Driveway vandals

mondeo

The council came around today and re concreated the bottom of my driveway where my driveway meets the road. It was all breaking up and could have been a danger for people if they tripped on it. That particular point of the driveway is not my property so costed me nothing to fix.

Anyways the inevitable happened and couple of young fellas pulled the barriers away and wrote some nasty sexual comments into the wet concreate right at the end of my driveway :mad:. Luckily I noticed it before it dried so I brushed the still wet concreate with a plastic brush to erase the comments.

comments were in big clear writing...

"Suck my d!ck"
"F*ck you"
"W@nker"

Pretty offensive stuff at my driveway entrance where clearly it is going to be associated with my house.

Sh!t heads!

hairyprincess

is it wrong that I sniggered?

Temptamperu

**** you wanker, suck my dick :pac:

El Weirdo

They should've drawn a cock and balls.

Missed a trick there.

mikemac1

These vandals need some concrete boots and a trip to the local river

Pushtrak

I'm impressed they didn't have problems spelling words. We're getting somewhere.

Johnnio13

Pushtrak wrote: »

I'm impressed they didn't have problems spelling words. We're getting somewhere.

And they included asterisk's.....decent!

funnilenough

you should have followed them home and then smashed their back doors in one @ a time.feckin eejits!

mondeo

Thing is my house is at a busy junction aswell and everyone passes by it on foot etc. Would have been a disaster if it had dried in. Ye I can see the funny side of it now but I'm laughing because I escaped an awful situation

Sparklepants!

Anyone know how to get dry concrete off a finger?

Guill

1. Find a dead animal
2. Cut off its claw/paw and place it pointing up outta the cement.

Mr.Biscuits

I don't think you're too popular in your area with the youngsters.

Dress more like Jeremy Clarkson and when your passing them, say things like:

"What's happening, the shizzle".

If that doesn't work ..

Next time you see them out and about when your driving; roll down the window and shout: "Cement ****!!"

Jammy Donut

Shoulda wrote Mondeos Residence with an arrow pointing to your house

chrismon

funnilenough wrote: »

you should have followed them home and then smashed their back doors in one @ a time.feckin eejits!

Would be hard to do them both at the same time

aaronjumper

If only it had been a witty observation. I would have let it dry in then.

Papa_Bear

Oh good, somebody's shadow. I'll just turn and brag about my work!

yarrrgh!

srfc19

mondeo wrote: »

Pretty offensive stuff at my driveway entrance where clearly it is going to be associated with my house.

Because whenever you walk by somebodies house you always assume they are responsible for the swear words in the pavement.

That is actually how I judge people's houses, by how humorous and inventive the swear words are that they evidently wrote outside!!

Where To

mondeo wrote: »

The council came around today and re concreated the bottom of my driveway where my driveway meets the road. It was all breaking up and could have been a danger for people if they tripped on it. That particular point of the driveway is not my property so costed me nothing to fix.

Anyways the inevitable happened and couple of young fellas pulled the barriers away and wrote some nasty sexual comments into the wet concreate right at the end of my driveway :mad:. Luckily I noticed it before it dried so I brushed the still wet concreate with a plastic brush to erase the comments.

comments were in big clear writing...

"Suck my d!ck"
"F*ck you"
"W@nker"

Pretty offensive stuff at my driveway entrance where clearly it is going to be associated with my house.

Sh!t heads!

Did they not know how to draw an a?

Pushtrak

Johnnio13 wrote: »

And they included asterisk's.....decent!

Oh, ok. I'll help you out.

http://th01.deviantart.net/fs7/300W/i/2005/222/7/1/The_Sarcasm_Detector_by_nerdsloth.jpg
http://school.discoveryeducation.com/clipart/images/thinkingcapwhoa.gif

mondeo

I would have been out the next day with the bag of cement filling in all the words with the neighbours and passers having a good laugh no doubt. .

Calibos

Where To wrote: »

Did they not know how to draw an a?

I think we can infer from the evidence provided that these scumbags were boards.ie users. My conclusions are based on the fact that they inadvertently, in the real world, used exactly the same methods to get around the swear filter as one of us would. ie. using an asterix substituted for the letter 'u' in F*ck and the @ symbol for the letter 'a' in W@nker. Extrapolating from this we can assume that they would have done a middle letter reversal if they had finished the job and written, "Some boards.ie cnut lives here"

superstoner90

Op, Go down to them scumbags now and take a big dirty dump on their doorstep.

NOW! GO! your running out of time OP.

eth0

To think someone would waste good petrol purely for that and not lift anything.

Like going into a bank with a sawn-off and roaring "Nevermind the safe! These lads are going to spray some stuff on the wall and we'll be off then"

Stiffler2

Domo230 wrote: »

I hate when scumbags ruin things for people.

Yeah - OP

Cianos

I've seen their work a few places around town. Quite interesting, subversive, yet cuttingly blunt. Might be worth something in a few years.

padd b1975

Domo230 wrote: »

I hate when scumbags ruin things for people.

Scumbags and their plastic brushes!!!

robot7080

mondeo wrote: »

comments were in big clear writing...

"Suck my d!ck"
"F*ck you"
"W@nker"

Neighbours from hell?

Crann na Beatha

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Baneblade

Mr.Biscuits wrote: »

I don't think you're too popular in your area with the youngsters.

i would not assume that.
kids are drawn to wet cement its just a target of oppertunity thing, im surprised if i was past a patch of wet cement and they have not scrawled something in it

summerskin

CockPiss Partridge!

Mr.Biscuits

funnilenough wrote: »

you should have followed them home and then smashed their back doors in one @ a time.feckin eejits!

Rape is never the answer.

JohnMarston

mondeo wrote: »

Anyways the inevitable happened and couple of young fellas pulled the barriers away and wrote some nasty sexual comments into the wet concreate right at the end of my driveway :mad:. Luckily I noticed it before it dried so I brushed the still wet concreate with a plastic brush to erase the comments.

comments were in big clear writing...

When i was a younger fella i did that exact thing many a time. However i didnt use obscenities, usually my initials and the date. Its great when your work is immortalised in concrete.

GASMANN

funnilenough wrote: »

you should have followed them home and then smashed their back doors in one @ a time.feckin eejits!

You gay bro ?

a fat guy

GASMANN wrote: »

You gay bro ?

"funnilenough", he is.

Teyla Emmagan

Least you got to it before it dried OP.

Horrible little children, should have all their fingers broken.

aujopimur

It reminds me of doing something similar about 50 yrs. ago, little did I know that the corpo. gaffer took his job seriously, and after having a few pints on his way home for his tea decided to check on the days path laying.
I can still remember the shock/pain as his boot connected with my hole as I knelt down defacing his pride and joy kerbing laying.

not yet

mikemac1 wrote: »

These vandals need some concrete boots and a trip to the local river

Oooooh, You go Tony Saprano

Carter P Fly

I love going back to my old estate and seeing the places I wrote my initials in drying concrete.

Born to Die

Carter P Fly wrote: »

I love going back to my old estate and seeing the places I wrote my initials in drying concrete.

Must be sh!te concrete if it is still drying.

funnilenough

GASMANN wrote: »

You gay bro ?

sure i'm flattered,maybe even a little curious,but i'm afraid 'bro,the answer is no.:D

funnilenough

a fat guy wrote: »

"funnilenough", he is.

@ last someone used that,'bout time.
your funny:)