"Dublin Housewives"...would you appear on something like this?

Nodin

Greentopia wrote: »

I was trying to think what they remind me of-Mob Wives! the same hard bitch face expressions, the same clothes, heavy trannie make-up and surgically enhanced features, tragically tangoed etc.

Or, as I usually refer to them.....
http://eu.movieposter.com/posters/archive/main/79/MPW-39550
One who has earned this dubious title features in this new program, and its not Doctor Botox.

xflyer

Defiler Of The Coffin wrote: »

Just because a few airheads go on shows like Tallafornia and this particular one doesn't mean the entire nation has suddenly became shallow or trashy.

No, but it shows we have our fair share of shallow and trashy people too. All too often you hear Irish people sneering at all Americans or Brits based on the people they see on their shallow trashy shows as if they were representative of the whole nation. Well guess what, we're just as bad.

omahaid

As long as they have #vinb haranguing politicians TV3 is alright in my books but obviously I wont watch this tripe

anbrutog

If there was an Irish version of this film , these obnoxious tarts would be top of the list..

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1912398/

Adyx

omahaid wrote: »

As long as they have #vinb haranguing politicians TV3 is alright in my books but obviously I wont watch this tripe

Seriously?

omahaid

Adyx wrote: »

Seriously?

He calls me #omahaid

Fighting Irish

Defiler Of The Coffin wrote: »

Surely you're being a bit harsh here, most people I know who've seen shows like Jersey Shore or Keeping Up With The Kardashians think they're vacuous rubbish. Just because a few airheads go on shows like Tallafornia and this particular one doesn't mean the entire nation has suddenly became shallow or trashy. Look at the popularity of the 'Tallafornia Swipe' videos on Youtube, they nearly get more views than Tallafornia itself.

I think shows like these are a result of TV3's complete lack of imagination in programming rather than any serious reflection on the lifestyles of the Irish public.

What does that prove?

Defiler Of The Coffin

Fighting Irish wrote: »

What does that prove?

That the people on Tallafornia are a laughing stock for most. That it doesn't reflect the lives of most people.

Defiler Of The Coffin

xflyer wrote: »

No, but it shows we have our fair share of shallow and trashy people too. All too often you hear Irish people sneering at all Americans or Brits based on the people they see on their shallow trashy shows as if they were representative of the whole nation. Well guess what, we're just as bad.

Well I don't know many people that would stereotype an entire nation because of a daft TV show but fair enough.

At least no-one outside of Ireland will watch this particular one!

OneArt

dmcronin wrote: »

Christ one of thems got a kid called 'Thor', will the next one be Spiderman?

Parents call their kids Diana. What's so unusual about giving a child the name of a deity?

Thwip!

Pherekydes wrote: »

Baldur, possibly.

in fact, they will adopt and rename him Loki, which is the opposite of what this show is

I think we've got this show all wrong, it's actually a show on bigamy...Doublin' Housewives

*grabs coat

BarackPyjama

"Dr Botox" won't come out of this in a good light. I suspect there's something very, very wrong with her pathology.

ballsymchugh

BarackPyjama wrote: »

"Dr Botox" won't come out of this in a good light. I suspect there's something very, very wrong with her pathology.

it depends how many more years she can keep saying she's 32 for...

Captain Darling

krudler wrote: »

TV3 is just gash, if its not crappy "reality" shows its shock docs like "The Girl With A Whale For A Head" or something.

I think they actually had a program on before called 'the man who wants to be a cat.'

pure scutter.

ballsymchugh

Captain Darling wrote: »

I think they actually had a program on before called 'the man who wants to be a cat.'

pure scutter.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IkwmPw54MZ4

Jelly Tots

The best thing about this programme is reading the comments on the drivel that TV3 has served up...so hilarious. I watched 5 mins of this. I turned over to RTE and watched a programme on how people are suffering by debt and was horrified. Those women should be ashamed of themselves to think that anyone should aspire to this vacant moneygrabbing lifestyle. They are ugly inside as well as outside. The only one vaguely attractive is the one from the Chippy. Whats going on with the blonde one with the man's chin? Katie taylor would love that come the Olympics.

Capt'n Midnight

stoneill wrote: »

My Ma was a Dublin Housewife - you'd want to see the way she could scrub the front step and go to the shops for milk and bread!

so your mother is a scrubber ?

Paparazzo

Lisa Murphy always gives me a good laugh. She spends a fortune of cash on plastic surgery, hair and makeup, always trys to do a sexy look or pose for the cameras but always looks hideous. Can anyone find a picture of here where she looks good?
This is just scary:
http://www.showbiz.ie/images/stars2/lisamurphy-06.jpg

This she looks like that woman who was addicted to plastic surgery
http://www.showbiz.ie/photos/2008-03-lisa-murphy.jpg

This looks like when Apres Match dressed yer man up to do Lorraine Keane:
http://www.independent.ie/multimedia/dynamic/00814/Lisa-Murphy_tonygav_814527t.jpg

Jesus H Christ. She should have sued the surgeon who did that boob job.

Here's a naked pic of her. Probably nsfw

cofy

Did anyone else notice that Lisa dropped the accent tonight? I thought it made her instantly more likeable.

Odyssey 2005

Hey pararazzo the last photo of her looks the best. The tide wouldn't take her out..

macmurchu

ballsymchugh wrote: »

BarackPyjama wrote: »

"Dr Botox" won't come out of this in a good light. I suspect there's something very, very wrong with her pathology.

it depends how many more years she can keep saying she's 32 for...

She held her 30th party on the MV Cill Airne in 2005/2006. Fact.

Chain_reaction

I've started to watch an episode has anyone else heard Lisa Murphy pronounce Sandycove yet?

She has lips like a new born calf.

Gracie_S203

Handsome husbands??? REALLY!!!! I'm afraid along with Botox..they'd wanna get glasses to accompany it!!!!

JONJO THE MISER

Two of them on Midweek on TV3 now fighting:rolleyes:

JONJO THE MISER

Anyone watching, its all bitch frighting.

Galwayguy35

JONJO THE MISER wrote: »

Two of them on Midweek on TV3 now fighting:rolleyes:

That Danielle one something else. Talk about having a high opinion of herself.

ballsymchugh

macmurchu wrote: »

She held her 30th party on the MV Cill Airne in 2005/2006. Fact.

i had a feeling it was when she was in college for the second time, so that sounds about right. botox must slow time as well as (badly slowing) aging..

LH Pathe

Why does the media tend to precede the names of these vacuous wannabe's as "the beautiful.." where it's not a grump section.

Macari looks like rocky balboa having gone 13 rounds w/ herself

cofy

JONJO THE MISER wrote: »

Two of them on Midweek on TV3 now fighting:rolleyes:

Thought Dr. Botox announcing herself as a lady was hillarious given the language she used to describe Michael Doherty on camera. I am not a fan of the man myself, but I am starting to think that they would be a perfect match for each other.

Daveysil15

This sort of thing is setting a bad example for young girls around the country. Things are bad enough as it is.

padd b1975

cofy wrote: »

Thought Dr. Botox announcing herself as a lady was hillarious given the language she used to describe Michael Doherty on camera. I am not a fan of the man myself, but I am starting to think that they would be a perfect match for each other.

Ahem!

Pantsface

Daveysil15 wrote: »

This sort of thing is setting a bad example for young girls around the country. Things are bad enough as it is.

How so? If young girls are silly enough to aspire to that shower, there is probably no hope for them anyway.

Galwayguy35

Danielle was on Brendan O Connor's show last night. She made no secret of the fact she doesn't like the rest of them but in fairness she is smarter than the rest of them as she is a qualified dentist and the others seem to just swan around the place doing nothing and getting handouts from their partners.

christmas2012

i wouldnt watch it there all a bunch of bitches just looking for notieriety so one day they can sell a perfume,i make a decision now not to watch these things,its just pointless,all the drama they stoke up for 'reality tv' is so fake..well most of it anyway
whats wrong with them anyway are they afraid to age?honestly..i think the botox is out of control on her face it looked so shiny it was wierd.anyway there is nothing that botox face can do about gravity maybe she should have done her degree on physics if she was really concerned about ageing..

Daveysil15

Pantsface wrote: »

How so? If young girls are silly enough to aspire to that shower, there is probably no hope for them anyway.

Don't underestimate the power of television and the media. A lot of girls go on and on about tallafornia. Some people think this is the proper way to act!

Pantsface

Daveysil15 wrote: »

Don't underestimate the power of television and the media. A lot of girls go on and on about tallafornia. Some people think this is the proper way to act!

I don't. I just have my doubts about The Dublin Housewives being seen as anything other than light weight reality crap. And anyone who sees it as anything else are probably a bit stupid.

Vicar in a tutu

Watched one episode of it. Yer one Virginia is so fake! Lisa is a simpleton. Danielle has to be the worst though. I liked the other two. :pac:

Daveysil15

Pantsface wrote: »

I don't. I just have my doubts about The Dublin Housewives being seen as anything other than light weight reality crap. And anyone who sees it as anything else are probably a bit stupid.

Don't underestimate the amount of stupid people out there.

Pantsface

Daveysil15 wrote: »

Don't underestimate the amount of stupid people out there.

I don't. Regardless of tv3 and it's Dub Housewives Show, they're still going to be stupid.

Cheeky_gal

I think Lisa is hilarious! Almost wet myself when she said "Sandycooooove!"

Apart from that the show was woeful and they were all such hoes

Daveysil15

That's true. But have women become less or more promiscuous since the recssion?

Defiler Of The Coffin

Why is this show called 'Dublin Housewives'? Two of them aren't married I wouldn't say Lisa Murphy does much housework with those finely manicured nails.

Pantsface

Daveysil15 wrote: »

That's true. But have women become less or more promiscuous since the recssion?

what?

2rkehij30qtza5

Good Lord. These women look like dodgy transvestites with too much makeup, 20 years older than their actual ages and over-botoxed. If they wanted to make a show like this, TV3 should have actually used stylish women that some of us might actually watch on tv..not these trailer trash!

cofy

padd b1975 wrote: »

Ahem!

When have I ever referred to myself as a lady?

grenache

I wouldn't be seen dead on ITV Ireland TV3. A rather superficial show about plastic people (in every sense) on a pathetic excuse for a television channel.

DonQuay1

ibarelycare wrote: »

http://www.tv3.ie/shows.php?request=dublinhousewives

Dublin Housewives Virginia Macari, Roz Flanagan, Lisa Murphy, Jo Jordan and Danielle Meagher are living the dream with handsome husbands, beautiful children, immaculate homes and a fabulous wardrobe. We get a glimpse into their lives as they shop and lunch their days away before spending their evenings sipping cocktails>
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Even more cringe-inducing stuff from TV3. I guess they have to fill the void until the next series of Tallfornia returns. Why are these people willing to open themselves up to so much hatred and ridicule by going on these shows?! Would you go on one of these shows or do you know anyone who has?

Correct me if I'm wrong but - four of these five non-entity y-celebs don't have a husband!??!!
Murphy couldn't get a hoofer with lots of dough to go through with it - so she's still single with the 'solicitor to the z-stars that are Irish gossip fodder'
Macari can't get the proginator of her offspring KASTE (Norwegian guy) to even pop the question ....
Jordan - it's been reported - is no longer with her husband .... perhaps something to do with all the millions that banks have got judgements against him for recently?
Meagher has a son ..... but no man - as she has had widely reported.
Flanagans man is evidently still in situ .... but then who really knows? Or cares?

Surely who ever writes the copy for the z-listers could have at least got a bit of the basic details right? Or am I asking too much of TV3??

DonQuay1

Brecken Tiny Dude wrote: »

Good Lord. These women look like dodgy transvestites with too much makeup, 20 years older than their actual ages and over-botoxed. If they wanted to make a show like this, TV3 should have actually used stylish women that some of us might actually watch on tv..not these trailer trash!

Trailer trash.

THE best description of those five ...