Worst name you've heard.

Madame K

A friend told me of a graduate advisor she had by the name of Rankin Cooter.

Parshall Bush (a former boss)
Richard Finger (my old dentist)

dave3004

BORT !

Sar_Bear

I know someone who named their child Beckham :rolleyes:

ITS_A_BADGER

dave3004 wrote: »

BORT !

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mDiPlHkbxco&feature=player_detailpage#t=7s

chuckster

I worked with an Irish guy one summer in Canada called Ivor Ashe. It never got old!

teddybear178

There is a musician named Ry Cooder. Kind of strange.

Gbear

teddybear178 wrote: »

There is a musician named Ry Cooder. Kind of strange.

Ry is short for Ryland, but yeah... Cooder.


I knew a Dermot McDermot once.

Not strictly speaking a weird name but there was an Irish blues musician called Dermot Byrne going on stage at the international blues challenge in Memphis TN, the announcer man assumed his name was "Byron Dermont".

MonkeyTennis

I know a Joanna Hand

Legislator

Mike Hunt

studiorat

Went to school with a Rolf Harris and a Brien O'Brien.

There's a chap who used to work for Sony in Switzerland called, wait for it...

Helmut Arsparter - I **** you not!

neil_hosey

A friend growing up was called michael hunt.

one of my fathers friends was called gregory shakeshaft..


My sister works in sales in ibm, and had a client called Mr. Smallmickey, he was american

FutureGuy

Canada.

I'm sorry, I'm not doing that one justice.

Location: Supermacs, Limerick City
Time: Approximately 1750
Date: Late July 2010
Suspect: 23 y.o. female
Attire: Pink tracksuit, pink polkadot pyjamas, white slippers
Marital Status: Unknown

Name of female child: Canada
Pronunciation: CAAAA-NNNAAAA-DAAAAAAAAAA
Decibel level 105dB
Other children: Ashton (ASSSS-TAAAANNN)

HowAreWe

Dick O'toole

ruthloss

Cormack McCormack

RayCon

retalivity wrote: »

Frank Zappa gave his kids some weird names:
Dweezil Zappa,
Ahmet Zappa,
Diva Thin Muffin Pigeen Zappa &
Moon Unit Zappa.

Drugs may have been involved.
..

For the record - Frank was Anti-Drugs.

Defiler Of The Coffin

Email I received years ago - somewhat related (tenuous I know) to the topic...

Many colleges and business's tend to strip the last name down to 6
characters and add the first and last initial to either the beginning
or end to make up an E-Mail address. For example, Mary L. Ferguson =
mlfergus or fergusml. They are just now beginning to realize the
problems that may happen when you have a large and diverse pool of
people to choose from. Add to that a large database of company/college
acronyms and you have some very funny addresses. Probably not funny to
the individual involved, however:

TOP TEN Actual E-mail Addresses
===============================

10. Hellen Thomas Eatons (Duke University) - eatonsht@dku.edu

9. Martha Elizibeth Cummins (Fresno University) - cumminme@fu.edu

8. George David Blowmer (Drop Front Drawers & Cabinets Inc.) -
blowmegd@dropdrawers.com

7. Mary Ellen Dickinson (Indiana University of Pennsylvania) - dickinme@iup.edu

6. Francis Kevin Kissinger (Las Verdes University) - kissinfk@lvu.edu

5. Barbara Joan Beeranger (Myplace Home Decorating) - beeranbj@myplace.com

4. Amanda Sue Pickering (Purdue University) - aspicker@pu.edu

3. Ida Beatrice Ballinger (Ball State University) - ibballin@bsu.edu

2. Bradley Thomas Kissering (Brady Electrical, Northern Division,
Overton Canada) - btkisser@bendover.com

1. Isabelle Haydon Adcock (Toys "R" Us) - ihadcock@tru.com

LandoCalrissian

Irish Olympian

C. Magee

robocrop

Fanny Smeller has to be the worst I've heard.
she's a german skier, hot & oh yes I would smell the fanny off her

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nmwGFX5pgXw

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nmwGFX5pgXw

What have I won ??

Omackeral

I was at the post office last week and it was jammers. A few spots up from me was a Nigerian woman who had a little boy with her. Himself and a few other children were running amok around the place (kids being kids) and she finally snapped and shouted at the top of her voice in a heavy accent.

''Marvellous, come here at once you wicked, wicked child!!''







....wait that's not the worst name I've ever heard. It's hands down the best.

allprops

I was in M&S in Cork last Wednesday and I heard a woman shout in a strong cork accent "anakin, c'mere I wancha!".

robocrop

Omackeral wrote: »

I was at the post office last week and it was jammers. A few spots up from me was a Nigerian woman who had a little boy with her. Himself and a few other children were running amok around the place (kids being kids) and she finally snapped and shouted at the top of her voice in a heavy accent.

''Marvellous, come here at once you wicked, wicked child!!''







....wait that's not the worst name I've ever heard. It's hands down the best.

you obviously did not see Fanny Schemellar above ^^

Useful.Idiot

Joanna Ryder. Yes please.

Lollipops23

The Africans love adjectives for their kids- some of the ones I've come across in my old job have been amazing (Amazing being one of them).

There's been Godspower,Godswill,Wonderful,Precious and many others I can't think of now.

I remember a very young mother a couple of years ago screeching for "Si-ennnnaaaaaaa" to come back here.......

A mate of mine works in a children's hospital, she's heard some amazing ones.

Ben D Bus

I've searched the thread and nobody has mentioned Willie Stroker yet?

http://www.collegehumor.com/picture/57243

And what about Ginger Minge? I have a URL (with picture!) for her somewhere too. Let me see if I can find it.

dazberry

Will Knott
Brian O'Brien
Fechin Raith
Conny (Constance)
Monty (Montgomery)

Leslie91

Kinda off topic but I know a family with 2 boys in it ie. full brothers.

The older one is Malcolm Floyd, he got to name his little brother and so the little brother was christened;

Malcom Floyd.

True.

i71jskz5xu42pb

Tiny Kox - Dutch MEP

Dick Pound - World Anti-Doping Agency

whatdoicare

Gaylord - as if kids don't have enough to deal with.

Omackeral

robocrop wrote: »

you obviously did not see Fanny Schemellar above ^^

I did see it. And I saw it yesterday when it was posted here also.

The Radiator

Tadgh

HowAreWe

Lollipops23 wrote: »

The Africans love adjectives for their kids- some of the ones I've come across in my old job have been amazing (Amazing being one of them).

There's been Godspower,Godswill,Wonderful,Precious and many others I can't think of now.

I remember a very young mother a couple of years ago screeching for "Si-ennnnaaaaaaa" to come back here.......

A mate of mine works in a children's hospital, she's heard some amazing ones.

There was an african fella in my class in 6th year called Hope... whenever there was a roll call and he was out someone would have to say "ah lads weve no hope!".

great craic. Pretty sure his sister is called Gift.

Miss Lockhart

Willie Watchorn is the only amusing one I know personally.

I also think the name Fachtna is dreadful.

flanders1979

Hank Wangford

Pdfile

i knew a girl called jewels... ( short for julia )

she was a money grabbing gold digging c***...

never ceased to amuse me.

meoklmrk91

HowAreWe wrote: »

There was an african fella in my class in 6th year called Hope... whenever there was a roll call and he was out someone would have to say "ah lads weve no hope!".

great craic. Pretty sure his sister is called Gift.

Lollipops23 wrote: »

The Africans love adjectives for their kids- some of the ones I've come across in my old job have been amazing (Amazing being one of them).

There's been Godspower,Godswill,Wonderful,Precious and many others I can't think of now.

I remember a very young mother a couple of years ago screeching for "Si-ennnnaaaaaaa" to come back here.......

A mate of mine works in a children's hospital, she's heard some amazing ones.

Ah this has just reminded me of something.

Years ago I was visiting family in England and my cousin came home from school upset, he said he was being bullied by a lad in his class. He was telling me about it but all I could think of was the name of the boy in question, I couldn't believe it, thought it was the cousins accent or something. So I asked him to repeat it, to spell it and then promptly burst into laughter.

The young fellas name was Success, and upon being told this I imagined rolling up to mcdonalds in a few years time and seeing your man behind the counter with his name tag reading Success. Really brightend up the cousin too when I told him what I was laughing it.

ITS_A_BADGER

ITS_A_BADGER wrote: »

This gentleman here

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a148/gammagoblin/williestrokeriu.jpg

Ben D Bus wrote: »

I've searched the thread and nobody has mentioned Willie Stroker yet?

http://www.collegehumor.com/picture/57243

And what about Ginger Minge? I have a URL (with picture!) for her somewhere too. Let me see if I can find it.

you didnt search hard enough my friend

Windy Sheppard Henderson.....there must be at least 4 of them

Monkeybonkers

My friend works with a German lady called Anel Blower.

Paddycrumlinman

A guy in work here is called David David!!

Why would his parents do that to him?

Fiolina

There's a builder in the Golden Pages called Willie Legget.

Ben D Bus

ITS_A_BADGER wrote: »

you didnt search hard enough my friend

Photobucket blocked in the office.

And I didn't want to search for Ginger Minge on the company PC either But here she is, bottom Right

http://www.generally-speaking.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/ginger-minge.JPG

Top row centre is quite a handle too! Even 3rd row, second pic! What a class

SerialComplaint

Ben D Bus wrote: »

And I didn't want to search for Ginger Minge on the company PC either But here she is, bottom Right

http://www.generally-speaking.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/ginger-minge.JPG

I wonder if Crystal and Ginger were good buddies?

messrs

read in a magazine recently about a couple in uk had their son during the jubilee and named their son Union Jack

also deal with a girl through work called Cherry Berry

bokkenspiel

Guy Landou

cgal093

Just about every fcuking kid that lives in my estate has a stupid fcuking name! Some examples, Kya, Kai, and RIHANNA!
wtf like...

Daveysil15

There's an American journalist called Willie Stroker.

A Chinese singer called Yung Thin Ho.

teddybear178

SerialComplaint wrote: »

I wonder if Crystal and Ginger were good buddies?

good friends with Mr. Breedlove.

the groutch

there used to be a professional boxer named Elvis Parsley

curehead

my neighbor has two sons wayne and john when they were kids
she used to come out to park and call them to come home,
shouting John..... Wayne your dinner is ready.

Goro

cgal093 wrote: »

Just about every fcuking kid that lives in my estate has a stupid fcuking name! Some examples, Kya, Kai, and RIHANNA!
wtf like...

I see Coolock hasn't changed so.