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Strangest thing your partner has said during sex

  • 13-05-2012 5:56pm
    #1
    Coal1978
    Closed Accounts Posts: 69 ✭✭


    What is the weirdest thing your partner has said during sex?
    We all know about the blurted out I LOVE YOU, that means nothing...... Any others?


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Comments

  • #2
    MickySticks
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,177 ✭✭✭MickySticks


    "the ceiling needs painting"


  • #3
    Fenian Army
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,483 ✭✭✭Fenian Army


    "I'm going to bake you a cake"


    And she did. Very random, but was tasty


  • #4
    ntlbell
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,288 ✭✭✭✭ntlbell


    "one thousand and forty four.....One thou..."


  • #5
    Colmo52
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,370 ✭✭✭Colmo52


    Stop it dad


  • #6
    Cassidy28
    Registered Users Posts: 1,004 ✭✭✭Cassidy28


    "Jesus you're ***k is massive"


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  • #7
    gdavis
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 771 ✭✭✭gdavis


    "who the f#ck are you"!!


  • #8
    TeddyTedson
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,758 ✭✭✭✭TeddyTedson


    "I love you" :eek:


  • #9
    BeerWolf
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,122 ✭✭✭BeerWolf


    Cassidy28 wrote: »
    "Jesus you're ***k is massive"

    Strange, cause it isn't? :confused:


  • #10
    golden lane
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,364 ✭✭✭golden lane


    wow!!!!!!


  • #11
    Coal1978
    Closed Accounts Posts: 69 ✭✭Coal1978


    Sorry, I'm having trouble pushing it in, your muff hair is too thick


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  • #12
    MrShine
    Registered Users Posts: 48 ✭MrShine


    "Stop being a turtle and get back to it!".

    In her defense, I was making turtle sex noises.


  • #13
    bbam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,410 ✭✭✭bbam


    Where did you learn that !


  • #14
    lookitsme
    Registered Users Posts: 340 ✭✭lookitsme


    THANKS BRIAN

    WHO THE HELL IS BRIAN


  • #15
    Cantona's Collars
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 33,709 ✭✭✭✭Cantona's Collars


    Fenian Army wrote: »
    "I'm going to bake you a cake"


    And she did. Very random, but was tasty

    That'd be the yeast infection she had:pac:


  • #16
    lookitsme
    Registered Users Posts: 340 ✭✭lookitsme


    NO its not in yet


  • #17
    fergpie
    Registered Users Posts: 261 ✭✭fergpie


    ooooooooooooooooooooooooooh un-be-lievable :pac:


  • #18
    lookitsme
    Registered Users Posts: 340 ✭✭lookitsme


    zerks wrote: »
    That'd be the yeast infection she had:pac:

    trush cake


  • #19
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Second hole from the back, please.


  • #20
    Scioch
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,249 ✭✭✭Scioch


    "Sorry about that :o"

    "Sorry about what? "

    "Never mind"

    :confused:

    I neither seen, heard, smelt or felt anything but she seemed mortified and refused to tell me why. To this day its still a mystery.


  • #21
    gdavis
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 771 ✭✭✭gdavis


    lob it in there boss and none of ur fancy business


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  • #22
    Gaunty
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 300 ✭✭Gaunty


    "You looked like someone who had a small penis to me before we went to bed, i'm surprised"

    Didn't know whether to take it as a compliment or insult!


  • #23
    gdavis
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 771 ✭✭✭gdavis


    "have u any cucumbers in the fridge"


  • #24
    Sky King
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,431 ✭✭✭Sky King


    "Schrödinger's cat is a thought experiment, sometimes described as a paradox, devised by Austrian physicist Erwin Schrödinger in 1935. It illustrates what he saw as the problem of the Copenhagen interpretation of quantum mechanics applied to everyday objects"


  • #25
    Gummy Panda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,919 ✭✭✭✭Gummy Panda


    "you are crushing me"

    Crushinator just wants to be loved :(


  • #26
    Doodoo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 430 ✭✭Doodoo


    Quick, get a towel!


  • #27
    IM0
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,390 ✭✭✭IM0


    LordSmeg wrote: »
    "Sorry about that :o"

    "Sorry about what? "

    "Never mind"

    :confused:

    I neither seen, heard, smelt or felt anything but she seemed mortified and refused to tell me why. To this day its still a mystery.

    fanny fart or sneaky finger ;)


  • #28
    antodeco
    Registered Users, Subscribers, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,594 ✭✭✭✭antodeco


    "Did you turn off the immersion?"


  • #29
    2 stroke
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,921 ✭✭✭2 stroke


    Next.


  • #30
    backinexile
    Registered Users Posts: 78 ✭✭backinexile


    "I want to have your babies!!!"


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  • #31
    Cassidy28
    Registered Users Posts: 1,004 ✭✭✭Cassidy28


    BeerWolf wrote: »
    Strange, cause it isn't? :confused:

    :D


  • #32
    lookitsme
    Registered Users Posts: 340 ✭✭lookitsme


    oh your father did that to me too, your so alike


  • #33
    Umpalumpa
    Registered Users Posts: 561 ✭✭✭Umpalumpa


    "Do you believe in ghosts?"

    I said no but had to do it with the lights on


  • #34
    2 stroke
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,921 ✭✭✭2 stroke


    "Baa"


  • #35
    Coal1978
    Closed Accounts Posts: 69 ✭✭Coal1978


    Optilase special offer, scorch one eye get the other free!


  • #36
    CavanCrew
    Registered Users Posts: 337 ✭✭CavanCrew


    " are you awake?? "


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  • #37
    Daveysil15
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,301 ✭✭✭Daveysil15


    What do you fancy for your dinner tomorrow!


  • #38
    OneArt
    Registered Users Posts: 1,910 ✭✭✭OneArt


    "What do you mean you don't like rim jobs?"

    You're not kissing me with that filthy mouth.

    And I wonder why I'm asexual.


  • #39
    Royal Irish
    Registered Users Posts: 2,401 ✭✭✭Royal Irish


    I have this one in the bag.

    I was in Bangkok a fortnight ago and a Thai "lady" said to me "can I **** you now" lol


  • #40
    dr strangelove
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 816 ✭✭✭dr strangelove


    You really remind me of my son


  • #41
    stimpson
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,822 ✭✭✭stimpson


    "Baaaaaaa"


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  • #42
    Gummy Panda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,919 ✭✭✭✭Gummy Panda


    Royal Irish wrote: »
    I have this one in the bag.

    I was in Bangkok a fortnight ago and a Thai "lady" said to me "can I **** you now" lol

    Did you let her?


  • #43
    Redlion
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 794 ✭✭✭Redlion


    Gummy Panda wrote: »
    Did you let her him?

    Appropriately changed...


  • #44
    Mr Benevolent
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,456 ✭✭✭✭Mr Benevolent


    'Hang on, I can taste blood!'


  • #45
    BillyMitchel
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,324 ✭✭✭BillyMitchel


    I'm sorry I'm **** at this I don't do it often said a 33 year old woman as she tried to give me a handjob. She was correct.


  • #46
    Royal Irish
    Registered Users Posts: 2,401 ✭✭✭Royal Irish


    Gummy Panda wrote: »
    Did you let her?

    I did, and it turned out to be a big mistake, approximately a babies arm sized mistake resulting in a limp the following day :(


  • #47
    holystungun9
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,933 ✭✭✭holystungun9


    Posh birds say, 'I'm arriving, I'm arriving'.


  • #48
    alphanine
    Closed Accounts Posts: 146 ✭✭alphanine


    One hundred and eighty!!


  • #49
    xzanti
    Moderators, Entertainment Moderators Posts: 10,440 Mod ✭✭✭✭xzanti


    Is that you squeekin'


  • #50
    Doom
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 2,381 ✭✭✭Doom


    None of that fancy stuff now, just lob it into me!


  • #51
    Lionel Messy
    Site Banned Posts: 612 ✭✭✭Lionel Messy


    "Keep going"


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