My lovely mayo mammy

Chamone MF

Ah the Irish mammy.
Any other mammys boys out there?
I get breakfast in bed every morning when i stay at the folks place, and a sandwich ready for work plus dinner if i want it.
im in my 30's.

Ive even found a hot water bottle in my bed once or twice, but rejected it cause it would damage whats left of my manliness.

Any other mammys boys (or girls) want to confess?

smash

Lame

Seachmall

I too love mayo, wouldn't rub it on my mammy though...

mconigol

something... something...your ma!

CardBordWindow

I am my mother's son.

eaglej13

i never had one to remember, was it nice?

SNORBEAST

Hello Enda Kenny........................

Jesus Shaves

The ladies love a mammies boy

phasers

I love my Ma. but unlike you I don't treat mine like a skivvy.

stovelid

If she was any sort of real mother, she'd still be letting you latch on to the tit. Although it sounds like you still are - metaphorically at least.

Duggy747

I'm so inbred I AM my own mother.

Ruralyoke

Mental sh1te altogether OP.

JohnMarston

I know a guy, two guys in fact, brothers, who are in their late 40s and early 50s and still live at home with their mother.

So being in your 30s and still at home isnt too peculiar. As long as you pay some bills,and rent.

Immaculate Pasta

If I asked my mother to make me breakfast in bed she'd tell me to get tae fuck. No question about that :cool:

Ruralyoke

JohnMarston wrote: »

As long as you pay some bills,and rent.

...and want to ensure that no other woman will take you seriously, sure why not?

Chamone MF

JohnMarston wrote: »

I know a guy, two guys in fact, brothers, who are in their late 40s and early 50s and still live at home with their mother.

So being in your 30s and still at home isnt too peculiar. As long as you pay some bills,and rent.

Have me own place.

Mr Benevolent

Chamone MF wrote: »

Have me own place.

In your mammy's basement, no doubt.

JohnMarston

Chamone MF wrote: »

Have me own place room.

fixed. you're welcome

seamus

Immaculate Pasta wrote: »

If I asked my mother to make me breakfast in bed she'd tell me to get tae fuck. No question about that :cool:

Actually I know if I asked my mother to make me breakfast in bed, she'd laugh at me, tell me to get tae fnck, but then do it anyway. Ah mammies.

Thankfully I'm not a spoiled bastard and I'd never ask, never mind expect, a woman in her 60s to lift a finger to do anything for a fit and healthy married man in his twerthies.

SNORBEAST

Bet you get all the chicks.................:D

fryup

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=22uu4GRqSBg

fishy fishy

i pity your future wife with a mammy like that.

cut the apron strings for gods sake or your wife is in for a life of misery with her

Warper

Is your mother gamey?

blacklilly

It's Irish Mammys like this that ruin Irish men!

mikemac1

You could weigh 18 stone and your mammy will still think you are too thin

You go visit your mammy and you'll be told "you're wasting away, sit down now and I'll get you a good dinner"

Jesus Shaves

blacklilly wrote: »

It's Irish Mammys like this that ruin Irish men!

what's the excuse for the women?:p

darokane

darokane wrote: »

what's the excuse for the women?:p

putting up with the men

Brain Stroking

phasers wrote: »

I love my Ma. but unlike you I don't treat mine like a skivvy.

Just about to go into my 30s and my Mammy and I share a solid friendship. I certainly dont expect her to clean up after me which is just as well because that notion would be immediately shot down. And rightly so

blacklilly

darokane wrote: »

what's the excuse for the women?:p

Women don't need any excuses!

mikemac1

Bring back the Calorgas Irish Housewife of the year

ChubbyRunner

Wow you're a lazy son, well done you must feel so proud. Time to man up and start looking after your mom for once, sounds like she deserves it.

Chamone MF

Confab wrote: »

In your mammy's basement, no doubt.

JohnMarston wrote: »

fixed. you're welcome

I own a house.

mmmm jelly, my favorite.