Gay Hitch-Hiker Dilemma

Jimoslimos

I Need The Sun wrote: »

No, I wouldn't go that far, just bored out of my tits and decided to share a not nice and not short enough experience in the presence of a fat ugly gay man who was trying it on and for who I was doing a favour.

Wha? Someone pays you a compliment and it's not a nice experience.

I Need The Sun wrote: »

I seen him again recently, out in the pub eyeing up mens arses...

Would this be the same pub you couldn't remember the name of?

As Pedant alluded to, I think this imagined story is a foil for you to spout some homophobic remarks.

efb

For the OP:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pd2Gzkkwe9Q

I Need The Sun

Ah, good luck folks. Enjoy your crusades.

K-9

Gee Bag wrote: »

gay married men who are in denial

That was class.

JupiterKid

Do I detect a strong whiff of homophobia off this thread - particularly from the posts of the OP?:rolleyes:

WoollyRedHat

I Need The Sun wrote: »

Ok, I recently picked up a hitch-hiker on my way to work.

(I've only lived in the place for a short while).

He stands in the same place quiet often and I haven't bothered to stop to give him a lift. He's a bit odd looking too.

Well last week I did...so he starts saying straight off...

"Do you know the ****** pub in Dublin" (I cant remember the name of pub).

And he says, I go there often, its a gay bar you know.

I said "Is it? I didnt know that"

So he says, "Are you married?" and cos I didnt was to get too sharp with him, I says:

"Yes I am", and so he says straight back

"A Lot of married men are gay...etc..." you get the drift.

Now as far as I could see I had 3 options:

1) Stop the car immediately and tell him to get the *** out.
2) Curb the conversation and stop the car a good distance from where I work (this guy is obviously well known) and say, this is as far as I go.
3) Drop him at his required destination.
4) There is no option 4 as I'm not a violent, abusive or homophobic person

I took option 2.

What would you have done?

Not so much

Winston Payne

I Need The Sun wrote: »

Ah, good luck folks. Enjoy your crusades.

We will indeed. Cheers for the good luck wishes!

1ZRed

JupiterKid wrote: »

Do I detect a strong whiff of homophobia off this thread - particularly from the posts of the OP?:rolleyes:

You know what they say about the homophobes.......

dermo88

I'd be deeply uncomfortable with discussing my sexuality with strangers. If anyone does bring it up, I regard it as a sign of insecurity and immaturity. It brings back my last trip to Ireland, with old schoolmates. They are aware I am what I am, but I am not overt about it.

Of course, an acquaintance, complete arsehole, a bit of an idiot from my classroom of 1993 turns up. Starts talking about ****ing his girlfriend, threesomes etc. Now.....at this point.

I looked him dead in the eye.

"Tom"
"Tom"
(Raises voice) Mr XXXX

(at which point, 'Trigger' cops on and pays attention)

"Tom, how old are you for ****s sake?"
"33"
"Thank you. This is not 1994, you are not a teenager, and we all know what goes on in the bedroom. The difference is, most of us choose not to discuss it"
(And went back to talking to my proper friends)

(I heard a mutter....'****ing ******'). Now......thats the kind of thing to really rile me up. I'm pretty placid, but I have my moments.

"Oh Jesus Christ, thats brave. What did you ****ing call me?"
"Nothing"
"Thank you, oh, just for your information SWEETIE, I am a ****ING ******, and whats more"

"I'm more of a woman than you'll ever have, and more of a man than you'll ever be"

(Pub starts clapping. And then I copped on that I had lost my temper in front of a bar in an Irish suburb, and outed myself

"Oh sh1t....." (sits down blushing)

1ZRed

dermo88 wrote: »

I'd be deeply uncomfortable with discussing my sexuality with strangers. If anyone does bring it up, I regard it as a sign of insecurity and immaturity. It brings back my last trip to Ireland, with old schoolmates. They are aware I am what I am, but I am not overt about it.

Of course, an acquaintance, complete arsehole, a bit of an idiot from my classroom of 1993 turns up. Starts talking about ****ing his girlfriend, threesomes etc. Now.....at this point.

I looked him dead in the eye.

"Tom"
"Tom"
(Raises voice) Mr XXXX

(at which point, 'Trigger' cops on and pays attention)

"Tom, how old are you for ****s sake?"
"33"
"Thank you. This is not 1994, you are not a teenager, and we all know what goes on in the bedroom. The difference is, most of us choose not to discuss it"
(And went back to talking to my proper friends)

(I heard a mutter....'****ing ******'). Now......thats the kind of thing to really rile me up. I'm pretty placid, but I have my moments.

"Oh Jesus Christ, thats brave. What did you ****ing call me?"
"Nothing"
"Thank you, oh, just for your information SWEETIE, I am a ****ING ******, and whats more"

"I'm more of a woman than you'll ever have, and more of a man than you'll ever be"

(Pub starts clapping. And then I copped on that I had lost my temper in front of a bar in an Irish suburb, and outed myself

"Oh sh1t....." (sits down blushing)

Good on you man!
Clearly you had bigger balls then him as well;)

holystungun9

Micky Dolenz wrote: »

I do. When they introduce themselves I always grumble and say "I'm calling you number 27" The look on their face, priceless.

I roll the window down, look them up and down for a few seconds and then go,"yeah, you'll do"

biko

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