Worst name you've heard.

Grayson

Some of the outsourcers in the Philippines that I work with have strange names. There was a girl called "Lovely Gay Ramos"

A lof of the customer service reps have official aliases. It happens quite a bit in call centers for those that aren't familiar. In my place the name always matches the initials. So a guy called John smith could be assigned the alias Joseph Saunders.

The was one guy I saw with the Alias Jonny Sidewinder. And a girl with the name Sasha Wendover

St.Spodo

St.Spodo wrote: »

Clit Power.

hmmm. i knew a father Clint Power one time. She must be having a go at him

yeahimhere

Met a french girl once called fanny which was enough for a little giggle.....till i heard her surname, constant. Fanny constant, what a name.

Smeggy

Dick Long

Also know someone with the first name Langer!

Big Nasty

Prosper Kickham
Lee Cooper (Jeans)
Neil Lyng (kneeling)

Gunslinger92

http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/imagebuzz/2008/9/19/22/c365b53db1af4f82a4b9bd3e1f18803e.jpg

McChubbin

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nmwGFX5pgXw

I nearly died laughing!

Pumpkinseeds

Neighbours of mine(won't mention name) called their child Calvin, his initials will be COCK. That'll be hard to live down at school, although they aren't big on sending their other kids to school on a regular basis.:D

vanillavanilla

I know of a priest called Fr. Dick Ling

cold case

Man U fans called their son Trafford!

JJJJNR

tyg

Demonical

I heard someone saying their childs name was Leonidas the other day and they weren't foreign..

Some of the celebrities have given their kids ridiculous names too...like the beckhams...brooklyn, romeo, cruz and harper..

vanillavanilla

Demonical wrote: »

I heard someone saying their childs name was Leonidas the other day and they weren't foreign..

that's nuts, pun intended

donegal_man

Ten worst names celebrities have given their children, at least according to my sister

1. Sparrow James Midnight Madden (Nicole Richie)
2. Spec Wildhorse (John Cougar Mellencamp)
3. Bronx Mowgli (Ashlee Simpson)
4. Kal-El Coppola (Nicolas Cage)
5. Buddy Bear Maurice (Jamie Oliver)
6. Moxie CrimeFighter (Penn Jillette)
7. Reignbeau (Ving Rhames)
8. Sage Moonblood (Sylvester Stallone)
9. Calico (Alice Cooper)
10. Jermajesty (Jermaine Jackson)

blacklilly

Nicholas McNicholas

swimming in a sea

Dimitri Crotchlickmeoff

blackbox

Gobnait - a traditional Irish name

Grayson

donegal_man wrote: »

Ten worst names celebrities have given their children, at least according to my sister

[*]Kal-El Coppola (Nicolas Cage)
[/LIST]

That is an EPIC name

holystungun9

Patrick Fitzalan and Alan Fitzpatrick.

_coinin_

Harry Barry.

Anita Lodge

Gbear

Some of the names of players in the NFL and the NBA are ****ing atrocities.

D'Brickashaw Ferguson

Tayshaun Prince

There's loads of names that would be fine except they add "le", "la" or "de" in front of them like former Rangers forward, DeMarcus Beasely or a player in the NBA - LaMarcus Aldridge.

I'd love to have been a fly on the wall when their parents were choosing names.

mauzo

Gbear wrote: »

Some of the names of players in the NFL and the NBA are ****ing atrocities.

D'Brickashaw Ferguson

Tayshaun Prince

There's loads of names that would be fine except they add "le", "la" or "de" in front of them like former Rangers forward, DeMarcus Beasely or a player in the NBA - LaMarcus Aldridge.

I'd love to have been a fly on the wall when their parents were choosing names.

Oh I agree with you on the NBA, carmelo, kobe, lebron, eddy curry, shaquille, terrel, udonis, rashard, ..I mean honestly like!

EoghanIRL

I know a girl called Clare aware. I kid you not.

Den_M

There's a photographer called Dickon Whitehead...

honerbright

Had a neighbour as a kid whose last name was Goodwilly.

Also heard a mother calling her kid Tequila.

WatchWolf

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gaylord_Silly

Gaylord Silly.

irishbarb

A girl named Santana, Shakira, a little boy named Nikita.

The traveller's have some of the funniest names for their kids.

ElvisChrist6

irishbarb wrote: »

A girl named Santana, Shakira, a little boy named Nikita.

The traveller's have some of the funniest names for their kids.

Nikita is a normal enough Russian boy's name!

Galwayguy35

An aunt of mine is called Fanny, she is old so I suppose noone associated the name with the ladygarden back then.

tan11ie

Dick Horan...poor chap.

gaelicred

Chinese girl i know is called Penny Chew:D

ian87

Child's mother loved the name Chardonnay and loved the name Beyonce.. Couldn't choose between the two so combined then to call her daughter Chamonce

SusieBlue

Sam Vimes wrote: »

https://us.v-cdn.net/6034073/uploads/attachments/44959/205712.jpg

That's an Urban legend.

I know a Nicole Coleman. Wasn't there a Luke Lukas on XFactor a few years ago?

A neighbours child is called Katie-Katherine. They really did their research

Misspelled names bug me more than anything. Spelling Sophie as Sohfeigh doesn't make it more "unique", just makes parents look thick. :rolleyes:

irishbarb

ElvisChrist6 wrote: »

Nikita is a normal enough Russian boy's name!

Ya but not for a little traveller boy who's father was roaring out ''Nikitaaaaaa c'mere'' every couple of minutes

confuseddotcom

Shakira and Mariah. :rolleyes:

teddybear178

I dated a woman named E. She was the fifth of six children and her brothers and sisters were named A, B, C, D, and F. I saw the birth certificates that proved this.

cold case

cold case wrote: »

Man U fans called their son Trafford!

That man used to often take his wife up the old Stretford End

ITS_A_BADGER

This gentleman here

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a148/gammagoblin/williestrokeriu.jpg

teddybear178

teddybear178 wrote: »

I dated a woman named E. She was the fifth of six children and her brothers and sisters were named A, B, C, D, and F. I saw the birth certificates that proved this.

Was her surname Coli?

h2005

Sonobha Hoare grew up just down the road from me. WTF the parents were thinking I don`t know!

DesperateDan

Someone told me (in a comic book store) they knew someone who named their first born Optimus Prime. Cannot verify the authenticity of this but it made me chuckle.

twowheelsonly

Japanese guy at the Olympics..

https://p.twimg.com/Ay9ys2_CQAEwmnW.jpg

locum-motion

MCMLXXV wrote: »

Prosper Kickham...

I know him!!!

teddybear178

Deleted User wrote: »

Was her surname Coli?

It may have been. I ended up running after a while.

teddybear178

DesperateDan wrote: »

Someone told me (in a comic book store) they knew someone who named their first born Optimus Prime. Cannot verify the authenticity of this but it made me chuckle.

good chance that Comic Book Guy's genes shan't be passed on...

retalivity

Frank Zappa gave his kids some weird names:
Dweezil Zappa,
Ahmet Zappa,
Diva Thin Muffin Pigeen Zappa &
Moon Unit Zappa.

Drugs may have been involved.

Not met anyone with a really strange name that i remember. The girlfriend of a friend is called Kim Jong-Un though...

teddybear178

retalivity wrote: »

The girlfriend of a friend is called Kim Jong-Un though...

The former ruler of North Korea? :eek: LOL

retalivity

teddybear178 wrote: »

The former ruler of North Korea? :eek: LOL

Current.

Cookie_Monster

Ulick Cox and Eta Cox

I know their son

Osmosis Jones

Jon Jo Shelvey.