What have you learnt from After Hours?

Cognitive Cascade

What have you learnt from After Hours and board.ie?

I have learnt that since joining

-People that know a lot of useless **** have super IQs (that is awesome I must have an IQ about 200)
-About picking up women in random places (not that I needed to know or anything)
-How pointless religious vs atheist debates are, (ya dude we get that you don't believe in the "spaghetti monster" or unicorns because you are so smart, would you like a candy bar?)
-How inherently rascist some taxi drivers are (like we all don't know)
-Gypsys who race horses on motorways whilst at the meantime cost the taxpayer hundreds of euros cleaning up the horse****
-That Greece will start WW3 and kill millions of Jews because they took all their money.
-Posters with gay hitchhiker issues
-Cranky assholes who hate cats (why?)
-That people here can't spell women no good (wimmins?, how old are you 12?)
-How half the threads here are retarded
-How f*cked we all are

,and how blasting everything with piss solves all of life's problems.

Edit: The "last edited by X" is a pain in the ass.

puzzle factory

that i really need to get a life

The King of Moo

Dogs can't look up. They can, really.

jimmycrackcorm

That just when you think you've seen the stupidest thread ever another pops along ...

Pushtrak

Apparently, blasting things with piss is generally the correct response to anything.

Edit: Damn, you edited your post to include that.

hairyprincess

that all SW recipients should be put down like the dirty, vile, rabid dogs like they are

Lumbo

You can stay if you post pictures

aaronjumper

Everything can be solved with a sarcastic comment, quickly followed by blasting people and things with piss.

EDIT: How much people like bitching about other peoples threads.

Cognitive Cascade

jimmycrackcorm wrote: »

That just when you think you've seen the stupidest thread ever another pops along ...

And a stupid post on a stupid thread, that is mad...

racso1975

that when a new catch phrase comes along it is used to death........and then some. example: the above posts that refer to the extraction of urine and then forcefully exploding it on to an unsuspecting persons face

mikemac1

Learned the Chinese are a great bunch of lads

It's a popular opinion in these parts



I learned where town is also

Lionel Messy

Just take it all with a pinch of salt. It's actually more entertaining than not. Most of the eejits here are probably alright in real life - me too HA!

The King of Moo

There's one thing I never learned, which will torment me till the day I die:

Were those dresses too sexy for his sister?

I guess we'll never know .

Bipolar Joe

The King of Moo wrote: »

There's one thing I never learned, which will torment me till the day I die:

Were those dresses too sexy for his sister?

I guess we'll never know .

Quoted because I can't thank twice. I'm crying with laughter.

mikemac1

I learned that if I typed anything about the nordies then KeithAFC will swoop in within minutes

I don't know how he does it, it's like he watches everything

Pottler

Learnt nothing about Travvelers anyway, they are always locked. Hang on..Travvelers in alcohol shocker. jasus, I jinxed your thread..

Bipolar Joe

That I can become self-actualised by being the first to post a funny thing in a thread.

Rabies

I learned that most of AH can fix the Irish and world economy by the morning using only their love for Bono and the late Gerry Ryan.

Smidge

that people are sarky feckers;)

some random drunk

That incest is hot as long as the people involved are good looking. If they're ugly it's disgusting!

mikemac1

If you start a thread about seducing your grinds teacher or local petrol station shop assistant you will become an AH legend

dark crystal

I've learned to avoid the Portuguese.

Mr.Biscuits

That there is no after life and cats will eat their owners should they happen to keep over.

My shrink says I should avoid the place tbh.

bonzodog2

Lumbo wrote: »

You can stay if you post pictures

Which, ironically, you can't do in AH. Go figure. Like totally, OK? Or something. Yore Ma perhaps.

RobbingBandit

I have learned if you post on anyone that can not spell their words you are a

Nazi

some random drunk

Where to buy a keychain shaped like boobs.

evolving_doors

Since the recession the swan population has declined in the canals (apparently), and we all know why, don't we..

You start threads for the abuse really

Like that thread from the guy in killiney who made the mistake of ordering a take away one time

...and it was cold...

Poor fella got loads of AH 'sympathy'..

You read AH for the laugh really, in humour there is truth (apparently)

mikemac1

I used to read the Daily Mail but now I read After Hours, I get the same news

browner85

Those women were in the nip!

voz es

i learnt about grammer nazi's

Biggins

There actually is Jelly Baby haters in the world.

Yea...

I can't understand it either!

Gummy Panda

Biggins wrote: »

There actually is Jelly Baby haters in the world.

Yea...

I can't understand it either!

I told you already. I just don't like the black ones

Biggins

Gummy Panda wrote: »

I told you already. I just don't like the black ones

Aaa.. thata ok then!

Taxi... I'm outa here!

chrismon

Atari Jaguar

ToddyDoody

I've learned that there's a little bollox in everything

mojesius

I learned about 'the PC brigade' - a right shower.

Also, I learned about cold winds constantly blowing abruptly around the docklands

Lastly, many AHers seem to noticeably dislike the culture of tipping and arts (orts) degrees.

Rabies

Gummy Panda wrote: »

I told you already. I just don't like the black ones

They are all the same on the inside

Oh wait, no they're not:eek:

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

What have I learnt? Even in the face of evidence, some people ar FVCKING idiots.

Chucken

So far this week Ive learned that cuddling a hot pyrex dish whilst not wearing a good jumper,is a really bad idea...it burns apparently :eek:
Who'd a thunk it??

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

Chucken wrote: »

So far this week Ive learned that cuddling a hot pyrex dish whilst not wearing a good jumper,is a really bad idea...it burns apparently :eek:
Who'd a thunk it??

... and that somehow, it's a man's fault.

aaronjumper

There's no such thing as taking a joke too far.

Chucken

Ikky Poo2 wrote: »

... and that somehow, it's a man's fault.

....goes without saying

Caliden

That there's always one retard who still thinks 'Yore Ma' is funny.

karaokeman

I need to go out more.

Scuid Mhór

Everybody's miserable.

Scuid Mhór

(With the way things are run in this country.)

The King of Moo

That pressing the little blue button to the left of the thread title takes you to the first new post.

I only found that out a few months ago and it changed my life.

grindle

aaronjumper wrote: »

There's no such thing as taking a joke too far.

Jokes never get taken far enough.
So... Much... Mileage...
Must... Flog... Horse...

grindle

Caliden wrote: »

That there's always one retard who still thinks 'Yore Ma' is funny.

Who might this retard be?

Clue: Yore Ma.

aaronjumper

Or you could blast the horse with piss in front of all the wimmins.

(I've run out of AH type jokes, feel free to add more.)

danslevent

The King of Moo wrote: »

That pressing the little blue button to the left of the thread title takes you to the first new post.

I only found that out a few months ago and it changed my life.

Well...I have been missing out. Thanks!