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I broke my bed

  • 19-05-2012 9:50pm
    #1
    hairyprincess
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,298 ✭✭✭


    I kinda jumped on it with one knee and I heard cracking and the mattress slumped :(

    Where am I going to get my beauty sleep tonight? :o


Comments

  • #2
    christmas2012
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 2,827 ✭✭✭christmas2012


    on the couch


  • #3
    galwayrush
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,815 ✭✭✭✭galwayrush


    That's a crap way to break a bed.. memorable for the wrong reasons.


  • #4
    BEASTERLY
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,789 ✭✭✭BEASTERLY


    hairyprincess wrote: »
    I kinda jumped on it with one knee and I heard cracking and the mattress slumped :(

    Where am I going to get my beauty sleep tonight?:o

    Here we have a not so thinly veiled 'look at me i lost my virginity' thread.


  • #5
    Daemos
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,645 ✭✭✭Daemos


    hairyprincess wrote: »
    I broke my bed
    That good, huh?


  • #6
    karaokeman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,328 ✭✭✭karaokeman


    Another cry for love thread, this time its serious.


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  • #7
    hairyprincess
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,298 ✭✭✭hairyprincess


    BEASTERLY wrote: »
    Here we have a not so thinly veiled 'look at me i lost my virginity' thread.

    lol, I have two kids, I think I lost it a while back :cool:


  • #8
    galwayrush
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,815 ✭✭✭✭galwayrush


    BEASTERLY wrote: »
    Here we have a not so thinly veiled 'look at me i lost my virginity' thread.

    More like almost lost it, leaping with one knee is too adventures for a beginner...:pac:


  • #9
    Defiler Of The Coffin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,117 ✭✭✭Defiler Of The Coffin


    hairyprincess wrote: »
    I kinda jumped on it with one knee and I heard cracking and the mattress slumped :(

    Where am I going to get my beauty sleep tonight? :o

    You must have watched Ong Bak as an impressionable child


  • #10
    punk_one82
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,148 ✭✭✭punk_one82


    hairyprincess wrote: »
    Where am I going to get my beauty sleep tonight? :o

    I would suggest mine...but your username makes me reconsider.


  • #11
    johnayo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,718 ✭✭✭johnayo


    hairyprincess wrote: »
    I kinda jumped on it with one knee and I heard cracking and the mattress slumped :(

    Where am I going to get my beauty sleep tonight? :o

    Take down the bedroom door and place it under the matress;):D


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  • #12
    humbert
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,238 ✭✭✭humbert


    *Tries to imagine jumping with one knee....


  • #13
    Fromthetrees
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,846 ✭✭✭Fromthetrees


    If you can't lift it don't shift it. :rolleyes:

    Unless you're drunk obviously


  • #14
    themandan6611
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,628 ✭✭✭themandan6611


    is it your arse thats hairy ? if so not my bed


  • #15
    eth0
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,635 ✭✭✭eth0


    hairyprincess wrote: »
    I kinda jumped on it with one knee and I heard cracking and the mattress slumped :(

    Where am I going to get my beauty sleep tonight? :o


    There is a spare bed for you here. Sure I can put up with a random boardsie for one night.


  • #16
    monkeypants
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,386 ✭✭✭monkeypants


    Fix it?


  • #17
    Rabies
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,258 ✭✭✭✭Rabies


    hairyprincess wrote: »
    I kinda jumped on it with one knee and I heard cracking and the mattress slumped :(

    Where am I going to get my beauty sleep tonight? :o

    kitchen?
    Why move room?


  • #18
    rusty_racer94
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 866 ✭✭✭rusty_racer94


    Looking at your username, things like this don't surprise me.


  • #19
    Defiler Of The Coffin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,117 ✭✭✭Defiler Of The Coffin


    punk_one82 wrote: »
    I would suggest mine...but your username makes me reconsider.
    themandan6611 wrote: »
    is it your arse thats hairy ? if so not my bed
    rusty_racer94 wrote: »
    Looking at your username, things like this don't surprise me.

    I've never seen a user take such slagging over her username. It goes on in every thread she posts in. Poor hairyprincess :(

    Are you really that hairy?


  • #20
    hairyprincess
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,298 ✭✭✭hairyprincess


    Defiler Of The Coffin wrote: »
    I've never seen a user take such slagging over her username. It goes on in every thread she posts in. Poor hairyprincess :(

    Are you really that hairy?

    Oh it happens in pretty much every thread on AH. Thank you for your support though.

    Yes I am :o


  • #21
    Capt'n Midnight
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 92,624 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    hairyprincess wrote: »
    Oh it happens in pretty much every thread on AH. Thank you for your support though.

    Yes I am :o
    You could change it to 'baldpricess' or 'Alopecia'


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  • #22
    eth0
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,635 ✭✭✭eth0


    hairyprincess wrote: »
    Oh it happens in pretty much every thread on AH. Thank you for your support though.

    Yes I am :o

    Better than this unhairy fad that's been going on since the 70's ended


  • #23
    Battered Mars Bar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 672 ✭✭✭Battered Mars Bar


    hairyprincess wrote: »


    Oh it happens in pretty much every thread on AH. Thank you for your support though.

    Yes I am :o

    Pics or gtfo...actually no, just gtfo :)


  • #24
    christmas2012
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 2,827 ✭✭✭christmas2012


    buy a new mattress


  • #25
    Satts
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 818 ✭✭✭Satts


    Good on you hairyprincess, I always had a feeling you were a horny minx ;).


  • #26
    IM0
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,390 ✭✭✭IM0


    shouting at it usually fix's it for me


  • #27
    GLaDOS
    Moderators, Regional East Moderators Posts: 23,231 Mod ✭✭✭✭GLaDOS


    Prop it up with some cinderblocks

    Cake, and grief counseling, will be available at the conclusion of the test



  • #28
    IM0
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,390 ✭✭✭IM0


    ScienceNerd wrote: »
    Prop it up with some cinderblocks

    or put slices of ham on it?


  • #29
    southcentralts
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 833 ✭✭✭southcentralts


    do you not make your bed everyday hairyprincess?


  • #30
    CavanCrew
    Registered Users Posts: 337 ✭✭CavanCrew


    My bed broke 5 years ago,it was like a squeaky hammock, feel your painnn


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  • #31
    starbelgrade
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,739 ✭✭✭✭starbelgrade


    CavanCrew wrote: »
    My bed broke 5 years ago,it was like a squeaky hammock, feel your painnn

    That's not how you spell 'panini'.


  • #32
    sgb
    Registered Users Posts: 770 ✭✭✭sgb


    [QUOTE=

    Where am I going to get my beauty sleep tonight? :o[/QUOTE]

    Under me


  • #33
    saa
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,194 ✭✭✭saa


    I stood on my bed before and that happened (in a house share :o) when I moved in, for the six months I lived there I just put a pile of books under the broken side panel then when I moved out I glue it back, carefully leaning one plank on the other so it stays up.

    The next sucker who moved in will break the bed, maybe its an endless cycle and I was also had.


  • #34
    MrFrisp
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,244 ✭✭✭MrFrisp


    hairyprincess wrote: »
    I kinda jumped on it with one knee and I heard cracking and the mattress slumped :(

    Where am I going to get my beauty sleep tonight? :o



    My house...

    We have a King Size........Plenty room..

    ;)





    .


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