How to convince a guy he wants me?

Kiera

The King of Moo wrote: »

Stand outside his bedroom window and play this on a ghetoblaster

Or do what this guy did:
http://themetapicture.com/media/funny-stalker-wrong-number.jpg

Mr.Biscuits

Why do you think he doesn't want you?

wivy

Mind****ing.... works a charm!

The King of Moo

Kiera wrote: »

Or do what this guy did:
http://themetapicture.com/media/funny-stalker-wrong-number.jpg

Link doesn't seem to be working, just getting a blank page.

Laalaaa

Make him a sandwich.

Guys love sandwiches.

Kiera

The King of Moo wrote: »

Kiera wrote: »

Or do what this guy did:
http://themetapicture.com/media/funny-stalker-wrong-number.jpg

Link doesn't seem to be working, just getting a blank page.

Ah ballsack. On my phone so can't fix it. It's a creepy stalker.

starlit

Prance about by this song you'll convince him!

Pitbull - I Know You Want Me

The King of Moo

Kiera wrote: »

Ah ballsack. On my phone so can't fix it. It's a creepy stalker.

Ah, just saw it now, for some reason when I copy and pasted the address when I went to edit my post, it worked.

Here it is:

http://themetapicture.com/media/funny-stalker-wrong-number.jpg

EDIT: not working here either!

If most men are as clueless as me at picking up signals, then I think such a direct approach is a good idea.

lmimmfn

buy him a pint and allow him to rest it on you

starlit

Eye contact...make the moves. Dance is the best way to get him to notice you.

Thwip!

does he perchance run in jeans and wellies whilst brandishing a tree branch?

hairyprincess

Mr.Biscuits wrote: »

Why do you think he doesn't want you?

Because he told me

I still want him though. I've never wanted anyone as much. But now he has set his sights elsewhere

strobe

doovdela wrote: »

Dance is the best way to get him to notice you.

Interpretive dance.

Bitches love interpretive dance.

starlit

Get a new fella and make the guy you want want you cause guys always want women they cannot have!

starlit

strobe wrote: »

Interpretive dance.

Bitches love interpretive dance.

What's that, I just go with the beat, shake that thang, have fun and accidentally bump into them hip bounce move...

Eye contact and body language and all that!

a fat guy

Actually, you should attack all of the females within the immediate area and assert yourself as the dominant female of the clan.

And while you're at it, fatten yourself up to give the impression of fertility.

Rolling around in dead animals will give you a psychological edge in the battle royale, btw.

EarlERizer

hairyprincess wrote: »

Because he told me

I still want him though. I've never wanted anyone as much. But now he has set his sights elsewhere

The subtle hint of Rabbit stew wafts across the thread! .........

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ecWhXP2jM28

This aint going to end well!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hd521kE7f0A

H2UMrsRobinson

Honest answer - been where you are now HP. Thank god I'm not there now. You'll either get under him or get over him. If he's got his sights set else where your odds are slim. But what have you got to lose apart from your dignity and sanity ?

AH answer - blast him with yore ma !

Owen_S

It's a long-shot, but how about alerting him of this thread?

MagicSean

Have you tried a threesome offer? That's a sure thing. Find some attractive hooker and pretend she's your ex and ask him if he' like to join you.

Capt'n Midnight

You could try this

Mrs. Doyle: There's always time for a nice cup of tea. Sure, didn't the Lord himself pause for a nice cup of tea before giving himself up for the world.
Father Ted Crilly: No, he didn't, Mrs Doyle!
Mrs. Doyle: Well, whatever the equivalent they had for tea in those days, cake or something. And speaking of cake, I have cake!
[She holds up a cupcake]
Father Ted Crilly: No, thanks, Mrs. Doyle.
Mrs. Doyle: Are you sure, Father? There's cocaine in it!
Father Ted Crilly: WHAT?
Mrs. Doyle: Oh, no, not cocaine. God, what am I on about? No, what d'you call them. Raisins.

Except you do put cocaine or raw unadulterated heroin in the cupcakes. Ditto for homemade buscuits and stuff. They are kinda moreish , once he associates a deadly buzz with being with you, he is yours.

mawk

invite him over for food and a game of super mario 3

mackg

doovdela wrote: »

Get a new fella and make the guy you want want you cause guys always want women they cannot have!

Playing hard to get with a guy who isn't interested in you in the first place?

i wouldn't bet on this working tbh.

IM0

why do you think he doesnt want you?

hairyprincess wrote: »

Because he told me

I still want him though. I've never wanted anyone as much. But now he has set his sights elsewhere

its not teddytedson by any chance? stop ringing him ffs :mad:

LH Pathe

and remember if he ever says "of course I want you around" he be playin' your desperate ass

Witchie

Perseverance. Be his friend. Eliminate all his other friends (choice of weapon is up to you). Make him think that without you he is a total loner with no one to talk to ever. Hes yours.

Or.............

Give him a bj and threaten to bite it off if he doesnt want to be your bf.

Works every time.

IM0

pretend he's dead. and if he was you would have to get over it wouldnt you, put your head in that space

IM0

anytime he is around your place, put a sign on your lady bits saying clunge for free. we cant resist easy clunge

FanadMan

If you're as hairy as your username, just tell him. It would work for me - do like the bit of hair :cool:

Witchie

FanadMan wrote: »

If you're as hairy as your username, just tell him. It would work for me - do like the bit of hair :cool:

I saw your username and thought football. Does that make me a freak?

(Monaghan United beat Fanad United in the EA Sports Cup earlier this season)

stoneill

First of all - convince me - if you can convince me you can convince anyone.
Failing that, get the fun bags out.

FanadMan

Witchie wrote: »

I saw your username and thought football. Does that make me a freak?

(Monaghan United beat Fanad United in the EA Sports Cup earlier this season)

lol - they not the team they used to be

Witchie

Ach but with a Given in goals they should be better

Nothingbetter2d

slip some viagra into his drink then lock him in a room with you sitting there naked (shaving not essential but probably preferred)

rgmmg

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Fart

Flash the gash.

NuMarvel

Hypnosis.

Also works on getting him to leave the toilet seat up, mow the lawn (not a euphemism), change his socks everyday, never forget birthdays or anniversaries, like your family & friends, and any other character flaws that need adjusting.

Basically it gives you the perfect boyfriend in one afternoon.

howamidifferent

Invite him round then open the door wearing nothing but a towel

If that doesn't work then tell him you'd love to learn how to give great head but you don't have someone to practice on regularly...

stanley 2

Have respect for your self and him bring him for a meal and then have a chat tell him you want to marry him and you would like him to think about this he might run a mile but you will get an answer I believe a lot more women if the truth be told pop the question its just not politically corect to say this . We men i have noticed put off decisions especially important ones as long as we can good luck

Sleepy

Show up naked. Bring beer and a Steak Sandwich.

Balmed Out

Get him very drunk.
Insinuate he's gay every now and again in coversation.
Start pointing out other guys and ask him what he thinks of them.
When he proclaims his heterosexuality, pretend you dont believe him.
Wait for him to prove it.

howamidifferent

Ask him if he's into anal cos you've always wanted to try it...:D

hairyprincess

howamidifferent wrote: »

Invite him round then open the door wearing nothing but a towel

If that doesn't work then tell him you'd love to learn how to give great head but you don't have someone to practice on regularly...

Only flaw in that plan is that he already knows I give great head

Dr.Strange

hairyprincess wrote: »

Only flaw in that plan is that he already knows I give great head

Has he heard that from his friends?

howamidifferent

hairyprincess wrote: »

Only flaw in that plan is that he already knows I give great head

PM sent

blastman

OK, so it's too late to play the hard-to-get card, hmmmm...

Cassidy28

Say, "take me take me any way you want to"

slievenamon fella

jus put his penis in ur mouth :D

Nothingbetter2d

tell him your a squirter.... tell him you'll let him try make ya squirt

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