Worst name you've heard.

Ledger

mattjack wrote: »

Brian O'Sebastian ?

Nah, Sebastian O'Sebastian :pac:

wexie

Andrew Peacock.....


http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/95505/You-called-me-what.html

Fbjm

Pat McGee. Yep.

SerialComplaint

MrShine wrote: »

I also used to know a lad called Patrick Fitzpatrick.

I knew a Patrick Kilpatrick, who became Paddy Kilpaddy. And then there was little Justin Casey. I worked with a Ken Dover, who had a brother called Ben.

rosco12

once heard a young mother in the checkout queue in front of me call her two kids beyonce and shakira

I know a 13 year old called Rianna. She was obviously born before the raise to fame of the pop star with the same name but people still assume she was named after her.

She actually got to meet Rihanna after a gig here which I thought was cool.

HalloweenJack

weemcd wrote: »

Lad at my primary school was called Shane McShane.... his brother? Dwayne McShane, I'm not even messing. Parents obviously retards.

Or just master trolls?

Micky Dolenz

The footballing Neville brothers father is called Neville Neville.

darragh16

Fanny Chmelar, a German Skier.

Bradley Walsh's reaction is brilliant...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nmwGFX5pgXw

Lapin

Walking past Herbert Park near the RDS one day I heard a D4 Mum call after her 5(ish) year son in that drawny accent that made her sound like she was going to break down in tears.

"Please Pateo, don't walk too near the edge of the footpath".

In any other part of the country an Irish boy called pateo would get the unmerciful piss ripped out of him, but I guess in the heart of Dublin 4 the kid probably blends in with the rest.

admiralofthefleet

Deleted User wrote: »

I know a 13 year old called Rianna. She was obviously born before the raise to fame of the pop star with the same name but people still assume she was named after her.

She actually got to meet Rihanna after a gig here which I thought was cool.

likewise. ive a distant relation called Britney who was born before the spears one appeared. she got terrible slagging

Defiler Of The Coffin

I used to have a lecturer named Michael Jackson

senorwipesalot

Gay Burns.

Some lube is order there sailor.

celticcrash

Ben Dover

don ramo

that 9 year old that signed for real madrid john joe patrick finn, not to odd about the name but

BBDBB

A little girl (aged about 7) called Chardonay

newmug

Greentopia wrote: »

Dick Power-I have a cousin named that.
Or maybe it's an awesome name if you're a guy??

Nah, most "dicks" I know call themselves Richie. I suppose what might be a strange name here might be normal enough in America and vice versa though.

al28283

Jimmy James or Willie Goodbody

ElleEm

Bernie Bernie.

bazza1

Worked in Germany with a Herr Kuntz! Met his brother in a bar and I kept thinking, " What a pair of ....." I still laugh! :D

forfuxsake

don ramo wrote: »

that 9 year old that signed for real madrid john joe patrick finn, not to odd about the name but

I don't understand.

MadYaker

Eileen Dover

Jonathanbell

Eva Windybottom

St.Spodo

Clit Power.

kevohmsford

Peter Ian Staker

TheGimp

Randy Lump. I'm deadly serious.

Also there is a bird on Newstalk (I think) called Juliet Gash. :pac:

Owen_S

Troika

aaronjumper

Not sure if already mentioned but: Leshandra.

What are the parents taking to make them think this would be a good name, I'll never know.

Also Norbert.

hairyprincess

I know a guy called Cormac Mc Cormack. And another called Cathal Mc Cahill

Know a woman called Sundy as well.

mosi

Heard of a teacher who had a little boy in her class called MacJesus

hairyprincess

aaronjumper wrote: »

Not sure if already mentioned but: Leshandra.

What are the parents taking to make them think this would be a good name, I'll never know.

Also Norbert.

I bet that child was conceived in Killeshandra, Co. Cavan!

superluck

I've seen a lot of ridiculous names but can only remember the easiest ones.

I'll only name one though -- Benson Benson
What on earth his mother was thinking at the time I don't know.

Rhys Essien

Ed Balls - British MP/Minister
David Goodwillie - Scottish soccer player
Goodluck Jonathan - former President of Nigeria.

byronbay2

The wife used to work with 2 people, married to each other, whose names (coincidentally, I hasten to add, they were not related!) both happened to be McCarthy. They had a child and the mother insisted that its surname be McCarthy-McCarthy - now that's a real feminist!!

some random drunk

I've heard of/know these people:

Jean Keane
Neil O'Neill
Brian O'Brien
Annette Curtain (spelling? Already mentioned on this thread, so I guess it's the same person)
Annette Salmon
Storm Piper

All Irish people.

Carter P Fly

I Know a Pat Mc Gee (someone already mentioned her!)

A swimming teacher my mam was aquainted with was called Dick Horan (obvious lead in there ....)

I knew a guy in school called Paul Enis

Shoelaces

I knew an American called Britain Flowers.

Pubert Francis is also pretty bad.

Sappa

Clamidia

token101

One of the neighbours has a kid called Destiny, shortened to Dez.

Pottler

No idea why, but "Connor" grates with me - every time I hear a parent call out for their "Connor", I think of it as a description, not a name. I now call all annoying kids "connors". The sooner eveyone starts doing the same, the better.

guinang

Was on holiday once and met a lad named freddie Christmas. Thought his name was unusual until he told me his mothers name was Mary. Thought he was taking the mick but got it confirmed with his girlfriend later that evening.

Signing chrimbo cards must have been a nightmare....

RobbingBandit

Bertie Ahern. Enda Kenny. Mary Harney.

polladdy

We have these 2 names on our phone list at work
James Weadick
Richard Large.
What made is worse was that they were listed by surname first

Cailleachdubh

Ita Leech.

Oh and my friend had a housemate in England called Candida (she insisted on being called Candy though. Not sure which is worse).

FionnRua

I always remember at the height of the popularity of Dallas being at a St pats v shells match and at half time hearing a guy( father I presumed) calling very loudly to SueEllen. Always makes me smile

amtw

FionnRua wrote: »

I always remember at the height of the popularity of Dallas being at a St pats v shells match and at half time hearing a guy( father I presumed) calling very loudly to SueEllen. Always makes me smile

A friend of mine had a baby in the Rotunda hospital back in the 80's. There was a young mother in the bed opposite her who had called her new twins "JR and Sue Ellen".

hairyslug

A friend named his son jack, his surname is daniel, one of the wifes friends trusted her husband to go to the registry office by himself, poor kid is now called danger

girl2

Hannah Montana McDonagh.

That is not a joke.

Ellis Dee

There are quite a few people called Ramsbottom living in and around Portlaoise.

It sounds a bit like a male sheep's arse.:)

rainbowdrop

I'm sure I posted this on boards before, but my Dad was friends with a Scottish fella called Ronald McDonald............