The Online Dating Thread 3..**READ 1ST POST Oct 2012**

chocolatrose

Discodog wrote: »

For those that missed it last time the amazing documentary Tall Hot Blonde is being repeated. Don't let it put you off !

http://www.radiotimes.com/film/n8p84/talhotblond

Omg, that was some scary s**t! If that wouldn't put ya off internet dating I don't know what in the hell would haha

Discodog

chocolatrose wrote: »

Omg, that was some scary s**t! If that wouldn't put ya off internet dating I don't know what in the hell would haha

I put up the link because a lot of people missed it last time & not everyone can watch it online. It's still an amazing story

chocolatrose

Discodog wrote: »

I put up the link because a lot of people missed it last time & not everyone can watch it online. It's still an amazing story

It was good alright..some twist! Shocking stuff

MarkyTheLips

Now all we need is to find two boardsies to sign upto POF as marinesniper and talhotblond :pac:... Hilarity ensues

fat__tony

Evening Ladies and gents;

If possible, can one of you kind ladies on here have a quick peek at my profile and offer some tips/advice etc.

Im on match.com and after 12 emails sent with zero replies, I feel I need to change things up. Im getting shedloads of views but bugger all else.

I did get two emails from two girls that initiated first contact but unfortunately I wasn't attracted to them.

Thanks.

Panthro

Hi fat__tony,
Please have a look at the rules in the first post of this thread.
Cheers

(4) Your Online Dating Profile
Please do not ask for other boardsies to view your Online Dating Profile on thread. They clog up the thread and cause off topic discussion.
If you do wish for a certain poster to view your Online Dating Profile, please use the PM function and ask the poster you wish to view your profile if they would mind obliging.

fat__tony

Panthro wrote: »

Hi fat__tony,
Please have a look at the rules in the first post of this thread.
Cheers

Oops! my bad.

Sorry.

Northclare

11 women want to meet me lol

I'm a lucky man lol

Ankhyu

Well, I was stood up on Friday night. Eventually got an apology text with what could be a genuine reason but I'm not entirely sure what to make of it.
He's emigrating in a few days so it's time to forget about him now I reckon

Looks like I have another date sometime this week though

MarkyTheLips

Ankhyu wrote: »

Well, I was stood up on Friday night. Eventually got an apology text with what could be a genuine reason but I'm not entirely sure what to make of it.
He's emigrating in a few days so it's time to forget about him now I reckon

Looks like I have another date sometime this week though

I'd say he's up to his proverbials organising the nightmare of logistics, at least he had intended to see you before he went I'd take that as some sort of compliment lol.. New date an onlinesie?

Micky 32

Ankhyu wrote: »

Well, I was stood up on Friday night. Eventually got an apology text with what could be a genuine reason but I'm not entirely sure what to make of it.
He's emigrating in a few days so it's time to forget about him now I reckon

Looks like I have another date sometime this week though

A woman from the Westmeath area on POF stood a friend of mine up. he drove 30 miles to see her, no sign and no reply to his texts... charming:rolleyes:

I was a little annoyed, saw her online a few days later and messaged her telling her how rude she was standing my friend up. I said you could have at least let him know before he drove up. Her reply was " Don't message me again, i know people people and you will be sorted " LMAO:D

Northclare

P O P

Plenty of Possibilities

I have 21 now who want to meet me

I know it's a load of Shti

I can imagine a newcomer getting all those
notifications of who wants to meet them.

I'm back 2 days now and I'll give it a few more and delete my profile again.

chocolatrose

Well, got my first co*k pic today. Pretty sure it's the same doctor that messaged me before with pretty much the same message but a genuine photo of himself. This time he went all out though. That just brightened up my Sunday afternoon haha

THEZAPPA

Hi all,

I have decided to give internet dating a try again after a year off it.

So far I have gotten a lot of "u r a hottie" messages and now zilch!
I was talking to one guy last night for a while who has a lot in common with me, he added me to the "meet you" thing and sent me the first message but he never replied after a good while of messaging and yes he has been online today. He must think my music is really really awful

Anyway, if it keeps going like this I may delete it again after a few days. Except for okcupid. Another week with that one!

Snowie

What is the story with women and under wear ?

Pof especially ?

Larianne

Snowie wrote: »

What is the story with women and under wear ?

Pof especially ?

Same with guys in their underwear/barechested/showing their cock - just want attention.

MarkyTheLips

chocolatrose wrote: »

Well, got my first co*k pic today. Pretty sure it's the same doctor that messaged me before with pretty much the same message but a genuine photo of himself. This time he went all out though. That just brightened up my Sunday afternoon haha

Doc C*ck G.P. (Graphic Pictures).. He's not a gynaecologist but he'll take a look! :pac: So doctors and firemen are among the pervs out there good to know!

Snowie

Larianne wrote: »

Snowie wrote: »

What is the story with women and under wear ?

Pof especially ?

Same with guys in their underwear/barechested/showing their cock - just want attention.

I never showed mine to no one it stays locked up :pac:

It's sad tho some of these women are actually quite attractive

Daveysil15

Ankhyu wrote: »

He's emigrating in a few days so it's time to forget about him now I reckon

Why go on a date with someone who's emigrating in a few days? It seems kind of pointless.

Northclare wrote: »

P O P

Plenty of Possibilities

I have 21 now who want to meet me

And you're complaining? At least you have possibilities. It amazes me the amount of options some women have and yet its not good enough.

Larianne

Daveysil15 wrote: »

And you're complaining? At least you have possibilities. It amazes me the amount of options some women have and yet its not good enough.

Pretty sure northclare is a guy. No need to be negative about women. Pretty sure it effects both sexes.

chocolatrose

MarkyTheLips wrote: »

Doc C*ck G.P. (Graphic Pictures).. He's not a gynaecologist but he'll take a look! :pac: So doctors and firemen are among the pervs out there good to know!

And Solicitor's. Had one of those message me some obscenities too

Daveysil15 wrote: »

It amazes me the amount of options some women have and yet its not good enough.

Oh yeah plenty of options alright like the above, doesn't mean there the right options..not everyone wants to see a guy's c*ck before even getting their name.. I'm taking your not getting your share of women's crotches then:p

Daveysil15

chocolatrose wrote: »

Oh yeah plenty of options alright like the above, doesn't mean there the right options..not everyone wants to see a guy's c*ck before even getting their name.. I'm taking your not getting your share of women's crotches then:p

Is it not better than having no options at all though? Surely not all the men that message you are dic pic sharing morons?

chocolatrose

Daveysil15 wrote: »

Is it not better than having no options at all though? Surely not all the men that message you are dic pic sharing morons?

No not at all but majority have been timewasters, not being up front about what they're after which is mostly nsa'ers..I guess they're options alright but what good are they to me if it's not what I'm after..apparently wanting to date but nothing serious means something entirely different to the vast majority of lads on the site so far but I'm not going to tar all men with the same brush all the same

Northclare

Yes I'm a guy but not the most attractive guy but I do know the score with POF.

My profile is v honest and no frills lol

A big fluffy dog helps

sharper

Daveysil15 wrote: »

Is it not better than having no options at all though? Surely not all the men that message you are dic pic sharing morons?

I reckon if you got 10 "hows u lol" messages per day you wouldn't feel all that lucky.

It's easy to imagine how great it must be for someone getting a lot of attention, the reality is when you lose control of how much attention you get and from whom it doesn't matter much whether you're getting none or a lot, it all pretty much sucks.

chocolatrose

Believe it or not there are guys on it, have really good profiles, come across at first like they want to get to know you before bedding you, even have up looking for a relationship..shock horror.. then comes the "I'm looking for some nsa fun" line

Makes it hard to judge who is being honest and who is not. When I started on the site I didn't have much expectations (I have only been on about 3 or 4 weeks so it's not much)..it was all good but it's just made me a bit cynical as time has gone on

the_syco

Micky 32 wrote: »

Quite pretty and sexy too.

Have gotten into a bad habit of throwing the pictures into www.tineye.com to check if it's their photo, or one from a random *ahem* site, after one or two of the nicer ones turned out to be pictures from a random hardcore *ahem* site

=-=

Would having "Do NOT contact me for NSA" at the bottom of my profile be seen as egotistical, or would it ensure that when I have selected "I want to date, but nothing serious" means just that, and not something creepy?

Larianne

the_syco wrote: »

Would having "Do NOT contact me for NSA" at the bottom of my profile be seen as egotistical, or would it ensure that when I have selected "I want to date, but nothing serious" means just that, and not something creepy?

You'd be better off saying what you are looking for from the site I guess. Something like "Looking for someone who shares similar interests for dating and see how it goes" or something similar and with better wording! :pac:

MarkyTheLips

the_syco wrote: »

Have gotten into a bad habit of throwing the pictures into www.tineye.com to check if it's their photo, or one from a random *ahem* site, after one or two of the nicer ones turned out to be pictures from a random hardcore *ahem* site

=-=

Would having "Do NOT contact me for NSA" at the bottom of my profile be seen as egotistical, or would it ensure that when I have selected "I want to date, but nothing serious" means just that, and not something creepy?

Not looking for my soulmate or my h*le, mate! :pac:

Daveysil15

If guys are only looking for NSA they should join a swingers site, go dogging or just hire an escort. Leave the dating sites for dating. I've noticed that the only girls on dating sites looking for NSA are bisexual, and are only interested in women... and maybe the odd fella if he's hung like a donkey.