My Summer Sun Travel Security Conundrum!

Lando Griffin

I was going to post this in the Holiday Forum but they all have fancy trips organised and probably paying with credit card and hence my problem.
Bascially me and the OH are going on holiday, flying out from Cork on Monday 11th June at 6.30am to Malaga. Very good you might say but I’m worried because, because of the recession we decided to cut up our credit cards last week and have to carry a large amount of cash to pay for our 2 week holiday.
I’m worried because I don’t know where I will hide it, I could put it in the big red bag with pink bubbles or I might even hide it in my now holiday traditional Straw hat, or could hide it on my person strapped under my Chelsea goalkeepers jersey, you know the yellow luminous one.
Anyway, all suggestions welcome. Thanks in advance. Lando.

Have you ever experienced problems on a sun holiday?

The King of Moo

Check in your mattress as an additional bag.

Dravokivich

Up yer hole no?

Saadyst

What about using your debit card?

FatherLen

Lando Griffin wrote: »

we decided to cut up our credit cards

http://i1.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/010/277/genius-meme.png

SunnyDub1

surely the hotel/apartment you are staying in will have a safe ?

ScouseMouse

Get a prepaid mastercard. There are loads available.

Leave it in you atm card and draw it out as needed.

Ficheall

I always carry my cash in the inside pocket of my jacket.
Mind you, I probably looked a right eejit wandering around the Philippines in the 40 degree heat wearing shorts and sandals and a big blue raincoat..

General Relativity

Iseewhatudidthere by listing all the places you were going to hide it.

http://www.myfacewhen.com/65/

Ot: Put in the bank. Take out as needed.

IM0

so you're going to spend the whole of your holiday in your yellow goalkeepers jersey?

jester77

Lando Griffin wrote: »

Have you ever experienced problems on a sun holiday?

Sunburn.

If you have a spray on cream, rub it in after you spray.

Lando Griffin

IM0 wrote: »

so you're going to spend the whole of your holiday in your yellow goalkeepers jersey?

No, cos I'll be bringing my GAA jersey.

Mint Sauce

2 week holiday, credit cards, cash, premier league football tops?

No recession in your house!

phasers

Stick it in your jocks, it has the added bonus of helping you fill out that banana hammock a bit better

davet82

try barter your way through the holdiay... wash dishes, hand jobs ect ect, whatever gets the food on the plate and drink on the table

Mr Benevolent

What the hell? Just use your Laser cards. It's silly to bring cash to a Eurozone country.

Unless you're trolling, that is...

Lando Griffin

irish-stew wrote: »

2 week holiday, credit cards, cash, premier league football tops?

No recession in your house!

In my NEGATIVE EQUITY NIGHTMARE house!

Boscoirl

Keep it down the front of the missus' jocks, then you can grab a feel every time you go to the shop/bar

kerry4sam

Lando Griffin wrote: »

I was going to post this in the Holiday Forum but they all have fancy trips organised and probably paying with credit card and hence my problem.
Bascially me and the OH are going on holiday, flying out from Cork on Monday 11th June at 6.30am to Malaga. Very good you might say but I’m worried because, because of the recession we decided to cut up our credit cards last week and have to carry a large amount of cash to pay for our 2 week holiday.
I’m worried because I don’t know where I will hide it, I could put it in the big red bag with pink bubbles or I might even hide it in my now holiday traditional Straw hat, or could hide it on my person strapped under my Chelsea goalkeepers jersey, you know the yellow luminous one.
Anyway, all suggestions welcome. Thanks in advance. Lando.

Have you ever experienced problems on a sun holiday?

What possessed you to divulge so much information You could have just said you are going on holidays & need information on where to store your cash
/and leave it there

instead of informing everyone who reads this about your airport, date, time, flight & that you'll be carrying a vast amount of cash in your possession!

sgb

Give it to the other half to put in her handbag then if it get's lost you can blame her

Teyla Emmagan

Do the banks not issue travellers cheques anymore?

hondasam

Lando Griffin wrote: »

I was going to post this in the Holiday Forum but they all have fancy trips organised and probably paying with credit card and hence my problem.
Bascially me and the OH are going on holiday, flying out from Cork on Monday 11th June at 6.30am to Malaga. Very good you might say but I’m worried because, because of the recession we decided to cut up our credit cards last week and have to carry a large amount of cash to pay for our 2 week holiday.
I’m worried because I don’t know where I will hide it, I could put it in the big red bag with pink bubbles or I might even hide it in my now holiday traditional Straw hat, or could hide it on my person strapped under my Chelsea goalkeepers jersey, you know the yellow luminous one.
Anyway, all suggestions welcome. Thanks in advance. Lando.

Have you ever experienced problems on a sun holiday?

Do they not have pass machines or Banks in Malaga?

davet82

Teyla Emmagan wrote: »

Do the banks not issue travellers cheques anymore?

i dont think they do actually, not 100% on that though!

dogyworld1

give it to me , dont worry il make sure you get it over their

AnonoBoy

Shove it up yer hoop is always a good option I find.

But maybe ask your wife to swallow it all squeezed inside some condoms and then feed her laxatives when you arrive at your destination.

"Mom! Can I get this bucket and spade?"
"Hold on darling, Mommy just has to go to the bathroom for a few minutes."

Naomi00

Get a debit card?

funk-you

Just lodge it in your bank and withdraw with your card when you're there. You can obviously use a computer so I assume you're not living in 1928.

-Funk

ringadingding

kerry4sam wrote: »

What possessed you to divulge so much information You could have just said you are going on holidays & need information on where to store your cash
/and leave it there

instead of informing everyone who reads this about your airport, date, time, flight & that you'll be carrying a vast amount of cash in your possession!

It's a trap of some description, not sure what.
But I think the cops knew internal affairs were setting them up