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minor dumpable offenses

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  • #152
    Jesus Wept
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,243 ✭✭✭✭Jesus Wept


    lazygal wrote: »
    I dumped a guy because he drank milk with meals and referred to 'The Mammy'.

    It's milk, not breast milk. What on earth could be your problem?


  • #153
    blastman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,451 ✭✭✭blastman


    link_2007 wrote: »
    My girlfriend took food off my plate once while I was eating.

    She's lucky I didnt take her ****ing fingers

    JOEY DOESN'T SHARE FOOD!!


  • #154
    Martyn1989
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,561 ✭✭✭Martyn1989


    Deleted User wrote: »
    Just went to the freezer and found my boyfriend has eaten my entire, unopened tub of Ben & Jerry's. I wouldn't care, cept it's 3am and I want icecream now and there isn't any. I didn't show him that I'm angry, I said it's ok, but I am RAGING.

    What are those minor, meaningless offenses that make you want to kill/dump your OH?

    *awaits "toilet seat" whinging. It's a toilet seat. Put it down yourself. He stole my icecream. Unbelievably worse.

    I think you need this


  • #155
    boomkatalog
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,598 ✭✭✭boomkatalog


    yore wrote: »
    Freakishly small hands and feet eh? Did it take you a few dates to get a good look at his small hands and feet? You can't blame the size of the sausage roll if it's O'Connell St. that you're trying to lob it down up and down.

    I said hands and feet. Not penis. I was 14 for Christs sake. We only met up a couple times in that space of time.

    When you assume you make a tit of yourself.


  • #156
    Nothingbetter2d
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,037 ✭✭✭Nothingbetter2d


    vibe666 wrote: »
    who said anything about it being me? :pac:

    you sounded like you were speaking from experience ;)


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  • #157
    AskMyChocolate
    Registered Users Posts: 2,312 ✭✭✭AskMyChocolate


    Deleted User wrote: »
    Yeah, the thread was in jest really, I wasn't annoyed so much as 1) really surprised, first time he's ever done something like this; 2) amused because of 1, and he was being so unrepentant it gave me a laugh, and 3) it's just one of those things you will read in women's forums and magazines... "He doesn't respect me, wah wah!"

    I said I was raging, I wasn't really, I was laughing a lot, but I still was a bit peeved that there wasn't anything sweet to eat in the house![/QUOTE]



    Not having a jar of raspberry jam in the house, to deal with just this sort of unforeseen emergency, is, quite frankly a schoolboy error...

    .... and IMHO a dumpable offence.


  • #158
    vibe666
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,016 ✭✭✭✭vibe666


    Nothingbetter2d wrote: »
    you sounded like you were speaking from experience ;)
    and who said I wasn't? :pac:

    i just said it wasn't me. ;)


  • #159
    bnt
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,037 ✭✭✭✭bnt


    Well, a leftover bog-blocker that requires the use of a coathanger is the very definition of a dumpable offence, if you ask me. :o

    Another thing that annoys me is the assumption. I've known people who assume that their way of doing things is the only way, and if you do something differently, you're just wrong. One girlfriend-that-wasn't would just stop and look at me if I said or did something that wasn't immediately obvious to her. As if I was supposed to know exactly what she would do, without being told, and do things her way just because, well, it was her way, and she was always right. She had no instinct for learning from others, so she expected everyone else to be just like her. Too much hard work. :rolleyes:

    Death has this much to be said for it:
    You don’t have to get out of bed for it.
    Wherever you happen to be
    They bring it to you—free.

    — Kingsley Amis



  • #160
    Out Of The Night
    Closed Accounts Posts: 74 ✭✭Out Of The Night


    This thread is great craic altogether. I briefly dated a man who loved his dog so much he slept with him. Ick. Back to the the mammy and daddy thing. I notice if I'm referring to my parents to someone I don't know, or Mam's doctor for example I say mam and dad. But when talking to friends and family I refer to them as mammy and daddy. Also too them. Ah I'm their only one and I'm lucky to have them. (slightly off topic there).


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