Bad ideas after the pub?

FanadMan

Just home from the local and was feeling peckish so thought I'd make cheese on toast. Took it straight from the grill to the gob and now have 2 blisters thanks to that molten stuff :mad:

Anyone else have stupid ideas after a few jars?

jive

Smash a pint glass off your mouth to pop the blisters, you'll thank me in the morning

krudler

texting exes, phones should come with a breathaliser.

hidinginthebush

Playing the Xbox... I could be asleep 4 hours by now!

More drink!

Spread

Abrakebabra

Zebra3

Being sensible.

yore

echo "$USER ma"

FearDark

Hookers.

somefeen

One night I decided I should make myself a full three course meal. By time I finished it was 7am and I had to be up for work so I had half an hour to eat my meal but it turned out I mistook the icecream for mashed spuds.
Icecream and gravy is surprisingly nice.

Jesus Shaves

somefeen wrote: »

One night I decided I should make myself a full three course meal. By time I finished it was 7am and I had to be up for work so I had half an hour to eat my meal but it turned out I mistook the icecream for mashed spuds.
Icecream and gravy is surprisingly nice.

I call BULL

darokane

darokane wrote: »

I call BULL

Moooooooo ?

SafeSurfer

Phoning adult chat lines.

meath4sam

Traffic cone on head followed by using it as a microphone followed by blocking road with them followed by guards arriving followed by cell for the nite.

Savage Tyrant

Kebabs.... Won't stay in one piece when you're sober... But after 8 pints you may aswell have had a fight with it.

holystungun9

FearDark wrote: »

Hookers.

I'll not have you speak ill of Hookers. :mad:

pragmatic1

Going on facebook. Very dangerous.

Dave!

Going to a casino. Lost 70 quid in about 25 minutes on Friday.

Never going again.

Old Tom

Posting on boards.ie
Then first thing next morning checking the "all posts" page to find out what heated debates I partook in.

(or PM'ing female boardsies I secretly fancy :P - nightmare!! )

Jogathon

Savage Tyrant wrote: »

Kebabs.... Won't stay in one piece when you're sober... But after 8 pints you may aswell have had a fight with it.

I love kebabs! But I've never had one sober.

El Horseboxo

Bathhouses. I'm a divil for the gay sex after a few scoops.

eyesquirm

El Horseboxo wrote: »

Bathhouses. I'm a divil for the gay sex after a few scoops.

My guess would be that you're a divil for it while sober too.


:pac:

Old Tom

Old Tom wrote: »

Posting on boards.ie
Then first thing next morning checking the "all posts" page to find out what heated debates I partook in.

(or PM'ing female boardsies I secretly fancy :P - nightmare!! )

The posting thing can be a nightmare and mods can still see anything you've deleted

Though you can't take back pms at all so that's definitely worse!

For me it's thinking it's a great idea to go back to a party and ending up only getting home at 9am. I did that yesterday and think I'm still a bit hungover

jester77

Back as a teen I grabbed a snack box and a portion of curry on the way home from the pub. It took about 30 mins to get home and the food was a bit cold. Parents had a stove and it was still nice and warm, so I put the snack box and tub of curry on top of it to warm up while I went for a leak. I return and test the chips and they were warm enough. I then lift the tub of curry to pour over the chips. The tub was made of some sort of polystyrene and the bottom had melted and stuck to the stove and as I lifted it the curry flowed out from under and all over the stove. I tried in vain to clean it up but the stove was too warm and a curry crust formed, the place stank for days!

Mickey Dazzler

Trying to perform autofellatio.

mikemac1

Stealing flashing lights, cones and whatever else the council left out

Some drunks turn into magpies when they see these as they stumble home, just have to take them

MrJoeSoap

Hailing a taxi police car in Australia with three other lads, at 5 in the morning after stealing a hotels freshly delivered bread. We must have had about 15 bags of bread. Somehow got away with it, they didn't even stop.

Walking home from town (a good 13km walk) through the Phoenix Park and being scared ****less by the deer running all over the place.

Giving all my remaining money to a homeless guy in town one night (could possibly have been the same night as above) and chatting to him for a while, then after he said "safe home" I replied "you too".

And so on...

Duggy747

Conducting an orchestra.

Good Lord, was my face red when they found I had tied up Ennio Morricone and left him in the janitor's closet.

kfallon

Walking a 'friend' home apparently!

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showpost.php?p=78789909&postcount=1

SEPT 23 1989

Trying to enter the house using a garden shears through a bathroom window rather than using the key to the front door which was unlocked:o

Nothingbetter2d

jester77 wrote: »

Back as a teen I grabbed a snack box and a portion of curry on the way home from the pub. It took about 30 mins to get home and the food was a bit cold. Parents had a stove and it was still nice and warm, so I put the snack box and tub of curry on top of it to warm up while I went for a leak. I return and test the chips and they were warm enough. I then lift the tub of curry to pour over the chips. The tub was made of some sort of polystyrene and the bottom had melted and stuck to the stove and as I lifted it the curry flowed out from under and all over the stove. I tried in vain to clean it up but the stove was too warm and a curry crust formed, the place stank for days!

lol fail

tan11ie

Jogathon wrote: »

I love kebabs! But I've never had one sober.

They only taste good when you're drunk!

ash23

Realising the bar is closed and announcing to everyone that you've loads of drink at your place and everyone is invited

karenjlwalker

Thinking a bucket on the head is an adequate disguise / change of clothing.

McCrack

The whopper ugly bird you have been talking to