Down with predictive text censorship! Up with mini-skirts!

Sea Filly

So, I was sending the BF a filthy text and the word 'penis' is not recognised by the predictive text on my phone. Srsly? What if I wanted to write a detailed biological text? :P

Really, phone company, I think I can handle the word 'penis'. And yes, I know I can manually enter it but that's not the point!

Anyone notice this on their phones, really commonplace words not being recognised?

Fart

So... which of your boyfriends hole's were you going to stick your penis into?

bowsie010

if you are using the word penis in "filthy texts" you're doing it wrong

aaronjumper

If you really care about your BF then you should go through the trouble of typing it!

recylingbin

Next time, take a pic of your penis and send that.

Eathrin

I came here to see some mini skirts...

btard

Use 'prick' instead.

Caliden

bowsie010 wrote: »

if you are using the word penis in "filthy texts" you're doing it wrong

Was thinking the same thing.
Very clinical texts you're sending there OP, I'd say you're mad craic altogether you mental hoor ya :rolleyes:

aaronjumper

Eathrin wrote: »

I came here to see some mini skirts...

Guess we'll just have to settle for porn

Born to Die

It will take "cock"

aaronjumper

Born to Die wrote: »

It will take "cock"

im invisible

'handle' 'manually enter':pac:

Sea Filly

bowsie010 wrote: »

if you are using the word penis in "filthy texts" you're doing it wrong

Lulz, you may be right.

Sea Filly

Caliden wrote: »

I'd say you're mad craic altogether you mental hoor ya :rolleyes:

Oooh, the rolleyes, that's me learned.

Mr.Biscuits

One night while I was in the UK I was having a little textual fun with the gf and after around a dozen or so texts I made some remarks about what I wanted to touch on her and she, in a teasing way, said:

"Why, what would you do?"

And I decided to reply:

"Gonna stick my tongue right inside you".

Only, that's not exactly what happened as I in my anticipated horny one-handed texting .. I didn't hit the 3 for 'e' in tongue

Eh, kinda killed the moment.

Another time I told her when I got home I was gonna: "Kick the pussy off her"

Mr Benevolent

I've intercepted the OP's texts:

"I'm going to manually manipulate your penis until it attains an intrapenile pressure of 92.36 mm HG or an angle of 65.34 degree from resting, whichever is the greater. I will then use rhythmical motions until your prostate gland emits up to 5ml of prostate fluid and mixes with the seminal cells in your testes."

castletownman

Slightly off topic but in Transition Year one of my friends meant to send a message to his girlfriend saying "I want to see your fanny"

Except he accidently sent it to his ma.

actuallylike

'knakers' has an interesting alternative

Dr. Jonathan Crane

danslevent

Dr. Jonathan Crane wrote: »

Love Donald Glover, get to see him in August, can't wait!

Yeah f.uck always comes up as duck

Caliden

Confab wrote: »

I've intercepted the OP's texts:

"I'm going to manually manipulate your penis until it attains an intrapenile pressure of 3.26 mm HG or an angle of 65.34 degree from resting, whichever is the greater. I will then use rhythmical motions until your prostate gland emits up to 5ml of prostate fluid and mixes with the seminal cells in your testes."

Please continue.

Capt'n Midnight

Confab wrote: »

intrapenile pressure of 3.26 mm HG

3mm of mercury ? :eek:
an anti cyclone would mean an anti climax

http://edrv.endojournals.org/content/22/3/342.full

pressure increases rapidly to about 90 mm Hg. Perineal muscle contraction results in further increase in penile body pressure to greater than 120 mm Hg (suprasystolic pressure),

and the really important factoid

A buckling pressure less than 60 mm Hg is thought to be inadequate for vaginal penetration

Dr. Jonathan Crane

danslevent wrote: »

Love Donald Glover, get to see him in August, can't wait!

Yeah f.uck always comes up as duck

Tickets arrived today