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I could cure a lesbian

Rabidlamb · 2012-05-17 11:17:21

Not blowing my own horn or anything but I'm that good in bed I know I'd exorcise the lesbian out of any lady. Not setting myself up as the new Iris Robinson as her plan just revolved around Jesus & being a hypocrite, but that's another story. It's a known fact that women only resort to women as they cant find a man who…

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Not blowing my own horn or anything but I'm that good in bed I know I'd exorcise the lesbian out of any lady.
Not setting myself up as the new Iris Robinson as her plan just revolved around Jesus & being a hypocrite, but that's another story.
It's a known fact that women only resort to women as they cant find a man who knows how to turn them on sensually.
Put two of these dissatisfied men haters together & you create lesbianism, good news is that it can be reversed.

Could I receive a government grant or anything for restoring the family unit as God & our constitution intended ?.

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#2 17-05-2012 12:18pm

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what about if you were so bad at gay sex you turned men straight..

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#3 17-05-2012 12:18pm

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You've never even kissed a girl, have you?

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#4 17-05-2012 12:19pm

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Rabidlamb wrote: »

Not blowing my own horn or anything but I'm that good in bed I know I'd exorcise the lesbian out of any lady.
Not setting myself up as the new Iris Robinson as her plan just revolved around Jesus & being a hypocrite, but that's another story.
It's a known fact that women only resort to women as they cant find a man who knows how to turn them on sensually.
Put two of these dissatisfied men haters together & you create lesbianism, good news is that it can be reversed.

Could I receive a government grant or anything for restoring the family unit as God & our constitution intended ?.

:D Good man, off you go. I'm sure they'll be delighted:pac:

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#5 17-05-2012 12:20pm

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You're absolutely right. What good is a socket without the plug?

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#6 17-05-2012 12:20pm

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i'd turn women lesbian

guess there has to be a bit of balance to every thread. ying...yang...etc

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#7 17-05-2012 12:20pm

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Sarky wrote: »

You've never even kissed a girl, have you?

He did.
And he liked it.

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#8 17-05-2012 12:20pm

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Sarky wrote: »

You've never even kissed a girl, have you?

I did. And what's more, I liked it.

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#9 17-05-2012 12:21pm

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i'm sure your pm inbox is going to be inundated with Boards lesbians wishing to be 'cured'

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#10 17-05-2012 12:21pm

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Come back when you feel ready to cure a gay man.

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#11 17-05-2012 12:22pm

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Rabidlamb wrote: »

Not blowing my own horn or anything but I have a small penis and once had sex, it lasted 2 seconds and I cried after.

FYP:)

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#12 17-05-2012 12:22pm

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Rabidlamb wrote: »

Could I receive a government grant or anything for restoring the family unit as God & our constitution intended ?.

God would require you to marry one and only one woman to turn her straight and you couldn't divorce.

You can only save one woman OP, choose wisely!

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#13 17-05-2012 12:23pm

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*Sits back and waits for angry lesbians to arrive and take offence to this thread*

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#14 17-05-2012 12:23pm

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davet82 wrote: »

i'm sure your pm inbox is going to be inundated with Boards lesbians wishing to be 'cured'

The Sky Ticker is current at Zero but expected to rise soon.

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#15 17-05-2012 12:24pm

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2/10. Poor attempt

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#16 17-05-2012 12:24pm

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OP claims to be great at trolling.

His attempts over here and in this thread would suggest otherwise however.

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#17 17-05-2012 12:25pm

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Happy IDAHO day

It was so much easier to blame it on Them. It was bleakly depressing to think that They were Us. If it was Them, then nothing was anyone's fault. If it was us, what did that make Me? After all, I'm one of Us. I must be. I've certainly never thought of myself as one of Them. No one ever thinks of themselves as one of Them. We're always one of Us. It's Them that do the bad things.
Terry Pratchet

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#18 17-05-2012 12:25pm

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BigFatGiant wrote: »

*Sits back and waits for angry lesbians to arrive and take offence to this thread*

Rabidlamb wrote: »

The Sky Ticker is current at Zero but expected to rise soon.

yeah good luck with that

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#19 17-05-2012 12:25pm

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The way I see it is:

Snipe + Girlfriend =
Girlfriend + Alcohol = Lesbian
Snipe + Alcohol + Lesbianish Girlfriend =

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#20 17-05-2012 12:25pm

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Rabidlamb wrote: »

Not blowing my own horn or anything but I'm that good in bed I know I'd exorcise the lesbian out of any lady.

You may as well do if you get a lesbian into bed tbh!

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#21 17-05-2012 12:26pm

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mango salsa wrote: »

Happy IDAHO day

What about the other 49 states, don't they get a day.

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#22 17-05-2012 12:28pm

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hairyprincess wrote: »

I did. And what's more, I liked it.

That should give him something to frap about for 5 minutes or so..

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#23 17-05-2012 12:28pm

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Time to get a new trick, pony

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#24 17-05-2012 12:28pm

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Rabidlamb wrote: »

Not blowing my own horn or anything but I'm that good in bed I know I'd exorcise the lesbian out of any lady.
Not setting myself up as the new Iris Robinson as her plan just revolved around Jesus & being a hypocrite, but that's another story.
It's a known fact that women only resort to women as they cant find a man who knows how to turn them on sensually.
Put two of these dissatisfied men haters together & you create lesbianism, good news is that it can be reversed.

Could I receive a government grant or anything for restoring the family unit as God & our constitution intended ?.

Does that mean if a skilled enough gay dude rode ya you'd start craving mickeys?

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#25 17-05-2012 12:29pm

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Rabidlamb wrote: »

Not blowing my own horn or anything but I'm that good in bed I know I'd exorcise the lesbian out of any lady.
Not setting myself up as the new Iris Robinson as her plan just revolved around Jesus & being a hypocrite, but that's another story.
It's a known fact that women only resort to women as they cant find a man who knows how to turn them on sensually.
Put two of these dissatisfied men haters together & you create lesbianism, good news is that it can be reversed.

Could I receive a government grant or anything for restoring the family unit as God & our constitution intended ?.

Aye but could you cure a gay man? I'd imagine that would be a tougher challenge.

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#26 17-05-2012 12:30pm

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Rabidlamb wrote: »

What about the other 49 states, don't they get a day.

Indeed. As I said this morning I'm delighted today on May 17th IDAHO International Day Against Homophobia and Transphobia that Our Irish politicians are so enlightened. Of course on the other hand it's disappointing to see such dumb bigotry as this thread.

It was so much easier to blame it on Them. It was bleakly depressing to think that They were Us. If it was Them, then nothing was anyone's fault. If it was us, what did that make Me? After all, I'm one of Us. I must be. I've certainly never thought of myself as one of Them. No one ever thinks of themselves as one of Them. We're always one of Us. It's Them that do the bad things.
Terry Pratchet

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#27 17-05-2012 12:30pm

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BigFatGiant wrote: »

*Sits back and waits for angry lesbians to arrive and take offence to this thread*

Popcorn?

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#28 17-05-2012 12:31pm

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He's not the messiah, he's a very naughty boy:mad:

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#29 17-05-2012 12:32pm

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Logical Fallacy wrote: »

Does that mean if a skilled enough gay dude rode ya you'd start craving mickeys?

All gay men would have more sense than to have sex with such an ignorant ignorant dumb bigot

It was so much easier to blame it on Them. It was bleakly depressing to think that They were Us. If it was Them, then nothing was anyone's fault. If it was us, what did that make Me? After all, I'm one of Us. I must be. I've certainly never thought of myself as one of Them. No one ever thinks of themselves as one of Them. We're always one of Us. It's Them that do the bad things.
Terry Pratchet

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#30 17-05-2012 12:32pm

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hairyprincess wrote: »

Popcorn?

yes please and post a link to this thread over in gay & lesbian section while you're at it

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#31 17-05-2012 12:33pm

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I wonder if i'd be good enough to turn a gay man

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#32 17-05-2012 12:33pm

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Rabidlamb wrote: »

Not blowing my own horn or anything but I'm that good in bed I know I'd exorcise the lesbian out of any lady.
Not setting myself up as the new Iris Robinson as her plan just revolved around Jesus & being a hypocrite, but that's another story.
It's a known fact that women only resort to women as they cant find a man who knows how to turn them on sensually.
Put two of these dissatisfied men haters together & you create lesbianism, good news is that it can be reversed.

now if you could blow your own horn, this thread could be something..

But Im afraid I'll have to agree with the 2/10 grade given earlier. Must try harder.

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#33 17-05-2012 12:33pm

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davet82 wrote: »

yes please and post a link to this thread over in gay & lesbian section while you're at it

I'd just delete it and ban the OP

It was so much easier to blame it on Them. It was bleakly depressing to think that They were Us. If it was Them, then nothing was anyone's fault. If it was us, what did that make Me? After all, I'm one of Us. I must be. I've certainly never thought of myself as one of Them. No one ever thinks of themselves as one of Them. We're always one of Us. It's Them that do the bad things.
Terry Pratchet

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#34 17-05-2012 12:34pm

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mango salsa wrote: »

All gay men would have more sense than to have sex with such an ignorant ignorant dumb bigot

Does it only work for lesbians?:pac:

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#35 17-05-2012 12:35pm

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Rabidlamb wrote: »

Not blowing my own horn

But of course you would if you could - right?

But I'm almost certain you can't.

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#36 17-05-2012 12:36pm

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Rabidlamb wrote: »

Not blowing my own horn or anything but I'm that good in bed I know I'd exorcise the lesbian out of any lady.

No you couldn't.

I'd think very carefully about the subject of your next thread if I were you.

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