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How to convince a guy he wants me?

hairyprincess · 2012-05-13 20:51:26

Any ideas? Aside from resorting to the old trusty chloroform and rope

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#102 14-05-2012 3:42pm

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EarlERizer wrote: »

The subtle hint of Rabbit stew wafts across the thread! .........

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ecWhXP2jM28

This aint going to end well!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hd521kE7f0A

So that's where the phrase "Bunny Boiler" comes from. Heh, my life is complete now.

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#103 14-05-2012 4:06pm

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hairyprincess wrote: »

Because he told me

I still want him though. I've never wanted anyone as much. But now he has set his sights elsewhere

That b&stard, being honest with you like that.

Poor hairyprincess .

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#104 14-05-2012 4:07pm

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CL7 wrote: »

So that's where the phrase "Bunny Boiler" comes from. Heh, my life is complete now.

Oh for God's sake...

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#105 14-05-2012 4:07pm

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hairyprincess wrote: »

Only flaw in that plan is that he already knows I give great head

If you give epic head then really there is not much more else you can do. When the dick is hard the mind is soft.

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#106 14-05-2012 4:11pm

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Teyla Emmagan wrote: »

Oh for God's sake...

I didnt know either...

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#107 14-05-2012 4:13pm

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hairyprincess wrote: »

Only flaw in that plan is that he already knows I give great head

ok at the next boardsie meet up you will have to give head to some male boardies and they can rate you out of 10.

we'll call the event
the sex factor

wonders who many people are trying to register simon cowell on boards right now

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#108 14-05-2012 4:17pm

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Nothingbetter2d wrote: »

ok at the next boardsie meet up you will have to give head to some male boardies and they can rate you out of 10.

we'll call the event
the sex factor

wonders who many people are trying to register simon cowell on boards right now

hairy princess does boards part one!

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#109 14-05-2012 4:22pm

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I hear rubbing your love juices across yourself was a trick of the trade for strumpets back in the day, you should try that.

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#110 14-05-2012 4:48pm

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He's probably not a big fan of kids and going by your post history it looks like you've 2 already.

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showpost.php?p=78642992&postcount=259

Assuming their father isn't in the picture anymore as you're interested in this lad, maybe he just isn't interested in becoming the father of someone else's kids?

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#111 14-05-2012 4:55pm

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hairyprincess wrote: »

Any ideas? Aside from resorting to the old trusty chloroform and rope

And what's wrong with chloroform and rope may I ask?

Only joking.

Wear a red dress...that will get his attention...

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#112 14-05-2012 4:57pm

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hairyprincess wrote: »

Only flaw in that plan is that he already knows I give great head

Ok. I want you.

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#113 14-05-2012 5:00pm

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plasmaguy wrote: »

Wear a red dress...that will get his attention...

Like this?

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#114 14-05-2012 5:01pm

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maybe the guy hairyprincess likes is gay... which in that case means he ain't interested.

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#115 14-05-2012 5:01pm

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Like this?

Is that safe for work?

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#116 14-05-2012 5:02pm

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plasmaguy wrote: »

Is that safe for work?

yes but your eyes might still hurt

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#117 14-05-2012 5:04pm

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Make him a crepé and clean his shower. That's how I was got.

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#118 14-05-2012 5:06pm

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Funglegunk wrote: »

Make him a crepé crap and pee in his bed. That's how I was got.

fyp

make him bedridden with rohypnol... then you can have your wicked way

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#119 14-05-2012 5:06pm

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Nothingbetter2d wrote: »

yes but your eyes might still hurt

Think I'll give it a miss for the time being. Have to keep my nose clean at work, can't chance it.

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#120 14-05-2012 5:08pm

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So in summary OP, shave your fanny, wear a red dress, flash the gash, clean his shower, give him great head and do the hoovering..and he's yours!

Let us know how you get on.

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#121 14-05-2012 5:09pm

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hairyprincess wrote: »

Only flaw in that plan is that he already knows I give great head

You might say that, but can you breath through you ears?

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#122 14-05-2012 5:10pm

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plasmaguy wrote: »

So in summary OP, shave your fanny, wear a red dress, flash the gash, clean his shower, give him great head and do the hoovering..and he's yours!

Let us know how you get on.

OR

forget the guy
shave the gash
wear a red dress
come to a boards meetup
suck dicks
get scored on performance
live the life of a boards celebrity

maybe even land a porn movie contract

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#123 14-05-2012 5:11pm

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The OP is just never given a break when it comes to making new threads. Same first reply in this one:

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2056544906

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#124 14-05-2012 5:19pm

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Teyla Emmagan wrote: »

Oh for God's sake...

Sorry Mammy, I haven't seen Fatal Attraction yet.

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#125 14-05-2012 5:28pm

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Caliden wrote: »

The OP is just never given a break when it comes to making new threads. Same first reply in this one:

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2056544906

well unless she subscribes shes stuck with it..even if she does decide to shave

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#126 14-05-2012 5:41pm

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OP, at least let this bloke know that you are a bloke.

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#127 14-05-2012 8:51pm

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Well OP

This fella is for sale if you are still interested

http://www.donedeal.ie/for-sale/otherwedding/3311998

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#128 14-05-2012 9:07pm

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Jarren wrote: »

Well OP

This fella is for sale if you are still interested

http://www.donedeal.ie/for-sale/otherwedding/3311998

What's really odd is the advert on top of the screen looks like it has the same man.

ooooopsies

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#129 14-05-2012 10:26pm

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give up! find someone who does want you!

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#130 15-05-2012 11:35pm

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plasmaguy wrote: »

So in summary OP, shave your fanny, wear a red dress, flash the gash, clean his shower, give him great head and do the hoovering..and he's yours!

Let us know how you get on.

Nothingbetter2d wrote: »

OR

forget the guy
shave the gash
wear a red dress
come to a boards meetup
suck dicks
get scored on performance
live the life of a boards celebrity

maybe even land a porn movie contract

*makes notes while sucking on a lemon*

I'm not ready to throw in the towel just yet so I may just have to get the lawnmower razor out :eek:

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#131 15-05-2012 11:48pm

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Judging from your username you need to do some landscaping. Start with that.

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