why is a glass dish transparent? did a man 'invent' it?

oakleafsfree

I v just burned my stomach again. Have been sat with a bag of frozen

green beans on it. Last year i burned my stomach, reaching over and

above said dish; naked and hungry. I had cooked southern fried, curly

fries. It was parallel to my belly, placed on the kitchen top. burnt a neat

line; above bellybutton and 3cm long!!! Today done the same again, not

naked, wearing my midriff top, clasping the dish; climbing up and over to

my dining table. This time, i pulled it towards me so, that my doggy

wouldnt get burnt!! I think, if it hadnt been transparent, i wouldnt have

burnt myself...... I d have blooody seen it!

Why do they have to be transparent? Reckon a man invented the

transparent dish ?

Pushtrak

Paragraphs are good, but there is overdoing it.

token101

oakleafsfree wrote: »

I v just burned my stomach again. Have been sat with a bag of frozen

green beans on it. Last year i burned my stomach, reaching over and

above said dish; naked and hungry. I had cooked southern fried, curly

fries. It was parallel to my belly, placed on the kitchen top. burnt a neat

line; above bellybutton and 3cm long!!! Today done the same again, not

naked, wearing my midriff top, clasping the dish; climbing up and over to

my dining table. This time, i pulled it towards me so, that my doggy

wouldnt get burnt!! I think, if it hadnt been transparent, i wouldnt have

burnt myself...... I d have blooody seen it!

Why do they have to be transparent? Reckon a man invented the

transparent dish ?

Pics or GTFO

The King of Moo

I don't know, but it probably was a man.

More importantly though: WHAT THE F*CK!?

Chuck Stone

We also invented things called aprons and oven gloves.

Where To

oakleafsfree wrote: »

I v just burned my stomach again. Have been sat with a bag of frozen

green beans on it. Last year i burned my stomach, reaching over and

above said dish; naked and hungry. I had cooked southern fried, curly

fries. It was parallel to my belly, placed on the kitchen top. burnt a neat

line; above bellybutton and 3cm long!!! Today done the same again, not

naked, wearing my midriff top, clasping the dish; climbing up and over to

my dining table. This time, i pulled it towards me so, that my doggy

wouldnt get burnt!! I think, if it hadnt been transparent, i wouldnt have

burnt myself...... I d have blooody seen it!

Why do they have to be transparent? Reckon a man invented the

transparent dish ?

Can you hum the tune?
I don't recognise this song

Is this op


a poem

Where To

bluewolf wrote: »

Is this op


a poem

No I




don't




think so.




Maybe it




is




though





?

oakleafsfree

CHEERS FOR THE SYMPATHY....I L REMEMBER YOU ALL!!!:p

The King of Moo

Transparent dish burns
OP asks why it's see through
No-one understands

Pushtrak

bluewolf wrote: »

Is this op


a poem

It is a rendition of a new form of poem inspired by the haiku. Users of this poetic device lovingly call it the crapku.

im invisible

transparent

translucent

its not like

its

invisible

oakleafsfree

HANG ON AMINUTE.....THE USUAL SUSPECTS, SIT UP LIKE DASCHUNDS AT WOTEVER SUITS THEIR EGOS!!! I SEE YOU EV HAD A LOVELY DAY.XX

Teyla Emmagan

I don't think the problem is the dish, to be fair.

Gee Bag

The glass dish was invented to speed along the process of natural selection.

Kiera

Throw it out if you can't use it correctly. And turn off your caps ffs.

earpiece

You need to call the Window's help line!

Where To

oakleafsfree wrote: »

CHEERS FOR THE SYMPATHY....I L REMEMBER YOU ALL!!!:p

Oooh oooh ooooh I know this one

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UVUmBJt4vXM

The King of Moo

oakleafsfree wrote: »

HANG ON AMINUTE.....THE USUAL SUSPECTS, SIT UP LIKE DASCHUNDS AT WOTEVER SUITS THEIR EGOS!!! I SEE YOU EV HAD A LOVELY DAY.XX

This
is
definitely
a poem.

oakleafsfree

THINK I M GOING TO RE INVENT , GLASS DISHES TO BE USED IN OVENS. THINK THE COLOUR.....BRIGHT MAGENTA MAUVE GREEN.

cloud493

This is what living in Manchester does to you, can't form proper sentences

Where To

The King of Moo wrote: »

This
is
definitely
a poem.

No this is a poem;

I wandered lonely as a cloud
When into a field I ploughed
Blah Blah di Blah
All aboard the cuckoo express

oakleafsfree

Where To wrote: »

Oooh oooh ooooh I know this one

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UVUmBJt4vXM

YOU FUNNY ****ER!!! YOU V MADE ME LAUGH!! AND THERES NOWT WRONG WITH DORIS DAY!!! AND... I M NOT KIDDING. I M SCARRED!!!!:p

cesc77

Good job you learned after the first time.


Like a moth to a flame:pac:

Hello?....Darwin....,yeah...we have another one here

Where To

oakleafsfree wrote: »

YOU FUNNY ****ER!!! YOU V MADE ME LAUGH!! AND THERES NOWT WRONG WITH DORIS DAY!!! AND... I M NOT KIDDING. I M SCARRED!!!!:p

OP likes me

I'm scared

oakleafsfree

cloud493 wrote: »

This is what living in Manchester does to you, can't form proper sentences

NO DEAR. NOTHING TO DO WITH BEING IN MAD CHESTER!!! ITS CALLED..... I HAVNT SAT ON MY WIBBLY BUM, ASLONG AS YOU; TO GET USED TO IMAGINARY WORLD..AND FRIENDS IN IRELAND!!!!

krudler

outsmarted by a dish.

inanimate object-1, human-0

diabloro

Pyrexobhobia. not to be handled lighty give her effexor and oven gloves...next.

The King of Moo

I think the OP been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like...


and come back....

Kiera

oakleafsfree wrote: »

cloud493 wrote: »

This is what living in Manchester does to you, can't form proper sentences

NO DEAR. NOTHING TO DO WITH BEING IN MAD CHESTER!!! ITS CALLED..... I HAVNT SAT ON MY WIBBLY BUM, ASLONG AS YOU; TO GET USED TO IMAGINARY WORLD..AND FRIENDS IN IRELAND!!!!

Wut???

Chucken

I'm confused op
Did you not
realise the dish

was in your hands?

oakleafsfree

YES, DISH WAS IN MY HANDS, HAD OVEN GLOVES ON..BUT PULLED DISH TOWARDS MYSELF, SO MY DOG WOULDNT HAVE GOT BURNT; AS IT CAME BOUNDING TOWARDS ME. DISH TOUCHED MY BELLY FOR A FRACTION OF A SECOND!! BLISTER IS 3 TO 4 CM.

cesc77

Said transparent glassware should be used by soldiers in modern warfare

Fcuk the Harry Potter light diffraction capes.

Youve stumbled onto something here OP,albeit inadvertantly and painfully ye eidgit.

Did you think the food was hovering on the bench?

Mr. Presentable

Wear clothes in the kitchen. You never see a chef on TV with a bare belly.

earpiece

oakleafsfree wrote: »

YES, DISH WAS IN MY HANDS, HAD OVEN GLOVES ON..BUT PULLED DISH TOWARDS MYSELF, SO MY DOG WOULDNT HAVE GOT BURNT; AS IT CAME BOUNDING TOWARDS ME. DISH TOUCHED MY BELLY FOR A FRACTION OF A SECOND!! BLISTER IS 3 TO 4 CM.

Hate to be the one to say it.... Sit Up's

opinion guy

Teyla Emmagan wrote: »

I don't think the problem is the dish, to be fair.

Its amazing isn't it that not one other person posting here has suffered this apparently COMMON injury ?

diabloro

oakleafsfree wrote: »

BOUNDING

Glass dishes have been known to lurch at people unexpectedly but not in a self inflicted way.

Chucken

diabloro wrote: »

Glass dishes have been known to lurch at people unexpectedly but not in a self inflicted way.

Keep up will you? the dog was bounding. The dish was hovering ok?

Right op,carry on

Logical Fallacy

oakleafsfree wrote: »

Reckon a man invented the

transparent dish ?

I'm still not truly buying the overt anti-male angle.

Initial posting was too obvious, this one is trying to be too subtle.

Poor effort.

I miss Bubbles.

fasttalkerchat

In a woman's world the windows would be useless!

The King of Moo

diabloro wrote: »

Glass dishes have been known to lurch at people unexpectedly but not in a self inflicted way.

I disagree: some breeds of glass dish have been bred for aggression and shouldn't be kept around a house, let alone children.

diabloro

Just wondering. Do you thing a ceramic dish would have gone easier on you?

stoneill

Naked dinners! Lovely.

thecornflake

I'm just glad the poor glass dish is okay. Be careful in future, poor thing could have been broken.

fasttalkerchat

diabloro wrote: »

Just wondering. Do you thing a ceramic dish would have gone easier on you?

What if her kitchen is white? It would be practically invisible!

diabloro

The King of Moo wrote: »

I disagree: some breeds of glass dish have been bred for aggression and shouldn't be kept around a house, let alone children.

I'll Never forget the days when we used to have fun with the microwave plate as a frisbee.

My ex family & I.

Rented Mule

Naked and hungry is a bad combination.

SteelyDanJalapeno

I just pooed a little

The King of Moo

WHAT ARE ALL THESE WORDS AND PICTURES IN THE AIR IN FRONT OF ME!!?? I...

*notices screen*

...

fasttalkerchat

TiltedBrain wrote: »

I just pooed a little

And then you went on boards? Go clean up man!

oakleafsfree

actually....it was hovering in my minds eye!!!! u know how it is!!! when your starved, you think of nothing else!!!