People with unreal IQ

teednab-el

Some people I work with have unbelievable IQ, they seem to know everything about everything. On the other hand I am always learning new things. I have learned so much this week it makes me wonder what the hell I have been doing for the last 25 years.

Gee Bag

teednab-el wrote: »

Me in the other hand are always learning new things.

This sentence explains your dilemma perfectly.

Pushtrak

I get my learnin in readin me a book.

complicit

Cool story man

dhmusic

Gee Bag wrote: »

This sentence explains your dilemma perfectly.

Best username i've seen on here.

Amirani

teednab-el wrote: »

Some people I work with have unbelievable IQ, they seem to know everything about everything.

This isn't what IQ measures.

Doom

teednab-el wrote: »

Some people I work with have unbelievable IQ, they seem to know everything about everything. Me in the other hand are always learning new things. Sometimes I feel so thick. I have learned so much this week it makes me wonder what the hell I have been doing for the last 25 years.

Are you Enda Kenny?

aarond280

Pushtrak wrote: »

I get my learnin in readin me a book.

Hahaha

cloud493

Me fail english? Thats unpossible.

Born to Die

OP are you from America's Deep South?

Scioch

Pushtrak wrote: »

I get my learnin in readin me a book.

Them books do be havin some good learnins in em alright.

Fremen

teednab-el wrote: »

I have learned so much this week it makes me wonder what the hell I have been doing for the last 25 years.

Keep it up and eventually people will say that stuff about you. A lot of what you see when you meet someone "smart" is behind-the-scenes work and/or dedication. Natural "genius" is a good start, but it only gets you so far.

Gee Bag

Born to Die wrote: »

OP are you from America's Deep South?

Its Jar Jar Binks!

sparks24

teednab-el wrote: »

Some people I work with have unbelievable IQ, they seem to know everything about everything. On the other hand I am always learning new things. I have learned so much this week it makes me wonder what the hell I have been doing for the last 25 years.

dont believe everything you hear!!

usually these people are the thickest of all

mikemac1

In my experience very smart people can be very lazy too

Sure they can put in some decent work for the group college project but it's all very last minute

Complete coasters

teednab-el

Gee Bag wrote: »

This sentence explains your dilemma perfectly.

I can blame my phone for that.

Lapin

teednab-el wrote: »

I have learned so much this week

Go on then -

Whats the capital of Azerbaijan ?

Who is the president of Somalia ?

In what year did the battle of the biscuits take place ?

Which of the Jedward twins has the ghey ?

Whats the next question ?

celticcrash

Thats ok Tee, at least your still learning, some people on here think they have nothing else to learn.
Stay green, at least green things grow.

Scioch

teednab-el wrote: »

I can blame my phone for that.

You want to get yourself one of them smart phones.

Pherekydes

My IQ is 148i.

Unreal!

paky

how do you find out your iq? is it one of those stupid online tests?

Ficheall

Pherekydes wrote: »

My IQ is 148i.

Unreal!

Or purely imaginary...

plasmaguy

I can empathise with having an unreal IQ, it's something I have to deal with on a daily basis, and oh, the jealousy, you would not believe it!

Amirani

Pherekydes wrote: »

My IQ is 148i.

Unreal!

You must be able for all sorts of complex stuff with an IQ like that.

sparks24

NiallSparky wrote: »

You must be able for all sorts of complex stuff with an IQ like that.

go way with him he wouldn't wire a plug the spoofer

Born to Die

My IQ is 168

plasmaguy

Mine is 210.

Let's just make up random IQs.

Born to Die

plasmaguy wrote: »

Mine is 210.

Let's just make up random IQs.

OK, 1234567892345678909876543345677

MrJoeSoap

Pushtrak wrote: »

I get my learnin in readin me a book.

Whatcha readin' for?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uvs2g5Nj0NI

Pherekydes

Ficheall wrote: »

Or purely imaginary...

Same thing, no?

NiallSparky wrote: »

You must be able for all sorts of complex stuff with an IQ like that.

I can touch my elbow off my opposite ear. Fairly complex!

Born to Die

Domo230 wrote: »

My IQ is 1 point higher than yours.

1234567892345678909876543345678

Impressive.

earpiece

IQ'd for the jax last Thursday night in a club.... does this count?
I skipped past a few folk... reckon this makes me right smart.

Ficheall

Pherekydes wrote: »

Ficheall wrote: »

Pherekydes wrote: »

My IQ is 148i.
Unreal!

Or purely imaginary...

Same thing, no?

Well... that was sort of the point. That was how the pun was supposed to work

(However, 148i is purely imaginary as its real component is 0, whereas, afaik, unreal numbers can have non-zero real part. The purely imaginary numbers form a proper subset of the unreal numbers; assuming that by unreal numbers you are referring to the imaginary or complex numbers.)

Born to Die

Ficheall wrote: »

Well... that was sort of the point. That was how the pun was supposed to work

(However, 148i is purely imaginary as its real component is 0, whereas, afaik, unreal numbers can have non-zero real part. The purely imaginary numbers form a proper subset of the unreal numbers; assuming that by unreal numbers you are referring to the imaginary or complex numbers.)

You might want to redo that.

paky

paky wrote: »

how do you find out your iq? is it one of those stupid online tests?

you can send off for mensa to send you a home test then if you do well they'll call you in for the supervised one

not much point though in the grand scheme of things

Gee Bag

earpiece wrote: »

IQ'd for the jax last Thursday night in a club.... does this count?
I skipped past a few folk... reckon this makes me right smart.

Don't forget to give yourself bonus IQ points for not pissing all over your shoes.

Ficheall

Born to Die wrote: »

You might want to redo that.

What's wrong with it?

Statistician

bluewolf wrote: »

you can send off for mensa to send you a home test then if you do well they'll call you in for the supervised one

not much point though in the grand scheme of things

Do you pay them for that?

Statistician

Statistician wrote: »

Do you pay them for that?

I was a kid at the time but presumably yes

pragmatic1

Just know OP that even the smartest people are only right a percentage of the time.

Born to Die

Ficheall wrote: »

What's wrong with it?

Fcuked if I know.

UglyBolloxFace

dhmusic wrote: »

Username = Gee Bag.....

"Best username i've seen on here".

O RLY??

paky

bluewolf wrote: »

you can send off for mensa to send you a home test then if you do well they'll call you in for the supervised one

not much point though in the grand scheme of things

when i tried joining the legion i supposedly did well on the iq test so they put me working in the newspaper department, the kepi blanc. i felt like that guy joker in full metal jacket

mikemac1

Ficheall wrote: »

Well... that was sort of the point. That was how the pun was supposed to work

(However, 148i is purely imaginary as its real component is 0, whereas, afaik, unreal numbers can have non-zero real part. The purely imaginary numbers form a proper subset of the unreal numbers; assuming that by unreal numbers you are referring to the imaginary or complex numbers.)

I feel dumb reading this post

If I did my Leaving Cert maths tomorrow I'd fail for sure
All forgotton

earpiece

Gee Bag wrote: »

Don't forget to give yourself bonus IQ points for not pissing all over your shoes.

Bonus point's..... brilliant, just brilliant.

celticcrash

Stupidity combined with arrogance and a huge ego will get you a long way.

RobbingBandit

Haven a big iQ means nutten,look at Stephen hawkins he cant even walk.

vote this for stupidest post of the year please

Ficheall

RobbingBandit wrote: »

Haven a big iQ means nutten,look at Stephen hawkins he cant even walk.

The Olympic gold medalist Australian rower?

harney

teednab-el wrote: »

I have learned so much this week it makes me wonder what the hell I have been doing for the last 25 years.

Why do I have the feeling that chronic masterbator is the answer "staring you in the face"?

Cognitive Cascade

So people that know a lot of **** are super smart, that is awesome.

Upon joining boards.ie this month I have learnt about picking up women in random places, how pointless religious vs atheist debates are, how inherently rascist taxi drivers are, gypsys who race horses on motorways whilst at the meantime costing the taxpayer hundreds of euros cleaning up the horse****, that Greece will start WW3 and kill millions of Jews, gay hitchhikers, cranky assholes who hates cats (why?), that people here can't spell women no good, how retarded some the threads are and basically about how ****ed we all are.



Actually fu*k you I am going to make a retarded thread about what useless crap I learnt from here today....one sec.

Gee Bag

Cognitive Cascade wrote: »

So people that know a lot of **** are super smart, that is awesome.

Upon joining boards.ie this month I have learnt about picking up women in random places, how pointless religious vs atheist debates are, how inherently rascist taxi drivers are, gypsys who race horses on motorways whilst at the meantime costing the taxpayer hundreds of euros cleaning up the horse****, that Greece will start WW3 and kill millions of Jews, gay hitchhikers, cranky assholes who hates cats (why?), that people here can't spell women no good, how retarded some the threads are and basically about how ****ed we all are.

Actually fu*k you I am going to make a retarded thread about what useless crap I learnt from here today....one sec.

Don't forget about the immigrants ruining the country and eating all our swans!