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Law and order breaking down in Waterford run for your lives!

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15-05-2012 9:34pm

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jayboi

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As above! Houses burnt down, people bet, dogs stolen, GPs overcharing and music too loud.

The end is nigh!

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#2 15-05-2012 9:38pm
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Thought you were serious til I saw "dogs stolen"! Very Good!

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#3 15-05-2012 9:39pm
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Students will be gone soon......... It'll be like Quarth for the summer :pac:

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#4 15-05-2012 9:47pm
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Is this the official "mega thread"?

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#5 15-05-2012 9:48pm
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Christ if we had a crime Mega thread this forum would be nothing but missing cats

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#6 15-05-2012 9:49pm
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Dogs & cats living together!
Mass hysteria!!!

Oh and some form of raid down thomas hill earlier by the back of the garda station.
Was passing & seen stuff being bagged & 1 person being arrested

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#7 15-05-2012 10:00pm
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Sigh.....alright, I'll go get my gun and meet ye on the roof of the book centre.

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#8 15-05-2012 10:10pm
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Republic of Telly trailer vandalised, kamikazi runners, dogs on the loose roaming round the streets.

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#9 15-05-2012 10:14pm
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and a fox killed one of my ducks the other night. jesus christ this place is gone to the dogs altogether

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#10 15-05-2012 10:28pm
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It'd make the cat sick!

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#11 15-05-2012 10:40pm
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Clothes got soaked on the line today, wouldn't happen in Kilkenny :mad:

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#12 15-05-2012 10:42pm
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jaysus, sounds like the place is turning into philadelphia

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#13 15-05-2012 10:58pm
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A bird shat on my car earlier. Only in Waterford have I ever been treated like this.

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#14 15-05-2012 11:17pm
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Kent Brockman: Hordes of panicky people seem to be evacuating the town for some unknown reason. Professor, without knowing precisely what the danger is, would you say it's time for our viewers to crack each other's heads open and feast on the goo inside?
Professor: Mmm, yes I would, Kent.

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#15 15-05-2012 11:30pm
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Heard that Mel Gibson is flying in to shoot a sequel to Apocalypto on John's Street this weekend.

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#16 15-05-2012 11:37pm
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Its time for "The Citizen"

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#17 16-05-2012 1:17am
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Forecast for the weekend.......:(

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#18 16-05-2012 2:18am
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The Great Chinholio wrote: »

Dogs & cats living together!
Mass hysteria!!!

Oh and some form of raid down thomas hill earlier by the back of the garda station.
Was passing & seen stuff being bagged & 1 person being arrested

Yeah i see a convoy of undercover and garda cars going down that way earlier on too, looked liked they meant business alright.

A drug raid i would say it was.

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#19 16-05-2012 9:45am
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The problem I have with the scum, is when they get caught they more often or not get a slap on the wrist and sent on their merry way.

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#20 16-05-2012 9:48am
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Laissez-faire dogs sh1tting all over the ring road and not cleaning up after themselves

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#21 16-05-2012 10:49am
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I saw someone crossing on the quay earlier when the red man was on the traffic light, this town is a disgrace jay walking bastads are running amuk, enough I said !!!

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#22 16-05-2012 11:27am
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Having just walked into town I think I know what's at the root of this mayhem. John Roberts Square has been taken over by a group of feral coffee drinkers. They are sat there in the sun out of it on caffeine.

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#23 16-05-2012 11:33am
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They don't even put red lead in the blaas anymore, all fancy yokes like schmokey bacon and poached eggs :mad:

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#24 16-05-2012 11:48am
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mike65 wrote: »

Having just walked into town I think I know what's at the root of this mayhem. John Roberts Square has been taken over by a group of feral coffee drinkers. They are sat there in the sun out of it on caffeine.

surely your mistaken , the sun don't shine in Waterford.

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#25 16-05-2012 12:05pm
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It must have been a police helicopter search light!

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#26 16-05-2012 12:14pm
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Jason Todd wrote: »

They don't even put red lead in the blaas anymore, all fancy yokes like schmokey bacon and poached eggs :mad:

Don't you mean chorizo, red onion and rocket in a blaa

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#27 16-05-2012 12:16pm
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I paid 40000 drachmas for two blaas in Hickeys this morning

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#28 16-05-2012 12:17pm
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wellboytoo wrote: »

I paid 40000 drachmas for two blaas in Hickeys this morning

Did you get any of that feta cheese that Michael Noonan has been on about in them.

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#29 16-05-2012 12:42pm
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The Vomiting bug dont forget the vomiting bug!!!! On a seperate note best of luck to me Julie today in WRH as they hopefully fix her leg!!! What the %^&$* do you mean there should be a seperate thread for this!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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#30 16-05-2012 1:36pm
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TheGormog wrote: »

It'd make the cat sick!

It did, mine was sick yesterday!

'kin ell!

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#31 16-05-2012 1:38pm
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deisemum wrote: »

Don't you mean chorizo, red onion and rocket in a blaa

Nah it'll be all German stuff we're forced to eat after this referendum (oh yes, thats in there as well, what do you mean you didn't read the leaflet?), so it'll be bratwurst, sauerkraut and paprika in de blaa dere please.

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