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Hmmmmm Papples

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  • #2
    Phoenix Park
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,643 ✭✭✭Phoenix Park


    Only two letters away from Nipple.

    Thats good enough for me.


  • #3
    Ficheall
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,034 ✭✭✭Ficheall


    But apple texture and skin is nicer... :confused:


  • #4
    Cunning Stunt
    Registered Users Posts: 1,292 ✭✭✭Cunning Stunt


    Did anyone else read the 'currently being referred to as T109' bit and instantly think of the Terminator movies..? I had a vision of thousands of little ''papples'' packing miniature machine guns :D

    No? I guess I am a nutcase then :)


  • #5
    chin_grin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,808 ✭✭✭✭chin_grin


    senorwipesalot wrote: »
    What next?
    Chicken Sausages?

    No, but Turkey sausages exist.

    If you can mince it and put it in a 'skin' it's a sausage.


  • #6
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    chin_grin wrote: »
    senorwipesalot wrote: »
    What next?
    Chicken Sausages?

    No, but Turkey sausages exist.

    If you can mince it and put it in a 'skin' it's a sausage.

    We're all just a bunch of walking sausages really.


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  • #7
    Princess Consuela Bananahammock
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 33,676 ✭✭✭✭Princess Consuela Bananahammock


    senorwipesalot wrote: »
    A new fruit hybrid known as a “papple” is set to be launched in the UK.

    The foodstuff - which is yet to have an unofficial name but is currently being referred to as T109 - is said to taste like an apple and have the texture and skin of a pear.


    Read more: http://www.breakingnews.ie/world/bizarre/how-you-like-them-papples-552069.html#ixzz1vJMsVXFr

    What next?
    Chicken Sausages?
    Tomacco?

    Wait until you try their T1000...

    Liquid friut under organic mass, it'll blow a hole in you.

    Everything I don't like is either woke or fascist - possibly both - pick one.



  • #8
    senorwipesalot
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,458 ✭✭✭senorwipesalot


    Hard to see them taking off in Moore Street
    "Theres yer banannas luv and a pound of T109s was it?"


  • #9
    mongdesade
    Closed Accounts Posts: 330 ✭✭mongdesade


    senorwipesalot wrote: »
    A new fruit hybrid known as a “papple” is set to be launched in the UK.

    The foodstuff - which is yet to have an unofficial name but is currently being referred to as T109 - is said to taste like an apple and have the texture and skin of a pear.


    Read more: http://www.breakingnews.ie/world/bizarre/how-you-like-them-papples-552069.html#ixzz1vJMsVXFr

    What next?
    Chicken Sausages?
    Tomacco?

    http://www.ballyfree.ie/range_rash4.html :D


  • #10
    chin_grin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,808 ✭✭✭✭chin_grin


    senorwipesalot wrote: »
    Hard to see them taking off in Moore Street
    "Theres yer banannas luv and a pound of T109s was it?"

    Seeing that they can only count to ten they'd probably call them

    "Tee ten noiiiiiins. Get yerrr teee ten noiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnss heeeyore".


  • #11
    mconigol
    Registered Users Posts: 1,583 ✭✭✭mconigol


    Cunning Stunt wrote: »
    Did anyone else read the 'currently being referred to as T109' bit and instantly think of the Terminator movies..? I had a vision of thousands of little ''papples'' packing miniature machine guns :D

    No? I guess I am a nutcase then :)

    No

    and

    Yes


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  • #12
    senorwipesalot
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,458 ✭✭✭senorwipesalot


    chin_grin wrote: »
    Seeing that they can only count to ten they'd probably call them

    "Tee ten noiiiiiins. Get yerrr teee ten noiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnss heeeyore".
    :D


  • #13
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 3,505 ✭ [Deleted User]


    chin_grin wrote: »
    Seeing that they can only count to ten they'd probably call them
    Yeah, I mean, it's not like they've been running a daily business for most of their lives without a till or anything. It's not like they ever use maths...


  • #14
    Fr_Dougal
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,166 ✭✭✭Fr_Dougal


    senorwipesalot wrote: »
    What next?
    Chicken Sausages?
    Tomacco?

    Spider-Baby. It's got the body of a spider, and the mind of a baby.


  • #15
    mconigol
    Registered Users Posts: 1,583 ✭✭✭mconigol


    Fr_Dougal wrote: »
    Spider-Baby. It's got the body of a spider, and the mind of a baby.

    They keep it in a pram.


  • #16
    hairyprincess
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,298 ✭✭✭hairyprincess


    I'm more of a spider pig fan


  • #17
    chin_grin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,808 ✭✭✭✭chin_grin


    true-or-false wrote: »
    Yeah, I mean, it's not like they've been running a daily business for most of their lives without a till or anything. It's not like they ever use maths...

    They call it "mats".


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