The ring came off my pudding can

KeithM89_old

Any tips on how to open a tin without a tin opener?? The little shitty ring came off.

Witcher

Take my penknife my good man!

whatdoicare

Just bash the part that should have peeled back with a heavy knife handle- start with the bit where the ring was.

Or else stab it with a sharp knife?

IM0

throw it off a concrete wall. this wont do anything to get the can open, but it will relieve some of the anger

Jimoslimos

Ring...pudding can....sounds like a euphemism!

Gotta spoon handy?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RcR-NK2NMTw

im invisible

Dental Plan!



D'oh

LH Pathe

Yeah just blunt force said area, eventually you will gain access to teh food of the gods

Shryke

Dress the tin up as a small turtle in order to lure a bird of prey to snatch it into the air before dropping it and smashing it open for you.

Jimoslimos

LH Pathe wrote: »

Yeah just blunt force said area, eventually you will gain access to teh food of the gods

Ambrosia creamed rice?

KeithM89_old

LH Pathe wrote: »

Yeah just blunt force said area, eventually you will gain access to teh food of the gods

But then all the liquidy goodness will pour out.

Where Macgyver when you need him....

IM0

do you mean you popped your man sex cherry?

LH Pathe

KeithM89 wrote: »

LH Pathe wrote: »

Yeah just blunt force said area, eventually you will gain access to teh food of the gods

But then all the liquidy goodness will pour out.

Where Macgyver when you need him....

that bastard is off traversing stargates so you'll have to do a Mcgruber on that thing

cocoshovel

Go outside right now, bring the lawnmower into the front garden and turn it upside down. Then start it, and very carefully edge the can into the blades until you're missing a hand and you have to go to hospital where they will surely have plenty of sharp instruments to open your can.

LH Pathe

Shryke wrote: »

Dress the tin up as a small turtle in order to lure a bird of prey to snatch it into the air before dropping it and smashing it open for you.

this, would work best but its just so damn impractical.

Wait til morning

Sindri

Stab along the edges with a sturdy knife.

KeithM89_old

I shouldve mentioned iv to do it as quiet as possible. The sleeping giant would stab me .

cocoshovel

Doesnt a can opener still work?

LH Pathe

What sindri said. like he does with his woman; focus on the seam and small confined indents may stir an opening

IM0

KeithM89 wrote: »

I shouldve mentioned iv to do it as quiet as possible. The sleeping giant would stab me .

are you in a tent?...with him?

fasttalkerchat

Put it in the microwave for 20 mins. It will explode

Sindri

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mw0UF6N1m8E

Where To

Keep pouring water on it until it rusts . . . . .

Chucken

Pudding? Pudding???? Keith, Keith,Keith.:(

Turpentine

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S-3u32P3a7o

Just be a man and bite through it like Teenwolf.

mackg

Sindri wrote: »

Stab along the edges with a sturdy knife.

This but I usually wrap the handle of the knife in a teatowel in case my hand slips when pushing down, if you hold the blade against the tin and push as opposed to stabbing from a height you won't make any noise.

RobbingBandit

Just shout at it loudly, I want whats in you. Does the trick every time on my end.

Nothingbetter2d

KeithM89 wrote: »

Any tips on how to open a tin without a tin opener?? The little shitty ring came off.

stab it with a screwdriver

Feeona

KeithM89 wrote: »

****ty ring

TMI

Solair

Eh, I hate to state the obvious, but a tin opener will still open it!

Failing that, buy a new one!

Mr Benevolent

That's a very odd metaphor, Keith.

Nothingbetter2d

Where To wrote: »

Keep pouring water on it until it rusts . . . . .

he'd be screwed if the can is aluminium

a fat guy

What about us brain-dead slobs?

Nothingbetter2d

a fat guy wrote: »

What about us brain-dead slobs?

you can just swallow the can whole and let your stomach acid disolve it

Solair

Consult a doctor! If that's a euphemism for something else, it could turn septic!

flutterflye

Should have just gone to a 24 hour shop and either bought a can opener, or a new can of pudding, or just realised that pudding in a can is gross and chucked it in the bin and gone to bed.

CruelCoin

KeithM89 wrote: »

Any tips on how to open a tin without a tin opener?? The little shitty ring came off.

Throw it violently against the wall, then lick it up.

Gooey goodness, you know you want to!

Solair

What kind of pudding is this anyway ?

Canned pudding sounds eh, kind of gross.

Kosseegan

KeithM89 wrote: »

Any tips on how to open a tin without a tin opener?? The little shitty ring came off.

Do as the economist does. Assume a tin opener!

Nothingbetter2d

Originally Posted by KeithM89 View Post
Any tips on how to open a tin without a tin opener?? The little ****ty ring came off.

use your ban hammer to bash it open

Kovu

Soooooo......did you get it open?

Biggins

KeithM89 wrote: »

Any tips on how to open a tin without a tin opener?? The little shitty ring came off.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xUsmiSC60Gs

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

KeithM89 wrote: »

Any tips on how to open a tin without a tin opener?? The little shitty ring came off.

Microwave. Twill be fine. Saw it on Brianiacs.

Nothingbetter2d

Ikky Poo2 wrote: »

Microwave. Twill be fine. Saw it on Brianiacs.

its much better to open it with thermite as it also cooks the pudding for you

Canis Lupus

Considering your avatar Keith I am severely disappointed that the ring coming of your can is something you had to take to the internet to solve.

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

Canis Lupus wrote: »

Considering your avatar Keith I am severely disappointed that the ring coming of your can is something you had to take to the internet to solve.

I was just thinking, Jack Bauer wouldn't stand for this ****.

KeithM89_old

Kovu Murr wrote: »

Soooooo......did you get it open?

No i gave up and went to bed like a champ.
Now if youll excuse me iv to go buy a tin opener...