How to convince a guy he wants me?

hairyprincess

Any ideas? Aside from resorting to the old trusty chloroform and rope

MickySticks

Shave your fanny?

im invisible

get him drunk,

Gary4279

Hit the gym, love.

Sauve

hairyprincess wrote: »

Any ideas? Aside from resorting to the old trusty chloroform and rope

I think you've probably already lost the battle in fairness.

War Machine 539

Get your baps out! Men are like dogs, we aren't exactly difficult to control!

Radharc na Sleibhte

Treat him like shiite.
If a girl treats me like shiite I have to have her.
Flippin women confusing me.

TeddyTedson

You can't convince him I'm afraid.

Fiona

Just be yourself, if he doesn't like what he sees in front of him then there is **** all else you can do about it I am afraid.

Peetrik

Go out of your way to be overly subtle and play mind games. Men are fantastic at emotions and subtle social interactions.

Whatever you do, don't just clearly let him know you find him attractive and let him take it from there if he wants.

Scioch

Sleep with his girlfriend.

admiralofthefleet

become a hairlessprincess, he'll run a mile if you look like you were hit between the legs with a bag of soot

Pedant

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HMW0k-W01mE

strobe

Strobe says: guuuuuuuuuuuuurl if he don't want you, he not good enough for you.

mmmmhmmmmmm. *clickety*

Battered Mars Bar

Get pregnant

Rocky_Dennis

I don't think you can convince someone to like you, convincing him to ride you is a different story though

FloatingVoter

First of all - don't tell him you're known as HairyPrincess online. Or maybe do, he could be kinky and like that stuff.

Secondly, never ever ask for relationship advice in AH. We are not here because we get lots of action.

Stop trying

EMTFlynn

Send him a naked pic of yourself

(then post it here )

Sauve

FloatingVoter wrote: »

Secondly, never ever ask for relationship advice in AH. We are not here because we get lots of action.

Speak for yourself!
This is my wind-down time while 'the guys' refresh themselves...

hairyprincess

MickySticks wrote: »

Shave your fanny?

could do that, but how do I make him see it?

im invisible wrote: »

get him drunk,

he doesn't drink

Gary4279 wrote: »

Hit the gym, love.

War Machine 539 wrote: »

Get your baps out! Men are like dogs, we aren't exactly difficult to control!

that I can do :pac:

admiralofthefleet

hairyprincess wrote: »

could do that, but how do I make him see it?



he doesn't drink







that I can do :pac:

next time you see him just get your growler out

Ghost Buster

Slip something attractive behind your ears.
Like your ankles

Motorist

Try this, it's the latest trend. Apparently he will succumb to the new sense of empowerment you embody.

mattjack

hairyprincess wrote: »

Any ideas? Aside from resorting to the old trusty chloroform and rope

Schoolgirl error, its duct tape not rope.

Optional extras should include rohypnol and batteries in a sock.

cesc77

If this is about the 007 found in his own bag,I think someone beat you to it.

Bear in mind such posts send of warney type sirens in certain guvment departments....


Ive said too much already.




The pussy will not scratch herself as she has tb

over.

Kiera

If he needs convincing then what's the point?

strobe

Kiera wrote: »

If he needs convincing then what's the point?

Exactly, girlfriend. *clickety*

mattjack

Kiera wrote: »

If he needs convincing then what's the point?

27 thousand plus posts and that,s the best you come up with .

BarackPyjama

What's wrong with chloroform and rope?

hairyprincess

Motorist wrote: »

Try this, it's the latest trend. Apparently he will succumb to the new sense of empowerment you embody.

Read the username

Kiera

mattjack wrote: »

Kiera wrote: »

If he needs convincing then what's the point?

27 thousand plus posts and that,s the best you come up with .

I'm not known for my relationship advice

strobe

Kiera wrote: »

I'm not known for my relationship advice

You tell him, guuuuuurl.

Mmmhmm, that's what I'm talking about.
*clickety*

Deus Ex Machina

hairyprincess wrote: »

Aside from resorting to the old trusty chloroform and rope

Chloroform works great in films but it's actually toxic and can cause cardiac arrhythmia or sudden death, which is why it's no longer used as an anesthetic in a medical setting.

mattjack

strobe wrote: »

You tell him, guuuuuurl.

Mmmhmm, that's what I'm talking about.
*clickety*

I cant even figure out what you're talking about, let alone why you were thanked.

mattjack

Deus Ex Machina wrote: »

Chloroform works great in films but it's actually toxic and can cause cardiac arrhythmia or sudden death, which is why it's no longer used as an anesthetic in a medical setting.

This is a film, isn't it ?

strobe

mattjack wrote: »

I cant even figure out what you're talking about, let alone why you were thanked.

You're right, I apologise. I'm woefully under the influence, and I misthought.

a fat guy

Find out what he likes, then try to find some middle ground.

Search for that deep connection in the bottom of his heart.

Then ride him.

mattjack

a fat guy wrote: »

Find out what he likes, then try to find some middle ground.

Search for that deep connection in the bottom of his heart.

Then ride him.

A what ?

hairyprincess

mattjack wrote: »

A what ?

I think that's a euphemism for his willy

MagicSean

I don't understand. Hes a guy. Just tell him you want to have sex with him. If he declines then he's likely gay.

biko

Love potion #9 (tequila)

mattjack

MagicSean wrote: »

I don't understand. Hes a guy. Just tell him you want to have sex with him. If he declines then he's likely gay.

Closing thread in 3,2,......

mattjack

strobe wrote: »

You're right, I apologise. I'm woefully under the influence, and I misthought.

So am I. You know that feeling when you get your shoes off without opening the laces and not falling over... thats good feeling.

The King of Moo

Stand outside his bedroom window and play this on a ghettoblaster:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uPudE8nDog0

ToddyDoody

mattjack wrote: »

Closing thread in 3,2,......

because someone said the word gay?? Show him you doing what you do best is my (lacklustre) advice.

strobe

mattjack wrote: »

So am I. You know that feeling when you get your shoes off without opening the laces and not falling over... thats good feeling.

That is an almost orgasmic feeling.

The King of Moo wrote: »

Stand outside his bedroom window and play this on a ghettoblaster:

I once did that to a girl, however, she didn't take it too kindly as she wasn't a waitress, nor did she work in a cocktail bar.

The King of Moo

strobe wrote: »

I once did that to a girl, however, she didn't take it too kindly as she wasn't a waitress, nor did she work in a cocktail bar.

I always forget to check that before I pick women out, shake them up and turn them around .

a fat guy

hairyprincess wrote: »

I think that's a euphemism for his willy

It is.

I thought it was kind of obvious tbh.

Boscoirl

Always carry a phallic object around with you suggestively

Royal Irish

You need to figure out how to plant a seed in his mind about ****ing you. Wear suspenders with a shortish skirt and pick up something off the ground so he can see, or even better, if he is a friend and is round in your house a few times, leave a dildo out so he can see it.