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Things to do before you pop a sprog

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  • #102
    phill106
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,821 ✭✭✭phill106


    Go for a vajazlle, give the docs and nurses something to talk about!


  • #103
    Nothingbetter2d
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,037 ✭✭✭Nothingbetter2d


    phill106 wrote: »
    Go for a vajazlle, give the docs and nurses something to talk about!

    only if a person on jobsbridge does it for her


  • #104
    2 stroke
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,921 ✭✭✭2 stroke


    Lube up a bowling ball and practise.


  • #105
    stovelid
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,252 ✭✭✭✭stovelid


    flutterflye wrote: »
    :eek:

    You crazy?
    Sleep is not overrated!

    It might as well be - for the amount she'll be getting.


  • #106
    pabloh999
    Registered Users Posts: 516 ✭✭✭pabloh999


    Do absolutely NOTHING!!
    Snooze on the couch, watch a movie read a book
    Seriously your life of leisure is over, for a long long long time:D


  • #107
    aidancelica
    Registered Users Posts: 52 ✭✭aidancelica


    open your legs and scream from yhe top of your most painful voice:) get this mo fo outta me!!!


  • #108
    lazygal
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,644 ✭✭✭✭lazygal


    Sprog has popped. Haven't set up a boards account for her yet, should I?


  • #109
    dj jarvis
    Registered Users Posts: 3,485 ✭✭✭dj jarvis


    slightly off topic but..............
    just before my wife had our baby , we visted our gp
    she asked how soon can we have sex after birth?
    his answer was " a gentleman waits until the placenta has been removed "
    classy :D


  • #110
    Giselle
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,540 ✭✭✭Giselle


    lazygal wrote: »
    Sprog has popped. Haven't set up a boards account for her yet, should I?

    Congratulations Lazygal :) I hope mum and baby are happy and well.

    I'd lay off the boards account until she can type, so another six months or so :).


  • #111
    bob the bob
    Registered Users Posts: 179 ✭✭bob the bob


    Everything you ever wanted to do in the next 18 years.
    Parenthood is absolutely amazing but nothing can prepare you for the lack of time to do the things that you want to do.

    I wouldn't change a thing though. Father of 2 boys here.


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  • #112
    aaronjumper
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,128 ✭✭✭✭aaronjumper


    Stock up on boxes upon boxes of nappys. Or whatever nappys come in.


  • #113
    akura
    Closed Accounts Posts: 497 ✭✭akura


    Sprog has popped.
    Congratulations, may you pop many a Sprog in the future!


  • #114
    cbyrd
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,214 ✭✭✭cbyrd


    Ah jaysus .. you've only one baby to mind.. come back when you've hit 4 and it's starting to feel like work...

    Sleep cannot be saved up.. and it's surprising how quickly you get used to it.. and sure with only one you can sleep during the day when the baby does..it's not like you 6 dinners to cook and 2 arsés to keep clean and that doesn't include your own. . or debate the usefulness of nail polish remover on beige carpet with a hormonal 13 year old when the 2 year old has been in the make-up wardrobe. .

    Failing that go out speeding in the car and if you get stopped tell the guard you're in labour just to see if you get an escort to the hospital . .:D


  • #115
    starlit
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,348 ✭✭✭✭starlit


    I think what the OP is referring to is what to do before you have babies!!

    Like travel, see the world, have a life of your own for a while before babies come into the equation. Like go back to school, further study, get career off the ground and so on. Do and see things you wouldn't do when you have kids.


  • #116
    efb
    Closed Accounts Posts: 35,514 ✭✭✭✭efb


    Get a uterus


  • #117
    Nothingbetter2d
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,037 ✭✭✭Nothingbetter2d


    wear a condom or get the snip... then u wont have a sprog ;)


  • #118
    The Radiator
    Registered Users Posts: 629 ✭✭✭The Radiator


    I'm gonna make sure you child sees this thread and you grossly referring to childbirth as 'popping a sprog' when they grow up


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