

Babybuff

forfuxsake wrote: »

Been there done that and they spent more time on each other than me. I lived in E.Europe for six years and the amount of female bi-sexuality was incredible. Apparently it's because the men are often very conservative, traditional and dull.

Bisexuals are generally fairly liberated. I do think it is down to how much you want to enjoy yourself for your own pleasure and not someone elses, a lot of Irish women still believe, whether consciously or not that it is their duty to satisfy a man in bed and they tend to forget about their own needs or satisfaction. I don't know if I could ever feel as liberated with a man, it would be a bit too much like a chore for me and I just wouldn't be able to enjoy myself.

drunkmonkey

I dunno if it's related but http://www.google.com/trends/?q=gay+porn Were number 2 in the world:(

Daveysil15

Dudess wrote: »

Was there such a survey?

Indeed there was.

http://www.irishtimes.com/newspaper/ireland/2009/0410/1224244361038.html

ntlbell

AnnyHallsal wrote: »

Nonsense polls really bring out the prejudices in posters. Any excuse to bash their usual targets.

not ALL posters.

I mean really, generic generalisations like this won't get the thread anywhere.

aujopimur

I'm not suprised Irish women are dissatisfied, I've heard some Irishmen have only nine inches

Dudess

Daveysil15 wrote: »

Dudess wrote: »

Was there such a survey?

Indeed there was.

http://www.irishtimes.com/newspaper/ireland/2009/0410/1224244361038.html

Wonder who conducted it...

AnnyHallsal

ntlbell wrote: »

not ALL posters.

I mean really, generic generalisations like this won't get the thread anywhere.

Did I say all posters? Of course not. It's amusing to see the same old hobby horses being wheeled out is all.

IrishAm

There was also a study that stated the average Irish man has a small willy.

Might be a correlation between the two!

Sea Filly

superscouse wrote: »

If Irish birds were to look after themselves then maybe they would be attractive to the irish men. Completely their fault. But I bet all the irish birds would dispute that.

Yeah, if we Irish heifers looked after ourselves, we might be lucky enough to get with men who refer to women as "birds". What an incentive!

cruiser178

I've got a massive nobb



Tbh thats all i was thinking of while reading the above posts :rolleyes:

TeddyTedson

lets take bets on what page this thread will inevitably be locked:pac:

ntlbell

AnnyHallsal wrote: »

Did I say all posters? Of course not. It's amusing to see the same old hobby horses being wheeled out is all.

you didn't say some...

Dudess

TeddyTedson wrote: »

It's probably because lots of Irish men won't give the girls oral pleasure

Not in my experience but then again I'm not going to be so self important as to claim my experience is the same as that of everyone else.

ntlbell

Dudess wrote: »

Not in my experience but then again I'm not going to be so self important as to claim my experience is the same as that of everyone else.

oh give it a bleedin rest, jaysus.

Dudess

ntlbell wrote: »

Dudess wrote: »

Not in my experience but then again I'm not going to be so self important as to claim my experience is the same as that of everyone else.

oh give it a bleedin rest, jaysus.

A rest? Where have I said that already?

ntlbell

Dudess wrote: »

A rest? Where have I said that already?

Can you count to potatoes?

Battered Mars Bar

I agree with this survey I'm afraid. Of all the 100's if not 1000's of ladies I've slept with, everyone says more or less the same thing..."Sex God" Hey but maybe I'm only average in bed and it's just that they've never been satisfied by a real man before? I guess I'm just a very rare Irish guy that's awesome in bed.

mikom

Axe Rake wrote: »

Irish women are also the busiest in bed among European countries. A whopping 42 percent have sex more than three times a week.

Their perfect time for sex is said to be 11pm on a Saturday night.

What is in about Brendan O'Connor that gets the ladies wet?

Bull**** survey, because most eejits lie about how much they are getting.

Jimoslimos

Babybuff wrote: »

Bisexuals are generally fairly liberated. I do think it is down to how much you want to enjoy yourself for your own pleasure and not someone elses, a lot of Irish women still believe, whether consciously or not that it is their duty to satisfy a man in bed and they tend to forget about their own needs or satisfaction. I don't know if I could ever feel as liberated with a man, it would be a bit too much like a chore for me and I just wouldn't be able to enjoy myself.

Works both ways tbh. I enjoy (as do most men I imagine) giving women pleasure, even above my own but it would get rather tedious for the woman if she couldn't reciprocate in any way.

If people enjoy watching their partner derive pleasure from their actions, then they are more likely to enjoy the act themselves.

Otherwise we may as well just all stay at home and masturbate.

Babybuff

Jimoslimos wrote: »

Works both ways tbh. I enjoy (as do most men I imagine) giving women pleasure, even above my own but it would get rather tedious for the woman if she couldn't reciprocate in any way.

If people enjoy watching their partner derive pleasure from their actions, then they are more likely to enjoy the act themselves.

Otherwise we may as well just all stay at home and masturbate.

I agree, I just never got pleasure from giving a man pleasure. The opposite is true for giving it to women.

dotsman

TeddyTedson wrote: »

It's probably because lots of Irish men won't give the girls oral pleasure

I would think that most men do, except when...

Coal1978 wrote: »

I'm just not into trimming or waxing.

Daveysil15

Babybuff wrote: »

I agree, I just never got pleasure from giving a man pleasure. The opposite is true for giving it to women.

Wow! How does that make the man feel, knowing you're not getting pleasure from giving him pleasure? Would that reduce his pleasure? What if he wasn't getting pleasure from giving you pleasure? :pac:

Babybuff

Daveysil15 wrote: »

Wow! How does that make the man feel, knowing you're not getting pleasure from giving him pleasure? Would that reduce his pleasure? What if he wasn't getting pleasure from giving you pleasure? :pac:

:pac:

(I just stick to giving women pleasure these days)

jaffacakesyum

God I really hope this poll means that more women will turn bisexual/lesbian :pac:

Babybuff

jaffacakesyum wrote: »

God I really hope this poll means that more women will turn bisexual/lesbian :pac:

workin it. (on a side note I made a batch of flapjacks and ate them all since this thread started)

dr.bollocko

mod:
We won't be seeing ntlbell in after hours again.

ScouseMouse

On a serious note, if the women say they are not satisfied, they need to speak up. They need to say what they want and seek it out. AND less of the kebabs

Mr Benevolent

It's about quality, not quantity. Men have to concentrate on giving orgasms.

suicide_circus

Confab wrote: »

Men have to concentrate on giving orgasms.

OR women need to concentrate on HAVING orgasms.
An orgasm is not something someone else gives to you, its something you give YOURSELF.

dermiek

Battered Mars Bar wrote: »

I agree with this survey I'm afraid. Of all the 100's if not 1000's of ladies I've slept with, everyone says more or less the same thing..."Sex God" Hey but maybe I'm only average in bed and it's just that they've never been satisfied by a real man before? I guess I'm just a very rare Irish guy that's awesome in bed.

You stud, Battered!!


:pac::pac::pac::pac:

alphanine

Axe Rake wrote: »

http://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/home/science/Irish-girls-stay-longest-in-bed-are-satisfied-least/articleshow/13116003.cms


Men of Ireland, what do you say? :pac:

Who cares?

Nothingbetter2d

TeddyTedson wrote: »

It's probably because lots of Irish men won't give the girls oral pleasure

is oral pleasure the new slang word for a wedding ring?

smash

TeddyTedson wrote: »

It's probably because lots of Irish men won't give the girls oral pleasure

Where did you pull this bs fact from?

Raekwon

TeddyTedson wrote: »

It's probably because lots of Irish men won't give the girls oral pleasure

Oral pleasure for women = Aural pain for men

Logical Fallacy

ntlbell wrote: »

not ALL posters.

I mean really, generic generalisations like this won't get the thread anywhere.

99% of posters.

The reason it's a generalisation is because it's true etc.

stovelid

"Oral pleasure" sounds like a denunciation from a 50s papal encyclical.

Mr.Biscuits

Thought 'Oral Pleasure' was something women got from listening to Liam Neeson speak, ala Coney Island.

Nothingbetter2d

Mr.Biscuits wrote: »

Thought 'Oral Pleasure' was something women got from listening to Liam Neeson speak, ala Coney Island.

no its something they get from eating chocolate or icecream

Mr.Biscuits

How dare you!

These things are not taken for pleasure purposes - they're taken merely in the way of anesthesia, from pain inflicted by man bastards (such as yourself no doubt) who callously break their hearts after unashamedly tricking them into bed with an irresistible aura of hypnotic confidence.

HalloweenJack

Axe Rake wrote: »

Men of Ireland, what do you say? :pac:

Glad I don't live in Ireland!

Bad Panda

Dudess wrote: »

This thread isn't about Irish women's attractiveness, but have a go at all of them still. Any opportunity like.

You'd swear Irish men were something to look at*! :rolleyes:



*Halvsie over here.