R.I.P Mr Fish

darrcow

He died quickly and peacefully. there he was swimming round his bowl he then slowly turned upside down then one final flick of his tail then gone. the big question is how should i send him on his way to fishy heaven. flushing him down the toilet seems trashy.

hairyprincess

Will there be a wake? Or is the house private?

FatherLen

17-05-2012
Never forget.

Immaculate Pasta

A scenic resting plaice is a must :cool:

minidazzler

Weird, mine died the other day, then again it was forced on my by a buddy for a birthday present. She was called Goldie Hawn...

Zaph

Fire up the barbie and serve with a slice of lemon and a cold beer.

KeithM89_old

darrcow wrote: »

the big question is how should i send him on his way to fishy heaven. flushing him down the toilet seems trashy.

Tie him to a balloon

My name is URL

If you feed him to a cat he'll live forever.. 9 times

The King of Moo

May Cod have mercy on his sole.

LH Pathe

what?!! far as weathermen go, one of the greats. I'll be utterly devastated when mr Kettley goes too

Where To

The poor wee sole

RIP

TheBody

Avenge his death. Slay all Mr Fishs' enemies!!

DEFTLEFTHAND

Poor little scaley fella. Its always the good ones, goodnight fish.

My name is URL

There's no need for puns, I'm sure the OP is in pisces

mikemac1

The cat needs a snack

KeithM89

KeithM89 wrote: »

darrcow wrote: »

the big question is how should i send him on his way to fishy heaven. flushing him down the toilet seems trashy.

Tie him to a balloon

Great idea but make sure it's a helium one otherwise it's just a dead fish tied to a ballon on the floor rotting

Big Nasty

Celebrate, this party's over - I'm going home.

Kylo Ren

Send him to this address.

P Sherman
42 Wallaby Way
Sydney

mike65

Time for a sad song about loss by a Fish

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pQCu8Jp9iwM

LH Pathe

so lay him in his final resting plaice n top him off with mash. "Cremate" but do not incinerate..

bout an hour and a half at number 3.

3rdDegree

Put him in your freezer. Future medical science may be able to revive him. I still have my goldfish frozen from when I was a child.

I still miss him.

Chucken

darrcow wrote: »

He died quickly and peacefully. there he was swimming round his bowl he then slowly turned upside down then one final flick of his tail then gone. the big question is how should i send him on his way to fishy heaven. flushing him down the toilet seems trashy.

STOP!!!! He may not be dead

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20070425172957AAv5meS

minidazzler

I do believe this is the correct thread for this....don't watch if you have a soul...

mbur

Chucken wrote: »

STOP!!!! He may not be dead

Sure he's just sleeping with the fishes

Poor Uncle Tom

He just has a case of upsidedownitis, it's easily curable just turn the bowl up side down.

Daftendirekt

It doesn't manta what you do with your fish OP, just give it a nice final resting plaice.

castletownman

I thought this was going to be a thread on the untimely passing of former Charlton Athletic defender Mark Fish.

Instead it's full to the gills of puns relating to a goldfish dying

Fenian Army

Mine end up in a calpol box buried in the back garden

RobbingBandit

Troy McClure will look after him in heaven.

Poor Uncle Tom

RobbingBandit wrote: »

Troy McClure will look after him in heaven.

You might remember him from such epics as...

Bowled Over Guppy

or

Into the JAWS of kitty...

Cee-Jay-Cee

Get a 9v battery and connect it to its chest and revive him.

Jenroche

Viking Funeral.

thomasj

LH Pathe wrote: »

what?!! far as weathermen go, one of the greats. I'll be utterly devastated when mr Kettley goes too

Yes that was the first thing that came into my mind too!

Rented Mule

Jenroche wrote: »

Viking Funeral.

Straight into the deep fryer !!

puzzle factory

i found my fish dead this morning covered in bread crumbs, the gardai looked in to it for me, turns out he was battered to death.
yup

cranks

My dead fish ritual.

Gather the kids round.
Scoop up said dead fish into best gravy jug.
Transport solemnly to Water Closet.
Gather around a CLEAN toilet.
Bow heads.
MAke sure to use fishes name and say a few nice words - a fish eulogy. Invite kids to say a word or two.
A few moments silence.
One last look for everyone gathered.
Pour from jug to jacks.
Cover with TP
Who wants to flush?

GTDolanator

meh ive had two goldfish in the past,i gave them to the dog when they died,he loved them

Princess Peach

I killed a fish once when I was young. Put him in my bed cause the water in his tank was too cold.

J Cheever Loophole

darrcow wrote: »

He died quickly and peacefully. there he was swimming round his bowl he then slowly turned upside down then one final flick of his tail then gone. the big question is how should i send him on his way to fishy heaven. flushing him down the toilet seems trashy.

Serious coincidence - we had one died today - I'm going to try and replace him / her before the wee one notices. Very sad too - don't think it appropriate to laugh about it - any attempts at humour will only flounder!

earpiece

MCMLXXV wrote: »

Celebrate, this party's over - I'm going home.

That's very emotional.

dr.bollocko

Princess Peach wrote: »

I killed a fish once when I was young. Put him in my bed cause the water in his tank was too cold.

"Princess Peach? You said she was dead!"

"No, what I said is that she sleeps with the fishes.."

Spudmonkey

Anyone else think this was about Jerry Fish?

Rabidlamb

Something smells a bit funny about this.

Defiler Of The Coffin

Best get a tortoise next time, longer lifespan than yourself means no more traumatic events like this one (unless you lose it that is).

RIP to your erstwhile friend.

RobbingBandit

I thought this was a thread on menopause...

SafeSurfer

Those warnings on fly spray are completely accurate. Cover fish bowls or everything that swims is gonna die.

Spread

You could mix him in with some baby carrots and peas and serve him up to the unsuspecting guests.

Jammy Donut

5/17

A day when one innocent little fish lost his life, he may be gone but he shall live on in our hearts.

RIP little guy, you shall be missed. (Wipes away tear)

Stained Class

Zane Warm Visitor wrote: »

Great idea but make sure it's a helium one otherwise it's just a dead fish tied to a ballon on the floor rotting

Helium into the Jax then.

Job done.:cool:

looksee

Anyone notice that the ad at the bottom of the page is the Whiskers 'I like treats' kitty food ad?

Edit, well it was till I finished typing this...

kjl

I am truly sorry for you lots