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Strangest thing your partner has said during sex

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  • #52
    Lionel Messy
    Site Banned Posts: 612 ✭✭✭Lionel Messy


    "I haven't been f.ucked like that since junior infants"


  • #53
    mattjack
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,389 ✭✭✭mattjack


    'Hurry up, Mattjack will be back soon'


  • #54
    FloatingVoter
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,133 ✭✭✭FloatingVoter


    "will you be done soon....I need to take a ****e."

    Moodkiller.


  • #55
    Cee-Jay-Cee
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,235 ✭✭✭✭Cee-Jay-Cee


    I'd be more fúcked if i ran up and down the stairs twice.


  • #56
    ArtSmart
    Registered Users Posts: 5,614 ✭✭✭ArtSmart


    fitty dollar please






    (it's usually only forday)


  • #57
    yore
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,127 ✭✭✭yore


    Coal1978 wrote: »
    What is the weirdest thing your partner has said during sex?
    We all know about the blurted out I LOVE YOU, that means nothing...... Any others?



    Some oul' wan once said to me "Hurry up, my son will be finished on the computer soon.....he spends all feckin day on that yoke. He needs to grow up...what sort of name is Coal1978 for a grown man anyways"


  • #58
    Jammy Donut
    Closed Accounts Posts: 606 ✭✭✭Jammy Donut


    I'm still on my period, while going red faced.


    Yeah I soldiered on 8)


  • #59
    FreddysFace
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 62 ✭✭FreddysFace


    you like that don't you. welcome to the candy store

    :o


  • #60
    FreddysFace
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 62 ✭✭FreddysFace


    Jammy Donut wrote: »
    I'm still on my period, while going red faced.


    Yeah I soldiered on 8)

    eugh


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  • #61
    TrustedApple
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,678 ✭✭✭TrustedApple


    Why are you rapeing me !!!!


  • #62
    meoklmrk91
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,085 ✭✭✭meoklmrk91


    Jammy Donut wrote: »
    I'm still on my period, while going red faced.


    Yeah I soldiered on 8)

    Soldiered on?, you earned your red wings so :p


  • #63
    FreddysFace
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 62 ✭✭FreddysFace


    samapple789 wrote: »
    Why are you rapeing me !!!!

    Lose the e and you got a felony


  • #64
    sponge_bob
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 665 ✭✭✭sponge_bob


    them curtains are rotten with the dirt:eek:


  • #65
    SafeSurfer
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,726 ✭✭✭SafeSurfer


    "Is your wife coming to the parent teacher meeting?"


    complete mood killer.

    Multo autem ad rem magis pertinet quallis tibi vide aris quam allis



  • #66
    Paulie Gualtieri
    Closed Accounts Posts: 420 ✭✭Paulie Gualtieri


    Coal1978 wrote: »
    What is the weirdest thing your partner has said during sex?
    We all know about the blurted out I LOVE YOU, that means nothing...... Any others?

    father flannigan is that you ? ;)


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  • #67
    skyhighflyer
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,149 ✭✭✭skyhighflyer


    "Oh, [skyhighflyer], you've got a great little cock!" :cool:

    I was happy because her breathlesness and moaning said I was doing the job right, less so because she implied that this was despite my having a small cock :(


  • #68
    Varied
    Closed Accounts Posts: 725 ✭✭✭Varied


    "I'M GIVING YOU A RAISE"

    /George Costanza.


  • #69
    LH Pathe
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,515 ✭✭✭LH Pathe


    "uhf!!"

    "gerroff!!"

    "it ain't hip-hop G!!"


  • #70
    mr biazzi
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 286 ✭✭mr biazzi


    Come in my ass.


  • #71
    Jimdagym
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,844 ✭✭✭Jimdagym


    FloatingVoter wrote: »
    "will you be done soon....I need to take a ****e."

    Moodkiller.
    Jammy Donut wrote: »
    I'm still on my period, while going red faced.


    Yeah I soldiered on 8)

    Absolutely fantastic usernames for those two comments.


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  • #72
    Witchie
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,597 ✭✭✭Witchie


    "why is a man smarter during sex.............he's plugged into a genius"*




    * this may or may not have been said by me during sex.


  • #73
    Dravokivich
    Moderators, Category Moderators, Music Moderators, Politics Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 22,360 CMod ✭✭✭✭Dravokivich


    Fúcked if I know, she groans like crazy.


  • #74
    toexpress
    Closed Accounts Posts: 853 ✭✭✭toexpress


    I've been known to say

    "Go ahead just try to not to wake me"


  • #75
    livinsane
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,090 ✭✭✭livinsane


    Coal1978 wrote: »
    Sorry, I'm having trouble pushing it in, your muff hair is too thick

    Your díck is in my slipper :pac:


  • #76
    leeroybrown
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,563 ✭✭✭leeroybrown


    Her: "You're really quiet when you cum"

    Me: "It's because of my time in the priesthood"

    Nothing beats the change in expression on a girl's face and sudden tension in her body when you use that joke. :D


  • #77
    Crooked Jack
    Registered Users Posts: 5,678 ✭✭✭Crooked Jack


    WHO ARE YOU???

    Not in a rapey way, I was just doing better than usual.


  • #78
    BackScrub
    Registered Users Posts: 353 ✭✭BackScrub


    Do you think your brother would do me?


  • #79
    Cassidy28
    Registered Users Posts: 1,004 ✭✭✭Cassidy28


    Turn left into the right hand corner :eek:


  • #80
    CruelCoin
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,468 ✭✭✭CruelCoin


    Well for me it was my ex saying "come to bed".

    That was so ****ing rare.....


  • #81
    Feisar
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,717 ✭✭✭Feisar


    "Choke me"

    Eh no, we're both roaring drunk and I don't know you.

    First they came for the socialists...



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  • #82
    Feisar
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,717 ✭✭✭Feisar


    "Are you ready for this emotionally"

    First they came for the socialists...



  • #83
    Nothingbetter2d
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,037 ✭✭✭Nothingbetter2d


    zerks wrote: »
    That'd be the yeast infection she had:pac:

    lol eggs, yeast, + sex i bet she had a bun in the oven after that alright ;) Christopher Robin perhaps?


  • #84
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    "Wheeee!"


  • #85
    admiralofthefleet
    Closed Accounts Posts: 15,515 ✭✭✭✭admiralofthefleet


    'ill be walking like john wayne after you'


  • #86
    jaffacakesyum
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,207 ✭✭✭jaffacakesyum


    "Your boobs are really...strong"

    Ehh thanks :confused: :P

    English wasn't her first language so I just smiled and kept going haha.


  • #87
    I Heart Internet
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,678 ✭✭✭I Heart Internet


    jaffacakesyum wrote: »
    "Your boobs are really...strong"

    Ehh thanks :confused: :P

    English wasn't her first language so I just smiled and kept going haha.


    Lesbians??? Just....erm....wondering.


  • #88
    jaffacakesyum
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,207 ✭✭✭jaffacakesyum


    I Heart Internet wrote: »
    Lesbians??? Just....erm....wondering.

    I'm bisexual, dunno what she identifies as.


  • #89
    smash
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,809 ✭✭✭✭smash


    jaffacakesyum wrote: »
    I'm bisexual, dunno what she identifies as.
    I don't think he really cares about what she identifies herself as, just as long as you're female and he can continue with the mental images of some scissoring.


  • #90
    I Heart Internet
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,678 ✭✭✭I Heart Internet


    jaffacakesyum wrote: »
    I'm bisexual, dunno what she identifies as.

    Thought she might have meant pecs.

    Everyone knows a wimmin's boob feels like "a bag of sand":cool:


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  • #91
    northernpower
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 198 ✭✭northernpower


    Feisar wrote: »
    "Choke me"

    Eh no, we're both roaring drunk and I don't know you.

    That takes me back, had a girl ask for the same while i was at her from behind ( i didn't by the way)

    Then she told me i could punch her in the back of the head and i burst out laughing.

    (Maybe she knew she was in the process of giving me chlamydia and felt bad)


  • #92
    Augmerson
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 6,162 ✭✭✭Augmerson


    "Cum in me forever, cum in me forever!" while being slapped in the face was not a nice experience.


  • #93
    smash
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,809 ✭✭✭✭smash


    northernpower wrote: »
    That takes me back, had a girl ask for the same while i was at her from behind ( i didn't by the way)

    Then she told me i could punch her in the back of the head and i burst out laughing.

    A bit of choking is ok but donkey punches should be saved for those you really love!


  • #94
    Mickey Dazzler
    Closed Accounts Posts: 586 ✭✭✭Mickey Dazzler


    take a dump on me Helmut.


  • #95
    Gummy Panda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,919 ✭✭✭✭Gummy Panda


    smash wrote: »
    northernpower wrote: »
    That takes me back, had a girl ask for the same while i was at her from behind ( i didn't by the way)

    Then she told me i could punch her in the back of the head and i burst out laughing.

    A bit of choking is ok but donkey punches should be saved for those you really love!

    A romantic like myself.

    We are a dying breed


  • #96
    matt-dublin
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,468 ✭✭✭matt-dublin


    LordSmeg wrote: »
    "Sorry about that :o"

    "Sorry about what? "

    "Never mind"

    :confused:

    I neither seen, heard, smelt or felt anything but she seemed mortified and refused to tell me why. To this day its still a mystery.
    I guess....
    queef?


    best i heard was,
    "I WIN I WIN I WIN"...

    me: "huh??????"

    her: "I win,.. i came first!!!"


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  • #97
    membersonly
    Registered Users Posts: 479 ✭✭membersonly


    "I'm ready for the question Noel"


  • #98
    omgitsthelazor
    Registered Users Posts: 186 ✭✭omgitsthelazor


    I got asked by a guy if he could choke me. Was uncomfortable.


  • #99
    ottostreet
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,987 ✭✭✭ottostreet


    'Please accept Allah...please'

    My ex was a Muslim.


  • #100
    Gummy Panda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,919 ✭✭✭✭Gummy Panda


    ottostreet wrote: »
    'Please accept Allah...please'

    My ex was a Muslim.

    He called his jizz Allah?


  • #101
    diabloro
    Registered Users Posts: 50 ✭✭diabloro


    Hit me. Hit me really f**king hard. I was like are you sure?


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