getting married on the 21st of october, need help.

puzzle factory

as the title says, ive takin the plunge, was in michael guinleys today and got a 3 pice suit for €12 and it got me thinking, 28 now no time left to spare.
anyways the help i need is finding some one to marry me, im after telling ever one so really need to find a woman thats free from the 20th to the 23rd, was thinking about heading to the sunny south east for the honny moon, im really gona splurge out, all inclusive b and b overlooking a strawberry field.

btard

Don't do it OP.

Battered Mars Bar

Yea naked camera done this gag before. Wasn't funny then but it's hilarious now, congrats OP.

mikemac1

mail order Russian bride?

krudler

puzzle factory wrote: »

as the title says, ive takin the plunge, was in michael guinleys today and got a 3 pice suit for €12 and it got me thinking, 28 now no time left to spare.
anyways the help i need is finding some one to marry me, im after telling ever one so really need to find a woman thats free from the 20th to the 23rd, was thinking about heading to the sunny south east for the honny moon, im really gona splurge out, all inclusive b and b overlooking a strawberry field.

that happens if you dont **** occasionally.

Sir Digby Chicken Caesar

drew carey?

Ronin247

FYI.....If you are in the Kingdom it is customary for the bride to be a close relative or a sheep.

christmas2012

speed dating?always a winner..

puzzle factory

Ronin247 wrote: »

FYI.....If you are in the Kingdom it is customary for the bride to be a close relative or a sheep.

i actually am, hence my attraction to overweight, white, curly haired women i guess.

Pushtrak

OP, I'd recommend going and looking in an education based forum here at boards. If the idea that a significant other is "your other half" then your particular significant other could be literate. Godspeed, OP.

puzzle factory

Battered Mars Bar wrote: »

Yea naked camera done this gag before. Wasn't funny then but it's hilarious now, congrats OP.

as bad as things get, i still havent lowerened myself to watching rtes idea of funny

Scioch

Long weekend in Wexford with a guy in a €12 suit. You might have some luck on a halting site ?

puzzle factory

christmas2012 wrote: »

speed dating?always a winner..

havent tried that yet, did the online thing and got a message from a man in a frock dow.

Phill Ewinn

Getting deported OP?

puzzle factory

LordSmeg wrote: »

Long weekend in Wexford with a guy in a €12 suit. You might have some luck on a halting site ?

i wish but i left the pan on and burned the house down to the back axel so its gona be a small b and b.

puzzle factory

Phill Ewinn wrote: »

Getting deported OP?[/QUOT im a fraid knot, born and raised in the kingdom.

Battered Mars Bar

puzzle factory wrote: »

as bad as things get, i still havent lowerened myself to watching rtes idea of funny

In that case I recommend you get a copy of Kilnaskully as a treat for yourself and the missus when you find her.

puzzle factory

Battered Mars Bar wrote: »

In that case I recommend you get a copy of Kilnaskully as a treat for yourself and the missus when you find her.

actually i seen the start of that show, thats wan rapid 35x be a nate job for hitting mass in the morning, saying that dow, tid probly knock the head off my cone on the crusie home, super speed and all that.

Jesus Shaves

puzzle factory wrote: »

actually i seen the start of that show, thats wan rapid 35x be a nate job for hitting mass in the morning, saying that dow, tid probly knock the head off my cone on the crusie home, super speed and all that.

Stop raping my eyes

Battered Mars Bar

puzzle factory wrote: »

actually i seen the start of that show, thats wan rapid 35x be a nate job for hitting mass in the morning, saying that dow, tid probly knock the head off my cone on the crusie home, super speed and all that.

I see you're fluent in culchie. In that case... say shays some yoke for tipping round alright won't want be drawin doe midges bay basterin yokes when your floored out, scraping em off your rashers with a shovel so you would

puzzle factory

Battered Mars Bar wrote: »

I see you're fluent in culchie. In that case... say shays some yoke for tipping round alright won't want be drawin doe midges bay basterin yokes when your floored out, scraping em off your rashers with a shovel so you would

are you pugesy ryan from irelands own?

puzzle factory

puzzle factory wrote: »

are you pugesy ryan from irelands own?

i say that because i have deciphered your message.woo thats wan ole pound on the way to me. lets both pray mags in the post office dnt get it first, sorry bout the delay, so much happening on boards an all that.

Battered Mars Bar

puzzle factory wrote: »

are you pugesy ryan from irelands own?

Yes I'am, it's a small country though so you had about 50/50 chance of getting that right.

sgb

There must be some tax advantage to getting married or why spend €12 on a suit

puzzle factory

sgb wrote: »

There must be some tax advantage to getting married or why spend €12 on a suit

dont i know, but there it was, hanging.
couldnt resit.

puzzle factory

darokane wrote: »

Stop raping my eyes

i hate to say this, but rape is the least of your worries:D

southcentralts

€12 for a suit, i'll bet you could also get a €12 wedding dress (glove puppet), but for which hand.