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What happens to criminals in wheelchairs?

  • 16-05-2012 11:52pm
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 641 ✭✭✭


    Just finished watching an episode of Alcatraz And the police where taking away a chap in a wheelchair. Genuinely wondering where disabled criminals go? :confused:


Comments

  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,073 ✭✭✭Pottler


    they just wheelclamp them.


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,921 ✭✭✭John Doe1


    They push them over


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,249 ✭✭✭Scioch


    They get thrown down elevator shafts.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,987 ✭✭✭Kerrigooney


    I wheely don`t know.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 567 ✭✭✭puzzle factory


    theyd be a bit safer in the shower anyway, dont know where they go, guess its the same as the lad in oz.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,259 ✭✭✭downwithpeace


    Emerald City in Oz, well one did.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,806 ✭✭✭✭KeithM89_old


    They give them the top bunk.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,789 ✭✭✭grizzly


    It's not easy for them, in court they often don't have a leg to stand on.


  • Registered Users Posts: 653 ✭✭✭girl in the striped socks


    I see them rollin'...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,116 ✭✭✭RDM_83 again


    They get put in Emerald City in Oswald Maximum security penitentiary where they give insightful social commentary.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 21,191 ✭✭✭✭Latchy


    Not sure to be honest ...maybe to cell made for wheelchair access .

    Reminds me of the joke about the prisoner who is taken out to be executed by firing squad .

    Officer to prisoner '' any last requests ? ''

    Prisoner '' Yes ...can I see a doctor please ? ''

    Officer '' A doctor ? ..what do you want to see a doctor for ? ''

    Prisoner '' Well ... I don't feel well '' .


  • Registered Users Posts: 7,537 ✭✭✭KKkitty


    They're sent to a low level security prison.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,199 ✭✭✭Shryke


    A guy near me was messed up pretty bad since he was a kid. Got big into drugs and the like. Loads of offenses under his belt. Wrapped a jeep around a tree and ended up in a wheelchair. Since then he got a modified car so he could still drive. This guy then got done for drink driving and trying to evade the gardai. I believe he's locked up at the minute for this but I don't know what kind of facility there is for him.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,116 ✭✭✭Mech1


    I hear the legal costs would cripple ya.


  • Registered Users Posts: 390 ✭✭-Kenny-


    They make them stop talking and give them a bell to 'ding ding' (spell) out each letter to tell the FBI to go f**k themselves


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,878 ✭✭✭arse..biscuits


    They dont let anyone push them around


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,199 ✭✭✭Shryke


    I hope no one in a wheelchair reads this thread.


  • Registered Users, Subscribers, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,594 ✭✭✭✭antodeco


    Shryke wrote: »
    I hope no one in a wheelchair reads this thread.

    You'll have to speak up I'm wearing a towel


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,199 ✭✭✭Shryke


    OK I'm typing louder now. And I'm doing a funny accent, can you guess what it is?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,748 ✭✭✭tony1kenobi


    -Kenny- wrote: »
    They make them stop talking and give them a bell to 'ding ding' (spell) out each letter to tell the FBI to go f**k themselves


    I got it anyway.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,417 ✭✭✭ToddyDoody


    Their posteriors should be a little safer if they do go to prison


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,783 ✭✭✭maglite


    KKkitty wrote: »
    They're sent to a low level security prison.



    It's basically 2 steps lower than the main road, works well enough


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,822 ✭✭✭Mickey H


    antodeco wrote: »
    You'll have to speak up I'm wearing a towel

    Well said.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,204 ✭✭✭dodderangler


    Someone robs the wheels off them and puts in up on blocks


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,372 ✭✭✭im invisible


    They get put in Emerald City in Oswald Maximum security penitentiary where they give insightful social commentary.
    did it freak anyone else out when you were watching Lost, and he was there walking around, not a bother on him. I guess the island must have cured him..


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,221 ✭✭✭A_Sober_Paddy


    -Kenny- wrote: »
    They make them stop talking and give them a bell to 'ding ding' (spell) out each letter to tell the FBI to go f**k themselves

    Nice Breaking Bad reference there


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,515 ✭✭✭LH Pathe


    They get carted off


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 261 ✭✭Dr. Jonathan Crane


    All the Oz references in this thread please me.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 833 ✭✭✭southcentralts


    just watch OZ (HBO show). ie. get addicted twice to tits and narrate the lives of the incarcerated living and dead, but in the end your story gets published by the Muslims, while the arian''s (google will not correct the spelling ? does not look right, ayran? the white power guys, nazis ( FU red squiggly line nazis don't get capital letters) ( need literacy in some computer language to read my posts);) get killed by white parcel pow(d)er, great show ( best character is omar white ( stabs McManus cause he went on TV without telling him he would be on TV)), show is shown "through the eyes" of a dude in a wheelchair in prison, though it does not center around him or his experiences, excellent stuff from the same creator as the wire.

    Subjection of the population,
    begins in education,
    and ends in incarceration,

    of the nation.

    I think i'm rambling again.

    ah, it is aryan (though still red squiggly lined - but those fu*cks don't deserve capitalization either) but not to cause any offense, as I will have you know I am not a homosexual, or black, or Jewish, or Asian, or sane, or any of the things you hate without understanding.


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