ever invent a new word?

Witchie

Tonight I was trying to explain to some friends who a guy in our company was and that he was a cousin of another mate but somehow I got it mixed up and called him her "cousband".

I think I should patent the word and sell it to red necks in America and people from Dundalk as am sure cousins who are also their husbands is quite a common thing.

AskMyChocolate

"cousband" is a perfectly cromulent word.

im invisible

Goan

Guill

Flappypuss.

im invisible

Smee

stoneill

splange

Shíte - someone already invented it:
Splange
The slightly over eger weed smoker who hogs the joints, gets way too high and and doesn't put in.
"I can't ****ing believe this Matt you prick, next time you come round you'd better bring some weed, you ****ing splange."

I invented the word "Truple" for people like myself in a relationship containing three people rather than the standard "Couple" with two.

chin_grin

"Gypsters". Hipsters that look like gypsies. Otherwise known as "c*nts".

Ghandee

lI've never invented a word a such, but I've had a disease named after me if that counts?

chin_grin

Ghandee wrote: »

lI've never invented a word a such, but I've had a disease named after me if that counts?

Is that where you go around poking people in the eye?

Ghandee

chin_grin wrote: »

Is that where you go around poking people in the eye?

Chin grin me old Mucker, I've poked many people in many places. Rarely in the eye though.:D

Mr Benevolent

Politicunt.

DaveNoCheese

Not a word I invented but Kerry people, instead of using 'the shift' or 'a meet' or whatever the young ones call it, kerry people around the killorglin area call it 'jibb'...

smash

I the zoo recently I tried to tell my son the monkeys were over beside the tigers and I accidentally said monkers. So I invented a new word and a new animal!

abouttobebanned

Bombosity.

Basically it means "cheek". If someone cuts ahead of you in a queue you may say: "The sheer bombosity of that fcuker"

Vicxas

Telefunction - Our word for television....

No idea where it came from.

Pandora2

When admonishing my teenager one day I cautioned her not to 'intervolve' herself, I was trying to suggest she not interfere nor get involved!! It works for me and has entered the family shorthand!!

Wibbs

"Stampled". A combination of stampeded, stamped and trampled. Can be used in the context of herds of ruminant animals or riots.

flutterflye

Everyone on my mom's side of the family says "scrawm".
Like you get scrawmed by a cat.
It's like scratch, but more specific.
I have said it my whole life never questioning it, until I was about 18 and one of my friends asked me what the hell I was talking about - she said she'd been wondering for years!
So I looked it up in the dictionary to show her and it didn't exist - I was shockified!

smash

When I was younger I used to say addictable instead of addictive. Apparently a lot of other people used to say it too.

shanered

"bodazement"
something very skillfull and creative!

Plazaman

Trombivulence.

A verb, I think, to describe a persons general muppetry in any given situation.
The conversation went thusly :

FRIEND : He knows well, the cúnt, what he's at and still tries to get away with it
ME : I know. That fúcksocks trombivulence will land him in the middle of a punching session some day.
(After 3 minutes of silence)
FRIEND : What the fúck does trombivulence mean?
ME : Haven't a clue.

bodhrandude

Cosmo-plated.

Steven81

confuddled and confussed

Mance Rayder

Deleted User wrote: »

I invented the word "Truple" for people like myself in a relationship containing three people rather than the standard "Couple" with two.

Typical Maynooth folk. Sheep don't count as people.

shanered wrote: »

"bodazement"
something very skillfull and creative!

Roish....

smash wrote: »

When I was younger I used to say addictable instead of addictive. Apparently a lot of other people used to say it too.

Your dad should have smacked that outta you.

a fat guy

Grick-

A particularly bad-tasting cereal.

Mance Rayder

Pandora2 wrote: »

When admonishing my teenager one day I cautioned her not to 'intervolve' herself, I was trying to suggest she not interfere nor get involved!! It works for me and has entered the family shorthand!!

I think everyone in Louth is "Intervolved" with each other.

Fromthetrees

I don't know if this counts but me and my friend worked in a petrol station when we were 15, there was a big stick behind the counter in case we were attacked, we called it 'le stick o beatong'.
We were idiot stoners.

saa

abouttobebanned wrote: »

Bombosity.

Basically it means "cheek". If someone cuts ahead of you in a queue you may say: "The sheer bombosity of that fcuker"

Is that a derivative from bombastic, as in Mr. Bombastic who had bombasity..
http://saltarel.fts.educ.msu.edu/phd/bombasity/
:pac:

CiscoStudent

CiscoStudent wrote: »

Typical Maynooth folk. Sheep don't count as people.

I am not from around these parts :-) Dublin born and bred. What you wanna do with sheep is your own business, do not project it on to others. :-p

Funkfield

Vivicordial - adj

An adjective that describes someone that is way friendlier than than they should be. Possibly from being on ecstasy. And is probably a two-faced cúnt.

Friend 1: Did you meet Sarah's new fella last night?
Friend 2: Aye. I don't trust him. A bit too vivicordial.
Friend 1: Yeah, lets kick his díck in.
Friend 2: Solid.

Conall Cernach

A mate sort of accidentally invented the word "gnarling" thinking that it was a real word. He took it to mean a state of hunger somewhat more than a hankering e.g. I've a gnarling for a big bag of chips.

thefinalstage

Scumlings - Reference to Dublin junkie's children.

Witchie

A family one we had for penis was "stroop" and going toilet was going for a "swiz" so it became a thing before we would leave the house that dad would shout at us to go "swiz the stroop" even if we were female.

also in our house any kinda pasta sauce or mixture really would be called "slooder" or "scudum"

My dad is a bit mad it must be said.

Smeggy

Pignorant

Biggins

One that I used in something I wrote years ago.

"Conflustered"

= Confused and flustered by something (usually the wife!) at the same time.

Pighead

CiscoStudent wrote: »

I think everyone in Louth is "Intervolved" with each other.

Shut up you stinking Cisco loving nerdlinger.

Offetty: Petty comeback used for when you are offended by something somebody has said to you.

charlemont

An Eddie/Eddying... Basically we know a guy called Eddie who never stops lying, Big ones too.

So if someone is telling whoppers we go "Ah that's an eddie". Or "will you ever stop eddying".

Skerries

flutterflye wrote: »

Everyone on my mom's side of the family says "scrawm".
Like you get scrawmed by a cat.

I have heard the word scrawb before which means the same thing

my word that I have invented is Sproglodyte which is child with the manners of a caveman

partyatmygaff

If it counts, up until I was 5, I always thought I was the one who invented the word "Apparently"

herisson

scumbitch - a female scumbag

Faith+1

Not a new word but I call my fat headed neighbour "Head n' Shoulders" due to his lack of visible neckline.

Sauve

'Thismediately'

I came up with it in a blind temper as a kid when somebody or something wasn't going as quickly as I wanted.
Been used in our house ever since.

Nothingbetter2d

buggermabob - its a vibrating device for buggering yourself

rambutman

BOOBALIZED

when you get caught in the headlights so to speak of a woman with a good pair

MadameGascar

A friend brewed his own beer and it tasted really woeful. Came up with the name Gurfschlog for it straight away.

Nothingbetter2d

rambutman wrote: »

BOOBALIZED

when you get caught in the headlights so to speak of a woman with a good pair

another phrase for that is titalated

Plazaman

Conall Cernach wrote: »

A mate sort of accidentally invented the word "gnarling" thinking that it was a real word. He took it to mean a state of hunger somewhat more than a hankering e.g. I've a gnarling for a big bag of chips.

Gnarl is a word according to the Dictionary, not in your friends context which is much better imo.

Was looking it up as I remember in my secondary school days in metalwork we used to use a lathe to serrate metal handles to enable a better grip which I though was called gnarling.

Anyway turns out that was Knurling. See, you learn something everyday.

sebastianlieken

Lunitard

Was in traffic, somebody did somehing stupid... went to call him a "lunatic", changed my mind to "retard" half way through, and thus "Lunitard" was born!

I like how it sounds like leotard - add's a certain , je ne sais quoi

grohlisagod

Beourage: referring to a significant number of attractive women.

As in "I watched Vicky Christina Barcelona last night. Some serious beourage in that film!"

superstoner90

NVMFVNMCBJCNMNXJNNVJDSDMNDBNSDBJNSJDVNJDS!!!! - Means, hello.