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Cheapest way to get drunk?

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  • 21-05-2012 7:56pm
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    skoomi
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 169 ✭✭


    What's the cheapest way to get rat-arsed?

    Is it true that drinking beer with a straw gets you twice as drunk?

    Bear in mind, a naggin would only get me between merry and drunk. So any better ideas? I'd preferably like to spend as little money as possible. 8yoyos maximum.

    Any ideas?
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    FizzleSticks
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    [Deleted User]
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    Soak a tampon in vodka and jam it up your hole.


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    flutterflye
    Registered Users Posts: 3,538 ✭✭✭flutterflye


    Mouthwash.


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    daltonmd
    Registered Users Posts: 1,246 ✭✭✭daltonmd


    Deleted User wrote: »
    Soak a tampon in vodka and jam it up your hole.


    jesus - I thought the person who told me that was sad and depraved. I was thinking about it on the bus back from Dundrum....


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    chin_grin
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    Hand sanitiser.

    *I don't recommend actually doing this.


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    hairyprincess
    Registered Users Posts: 2,294 ✭✭✭hairyprincess


    A pint of snakebite through a straw, guaranteed to not remember a thing the next morning ;)


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    mattjack
    Registered Users Posts: 5,389 ✭✭✭mattjack


    Hand sanitiser 3 euro a litre, mix with fruit juice to taste.See ya Thursday.


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    Nodin
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    skoomi wrote: »
    What's the cheapest way to get rat-arsed?

    ....

    Have big knockers and a top or something that displays them to their best advantage.


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    chrisguy116
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    Beer with a straw gets you there faster but "getting pissed" is where the banter is !
    No1 likes that 1 lad that gets KO'd at like 8 o clock!


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    IrishAm
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    A naggin and three cans.

    Good luck in the morning.


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    Deus Ex Machina
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    4.99 in centra for a 750 ml bottle of white wine at 11.5%

    Neck that.


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    skoomi
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 169 ✭✭skoomi


    Deleted User wrote: »
    Soak a tampon in vodka and jam it up your hole.

    Don't tampons go soft when soaked in liquid? I'd have to poke it up with a pen or something.

    I'm thinking a 4euro bottle of wine and 4 cans of 4.8% beer might do me = 8yoyos.

    But can it be done for cheaper?


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    Where To
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,455 ✭✭✭Where To


    Walk into a bar topless.


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    danslevent
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    They sell 12.5% white wine in Tesco that costs four euro. Or a flagan of Tesco cider that is under four euro. Bad ole hangovers but cheap! The money you spend on painkillers in the morning might raise the price up though


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    CajunPenguin
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    skoomi wrote: »
    What's the cheapest way to get rat-arsed?

    Is it true that drinking beer with a straw gets you twice as drunk?

    Bear in mind, a naggin would only get me between merry and drunk. So any better ideas? I'd preferably like to spend as little money as possible. 8yoyos maximum.

    Any ideas?

    Poitín.


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    My name is URL
    Registered Users Posts: 25,068 ✭✭✭✭My name is URL


    You're not going to get much of anything if all you have to spend is yoyos.


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    galwayrush
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    Jagermesiter injected directly into an artery...


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    mattjack
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    skoomi wrote: »
    Don't tampons go soft when soaked in liquid? I'd have to poke it up with a pen or something.

    I'm thinking a 4euro bottle of wine and 4 cans of 4.8% beer might do me = 8yoyos.

    But can it be done for cheaper?
    Read the posts below.
    mattjack wrote: »
    Hand sanitiser 3 euro a litre, mix with fruit juice to taste.See ya Thursday.

    chin_grin wrote: »
    Hand sanitiser.

    *I don't recommend actually doing this    .


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    candy-gal1
    Registered Users Posts: 6,568 ✭✭✭candy-gal1


    Bottle of Piranha, just discovered this, tastes like frosties sweets :D, coke and wine mixed in :D


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    #21
    OneArt
    Registered Users Posts: 1,910 ✭✭✭OneArt


    Hitchhike to Germany/Spain and become a homeless wino. You can get pissed from the coins you collect on the ground.


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    [Deleted User]
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    skoomi wrote: »
    Don't tampons go soft when soaked in liquid? I'd have to poke it up with a pen or something.

    Nah, just use a vodka-soaked finger.


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    little swift
    Closed Accounts Posts: 90 ✭✭little swift


    8 cans of stonehouse and ya wont remember nott'n


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    #24
    inmyday
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    When I was a bum(student), the best was a bottle of Schooner Wine, 13.5%(could be even higher %, cant really remember). It doesnt taste nice, but with a bag of popcorn its grand to get down. Then youre ready for the night.

    In 2005/2006 it was €3.50 in tesco. Those were the days!

    Plus, when youre geeeyed, you can make classic gags like "The schooner the better we get some more gargle", and the laughs will flow like wine! ha

    I was such a loser back then, even more than now!


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    suicide_circus
    Registered Users Posts: 19,802 ✭✭✭✭suicide_circus


    Google: 2m2b

    ;) :pac:


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    chrismon
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    8 cans of Dutch as quick as possible would do it for me


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    Jester252
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    White spirits water down to 40%


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    earpiece
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    If you need help to get pissed cheaply, then really your just not qualified - I'm thinkin' it's probably past your bedtime anyway.


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    eternal
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 8,867 ✭✭✭eternal


    galwayrush wrote: »
    Jagermesiter injected directly into an artery...
    Remember the 'new craze' when youngsters started injecting cider. Back in the early ninties.


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    MadYaker
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    Deus Ex Machina wrote: »
    4.99 in centra for a 750 ml bottle of white wine at 11.5%

    Neck that.

    This^^

    Or if you don't want to remember anything bottle of tesco vodka €11.79 drink it straight and fast.


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    enviro
    Registered Users Posts: 1,291 ✭✭✭enviro


    The power hour, takes approx four cans... Druids Celtic cider (6%) would be recommended for the biggest "hit".


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