Junkies on the bus right now

thebostoncrab

So I'm here sitting on the Galway bus from Dublin and we have been joined by a lovely couple. We where asked if we could move forward so she could inject insulin for her diabities cause she "is shy". So now she is melting something, they are chatting about life outside of prison, where they can score something hard in Galway, drinking and being general scum.

What are my actual options here? Approaching the bus driver is too obvious, and I cannot blast them with piss and find somewhere to hide cause I can't fit in those spaces!

callaway92

haha Bus Wanker

The King of Moo

You could do nothing.

Micky Dolenz

Ask em for a hit. that will cure what ails ya.

IrishAm

Text a mate explaining the situation and ask him to call the Gardai to get them to meet you when the bus stops in Galway.

Let the junkballs experience the cells for a night.

Arciphel

Ah public transport you can't beat it. Pissy coffee, frozen sandwiches and lads injecting skag between their toes. Bus Eireann, going YOUR way!

tbh

thebostoncrab wrote: »

So I'm here sitting on the Galway bus from Dublin and we have been joined by a lovely couple. We where asked if we could move forward so she could inject insulin for her diabities cause she "is shy". So now she is melting something, they are chatting about life outside of prison, where they can score something hard in Galway, drinking and being general scum.

What are my actual options here? Approaching the bus driver is too obvious, and I cannot blast them with piss and find somewhere to hide cause I can't fit in those spaces!

I find the direct approach is best. Stare at them and ask, quite loudly "what the fcuk are you doing? Get off the bus or I'll ring the guards".

Let us know how it goes, I always wondered what would happen if I did that.

thebostoncrab

The King of Moo wrote: »

You could do nothing?

It's crossed my mind many a time but I have had to sit through this ****e too many times before. A long bus journey is bad enough without this kind of crap

forfuxsake

thebostoncrab wrote: »

So I'm here sitting on the Galway bus from Dublin and we have been joined by a lovely couple. We where asked if we could move forward so she could inject insulin for her diabities cause she "is shy". So now she is melting something, they are chatting about life outside of prison, where they can score something hard in Galway, drinking and being general scum.

What are my actual options here? Approaching the bus driver is too obvious, and I cannot blast them with piss and find somewhere to hide cause I can't fit in those spaces!

Good to see you can look beyond their addiction.

Arciphel

They'll be riding before you get to Enfield...

helimachoptor

Arciphel wrote: »

They'll be riding before you get to Enfield...

You know it

The Hill Billy

Having the 'Bus Junkie' beside you is a lot better than the 'Bus Sexual Predator'.

Issac

Holy for fúck sake! That's ridiculous. Depending on how out of it they get you may be able to get to the driver without them noticing. Otherwise do what was already suggested and get a friend to call the guards and have them meet you at the toll or in the next town you stop in. People talking loudly on the phone or playing music on a bus drives me mad; this would totally boil my blood!

humbert

I wonder when they are wasted could you convince them the next stop is theirs.

Abi

It wouldn't be public transport without a junkie, a drunk, a smelly weird man / woman talking to themselves, or a teenager playing music loudly from their phone.

Something you have to accept before you even buy your ticket, theres always a chance that you might being trying to get out the window mid journey.

chrismon

Go up to the driver at the next stop. Wont arouse as much attention.

Immaculate Pasta

Please tell me you're still leaning forward with your face on the seat on the seat in front of you with your phone out on boards

cloptrop

Leave them to it I say , its their bodies they are poisoning. Id hide that phone though theyd rob poo out your jacksy without ye noticing .
Make polite conversation and tell them you have back pain and ask for a few ponstan . Junkies always have a few ponstan.

Skylinehead

Abi wrote: »

It wouldn't be public transport without a junkie drunk smelly weird man teenager talking to themselves playing music loudly from their phone.

There's your average back of Dublin Bus guy right there.

MyPeopleDrankTheSoup

at least she gave ya warning and you could move, better than them just sitting beside ya and shooting up!

Odysseus

Just mind your own business and let them have their turn on in peace. If you are offended move seats, job done

Gummy Panda

Set them on fire

The King of Moo

Rehabilitate them.

Arciphel

They'll try and steal the bleedin' capillaries out of yer peep- holes!

biko

Talk to them, junkies are people too (just not for very long).

phasers

That's a good day on the 40. Count yourself lucky she's not screaming at her 5 drunk kids while simultaneously downing a can of Dutch Gold, injecting heroin and stabbing her fella cos he looked at another burd funny.

fran17

carefull now,those vermon probably carring every disease known to mankind

ciano1

Make a thread about it on Boards!

Battered Mars Bar

All you need now to complete your typical Bus Eireann journey is for an alco to board, he tries chatting up the junkies missus. Junkie lacks awareness to understand what's happening. Missus flirts with alco, junkie feels inferior, alco tells junkie he knows IRA people, junkie believes him and goes quiet, alco feels up missus, fight and hilarity ensues.

FloatingVoter

They're getting high politely, you're on Boards complaining. Have some consideration for the normal people on the bus.

PS. I'm two seats behind you and the buzz is wearing off - are you wearing a silly hat ?

leonidas83

hit them a slap, kick them in the head and then stick one of their needles up your arse

cloptrop

Record their conversation and put it up on the interweb.

AskMyChocolate

Steal their shoes.

MrMatisse

Stand up and start rapping loudly to Maniac 2000, when they join in quickly blast them with piss and run away

pics?

the_syco

And the politicians wonder why so many people buy cars...

Caseywhale

Is it this fella?

Is he sitting behind you?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vince_Li

starlit

Monkeys on the bus then!?:p

Gummy Panda

MrMatisse wrote: »

Stand up and start rapping loudly to Maniac 2000, when they join in quickly blast them with piss and run away

No no.. start rapping like these:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Go1bj_9-5b0

Odysseus

fran17 wrote: »

carefull now,those vermon probably carring every disease known to mankind

They only vermin seems to be you mate, are you at dis-ease or something?

Dangerous Man

If have something you can use as a weapon go back and kill them both.

csi vegas

Abi wrote: »

It wouldn't be public transport without a junkie, a drunk, a smelly weird man / woman talking to themselves, or a teenager playing music loudly from their phone.

So sadly unfortunately true sigh

Odysseus

Geniune responses please uless they are really good, why is wrong with addicts?

ColeTrain

Ask them how much for a spit shine.

AnonoBoy

Start preaching to them in Latin. Junkies love Latin!

Odysseus wrote: »

Geniune responses please uless they are really good, why is wrong with addicts?

I'm pretty sure this is After Hours. Why can't we just suggest nonsense as per normal?

golden lane

read a book...or something to take your mind off them....it is their life they are ruining..

suicide_circus

The King of Moo wrote: »

You could do nothing.

yep, cower in fear of the degenerate scum, it's the modern Irish way

AnonoBoy

suicide_circus wrote: »

yep, cower in fear of the degenerate scum, it's the modern Irish way

Well to be fair, they're not actually threatening him - just annoying the sh*te out of him.

I still think Latin is the way to go OP.

suicide_circus

the bus probably has a fire extinguisher on board. stun them by spraying them with the extinguisher and then use the butt of it to cave in their skulls. however this may make you more of a nuisance than the junkies themselves. your call OP.

Ted_YNWA

Battered Mars Bar wrote: »

All you need now to complete your typical Bus Eireann journey is for an alco to board, he tries chatting up the junkies missus. Junkie lacks awareness to understand what's happening. Missus flirts with alco, junkie feels inferior, alco tells junkie he knows IRA people, junkie believes him and goes quiet, alco feels up missus, fight and hilarity ensues.

i knew that flashback wasnt my imagination !!

IrishAm

Odysseus wrote: »

Geniune responses please uless they are really good, why is wrong with addicts?

Nothing.

Put what you want into your own body, once it doesnt negatively affect others.

Sitting near a junkie shooting up is an unpleasant experience. People tend not to like being in close proximity of a junkie with a blood(possible HIV) infused syringe.