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Strangest thing your partner has said during sex

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  • #102
    IM0
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,390 ✭✭✭IM0


    diabloro wrote: »
    Hit me. Hit me really f**king hard. I was like are you sure?

    did you have a stick and was it this guy

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A61i0Xscj-k


  • #103
    El Inho
    Registered Users Posts: 3,655 ✭✭✭El Inho


    "did your mother breastfeed you?"

    while going hammer and thongs at the boobs


  • #104
    BASHIR
    Registered Users Posts: 553 ✭✭✭BASHIR


    Oh **** stop, my mothers lookin in your window!


  • #105
    Pdfile
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,115 ✭✭✭Pdfile


    " i'd of thought you'd be alot kinkier "

    as i threw her in the boot of my car....


  • #106
    lividduck
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,250 ✭✭✭lividduck


    "My sister wants to ride you!":eek:


  • #107
    The212
    Registered Users Posts: 10 ✭The212


    moaned his name...

    He stalled and replied
    ..........."what???''


  • #108
    diabloro
    Registered Users Posts: 50 ✭✭diabloro


    "Sorry if you feel the stubble on my legs I didn't know this was gonna happen tonight.

    That's 100% true.


  • #109
    MarkyTheLips
    Closed Accounts Posts: 209 ✭✭MarkyTheLips


    "Ever see that film 'Secretary'??" ..... :cool:


  • #110
    patwicklow
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,937 ✭✭✭patwicklow


    Are we there yet,... are we there yet,... are we there yet....


  • #111
    ottostreet
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,987 ✭✭✭ottostreet


    Gummy Panda wrote: »
    He called his jizz Allah?

    She.

    No, not she called her jizz Allah lol. My ex was a she!


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  • #112
    Polloloca
    Closed Accounts Posts: 684 ✭✭✭Polloloca


    Kathy.

    My name is not Kathy.


  • #113
    Elmer Blooker
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,186 ✭✭✭Elmer Blooker


    she said - "we never have sex anymore"
    I said - "we're having sex now"


  • #114
    giles lynchwood
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 935 ✭✭✭giles lynchwood


    Jesus take it out before i sh¡t on you.


  • #115
    Stiffler2
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,536 ✭✭✭Stiffler2


    Whoa, there's no way I could get that up there.....


  • #116
    eyescreamcone
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 2,562 ✭✭✭eyescreamcone


    don't ...CUM IN ME!!!

    I still swear I didn't hear the "don't" part ;)


  • #117
    jaffacakesyum
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,207 ✭✭✭jaffacakesyum


    eyescreamcone wrote: »
    don't ...CUM IN ME!!!

    I still swear I didn't hear the "don't" part ;)

    Wooo! Involuntary sex acts. Great stuff :rolleyes:


  • #118
    Green Mile
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 498 ✭✭Green Mile


    Guy:Any lube?
    Girl: No, hang on, back in a min

    * 5 minutes pass

    Guy: Ohh that's much better, what did you use?
    Girl: Nothing, I just picked off the scabs


  • #119
    eyescreamcone
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 2,562 ✭✭✭eyescreamcone


    Sex lube -for girls who are not in the mood :)


  • #120
    Derekmcauley7
    Closed Accounts Posts: 30 ✭Derekmcauley7


    "Ride me sideways was another one."


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  • #121
    Funglegunk
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,566 ✭✭✭Funglegunk


    I said to her, "You alright? You're just lying there like a log."

    Oops. Slept on the couch that night.


  • #122
    Derekmcauley7
    Closed Accounts Posts: 30 ✭Derekmcauley7


    "Right you pretend to be a kitten, while I masterbate. Then when I cum into my hand.... ill call you over by saying "Here kitty kitty, Come on now. Don't by shy...... Come get your milk"


  • #123
    myron21
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1 ✭myron21


    Who the hell are you?


  • #124
    Funglegunk
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,566 ✭✭✭Funglegunk


    Derekmcauley7 wrote: »
    "Right you pretend to be a kitten, while I masterbate. Then when I cum into my hand.... ill call you over by saying "Here kitty kitty, Come on now. Don't by shy...... Come get your milk"

    :confused:


  • #125
    Derekmcauley7
    Closed Accounts Posts: 30 ✭Derekmcauley7


    Funglegunk wrote: »
    :confused:

    What??? Its a thing I said during sex. I was asked did I have any fantasies so I said that was one of mine. Why are people confused by this??? haha I think it's a normal enough thing to say. :-)


  • #126
    Green Mile
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 498 ✭✭Green Mile


    Derekmcauley7 wrote: »
    What??? Its a thing I said during sex. I was asked did I have any fantasies so I said that was one of mine. Why are people confused by this??? haha I think it's a normal enough thing to say. :-)


    No it's not you freak


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  • #127
    Derekmcauley7
    Closed Accounts Posts: 30 ✭Derekmcauley7


    Green Mile wrote: »
    No it's not you freak

    SHUT YOUR MOUTH YA WHORE!!!! hahaha


  • #128
    smash
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,809 ✭✭✭✭smash


    Derekmcauley7 wrote: »
    "Right you pretend to be a kitten, while I masterbate. Then when I cum into my hand.... ill call you over by saying "Here kitty kitty, Come on now. Don't by shy...... Come get your milk"

    Were you shagging George Galloway?


  • #129
    ectoraige
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,100 ✭✭✭ectoraige


    Mickey Dazzler wrote: »
    take a dump on me Helmut.

    Is your name Helmut, or was she a Dub with a peculiar nickname for some body part of hers?


  • #130
    Derekmcauley7
    Closed Accounts Posts: 30 ✭Derekmcauley7


    myron21 wrote: »
    Who the hell are you?

    What??? Who the hell are you????

    Who I am is to complex a question to be honest.


  • #131
    BoDiddly
    Registered Users Posts: 51 ✭✭BoDiddly


    " I am what you call in your country a wergin okay yes " Okay !!


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  • #132
    Ledger
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,459 ✭✭✭Ledger


    diabloro wrote: »
    "Sorry if you feel the stubble on my legs I didn't know this was gonna happen tonight.

    That's 100% true.

    I've had this said to me too. Ever so romantic, she was.


  • #133
    rgmmg
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 537 ✭✭✭rgmmg


    "Do you like that Sharon? Do you like that?" in the same tone as that bloke offa The Snapper - but in a female voice. Her name was Sharon.


  • #134
    minidazzler
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,739 ✭✭✭✭minidazzler


    **** me without a condom, I want to have your abortion...



    I wish...


  • #135
    melekalikimaka
    Moderators, Education Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 10,686 Mod ✭✭✭✭melekalikimaka


    theses feel just like my little sisters


  • #136
    Jorcky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 100 ✭✭Jorcky


    I once screamed "I'm coming" in the middle of sex, and my (now ex) boyfriend's brother (who we didn't know had come home whilst we were doing it) shouted "Good job, Ross!" up the stairs. It was mortifying. And kind of funny in hindsight.


  • #137
    Benicetomonty
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,624 ✭✭✭Benicetomonty


    'Ok, can we go again?' Also, before I forget, Pics or GTFO


  • #138
    iguy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 561 ✭✭✭iguy


    Do you mind if I get on top, I'm terrified that when you cum you'll collapse on top of me and smother me!!!


  • #139
    agentcrow
    Registered Users Posts: 17 ✭agentcrow


    I want a baby! :eek:


  • #140
    djflawless
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,868 ✭✭✭djflawless


    lap it in and saw me in half ya man slapper!


  • #141
    Funglegunk
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,566 ✭✭✭Funglegunk


    Want to go halvies on a bastard?


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  • #142
    AnonoBoy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,559 ✭✭✭✭AnonoBoy


    "How's your belly for a lodger?"

    Weird enough for a lad to say it but a girl?


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