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  • 17-05-2012 3:35pm
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    MonkieSocks
    Registered Users Posts: 8,300 ✭✭✭


    So...The wife and I were in town shopping...

    And as we came out of a store, three girls aged between 18 and 20 walked by, wearing tiny cropped tops and short short skirts.

    One of them, a tall blonde, had really fantastic long, toned and tanned legs.

    I gently nudged my wife and said “I bet you wish you still had legs like that!”

    She got really upset with me.

    In fact, I could still hear her sobbing as I wheeled her up the ramp into the next store.
    ____________________________

    I can tell a lot about a woman just by looking at their hands.

    If they're around my throat, I know I've pissed on the toilet seat again.

    ____________________________

    I could hear the wife moaning about a wobbly shelf in the Kitchen, I soon fixed that.



    I turned the Telly up.

    =(:-) Me? I know who I am. I'm a dude playing a dude disguised as another dude (-:)=



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