Cheapest way to get drunk?

AnonoBoy

Drinking through a straw doesn't get you any drunker than drinking the same amount normally.

It's just that you tend to drink quicker through a straw so you finish your drink quicker.

So you could just as easily say: "In order to get drunk quicker, drink quicker."

flutterflye

Someone once convinced me I should do a shot of vodka through my eye - I do not recommend this!

AnonoBoy

flutterflye wrote: »

Someone once convinced me I should do a shot of vodka through my eye - I do not recommend this!

It's pretty funny watching other people do it though.

I've seen people snort vodka. Makes your nose bleed pretty quick so it does.

FanadMan

eternal wrote: »

Remember the 'new craze' when youngsters started injecting cider. Back in the early ninties.

Was chatting to a friend yesterday about that - still freaks me out at the thought of it!

Knex*

OP, Don't eat and start drinking with 2 cans, that'll subside the hunger and save you money all while giving you a great base to get trollied from.

Move on to necking some of that poison that Tesco seems to think passes as vodka, and you'll be weaving down the streets, bumping from wall to lampost, singing "I wish all the ladies" before you even have time to say "I wish all the ladies"

:cool:

Deus Ex Machina

If you really want to get fucked up Op, get involved in smoking lightbulbs. You can pick up a box of 12 in Power City for under 10 euro and you'll be off your tits by the time you're through your third. Fucking smoking lightbulbs is the way forward.

eternal

FANTAPANTS wrote: »

try this out great stuff

I used to drink this when I lived in England. It was 2 pound for a two litre bottle, rips the guts out of you. Good memories!

partyatmygaff

Simple solution: An IV kit and some ethanol and away you go.

All the "getting drunk" without any of the drinking.

Knex*

flutterflye wrote: »

Someone once convinced me I should do a shot of vodka through my eye - I do not recommend this!

One of my funniest memories is this guy turning around to me, while on a college night out, and saying in a fantastic Viper sounding voice, "Knex, I've poured vodka in my eye man".

Eye was raw red and vodka tears were rolling down his distraut face. Hilarious.

stimpson

You have to do these things scientifically. I present:

The Tramp Index

This paper defines a standard measure of drink
value (the “Tramp Index”), provides a
mathematical basis for this measure and finally
combines this with other metrics to provide
one way of comparing the overall benefit of
each drink in turn. It is not always easy to
judge the mathematics of the situation at the
bar, so we provide a ready reckoner and series
of graphs to assist in this high pressure
environment.
Finally, we turn our attention to an
examination of the tramp as a perfect
consumer in an idealised market.

www.foodfight.org.uk/other/images/trampindex.pdf

shopaholic01

Methylated spirits - couple of euro from the chemist.

FANTAPANTS

eternal wrote: »

I used to drink this when I lived in England. It was 2 pound for a two litre bottle, rips the guts out of you. Good memories!

some stuff cheap and great buzz 2 flagans and your wired long time ago now but rem the hangovers

skoomi

skoomi wrote: »

What's the cheapest way to get rat-arsed?

Is it true that drinking beer with a straw gets you twice as drunk?

Bear in mind, a naggin would only get me between merry and drunk. So any better ideas? I'd preferably like to spend as little money as possible. 8yoyos maximum.

Any ideas?

why don't you bash your head off a wall
you'll black out, you'll wake up with a raging headache, possibly end up with long term damage, and best of all it's FREE

Sinfonia

Superquinn's Euroshopper beer: It may not say anything on the shelf, but it *should* scan at 10 cans for €5

listenup

skoomi wrote: »

What's the cheapest way to get rat-arsed?

Is it true that drinking beer with a straw gets you twice as drunk?

Bear in mind, a naggin would only get me between merry and drunk. So any better ideas? I'd preferably like to spend as little money as possible. 8yoyos maximum.

Any ideas?

vodka naggin enema look it up

Fromthetrees

You said you have 8 yoyos, go halves on a 700ml bottle o' vodka, you can get a grand vodka in tesco for 15, 50 cent each then towards a bottle of diluted blackcurrant, nice and drunk, cheapy cheap cheap.

Owen_S

flutterflye wrote: »

Mouthwash.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WhJ4sK3ABwI

Canis Lupus

listenup wrote: »

vodka naggin enema look it up

Didn't some lady kill her husband giving him an alcoholic enema?

eternal

FANTAPANTS wrote: »

eternal wrote: »

I used to drink this when I lived in England. It was 2 pound for a two litre bottle, rips the guts out of you. Good memories!

some stuff cheap and great buzz 2 flagans and your wired long time ago now but rem the hangovers

White cider is lethal. Yeah the hangovers are brutal and too many trips to the loo. Brrrr

kfallon

The bottle of Demestos under your sink!

FANTAPANTS

eternal wrote: »

White cider is lethal. Yeah the hangovers are brutal and too many trips to the loo. Brrrr

cheap night but :D:D wish i was 17 again and no kids or wife lol

aligator_am

Deleted User wrote: »

Soak a tampon in vodka and jam it up your hole.

Seemingly there were a bunch of winos in England who were jamming bottles of wine up their arse and it got them twisted, then some boyo had the bright idea to hoof a bottle of vodka up his arse, killed him though.

Can only assume that the stomach deflects a portion of the incoming doom of spirits

Battered Mars Bar

Go spend your few euros on two or three bottles of a decent strong beer and drink like a responsible adult.

goose2005

christmas2012 wrote: »

microwave one measure of jack daniels,and it turns it to a stronger concentration of alcohol a more purer form,but i wouldnt advise you to drink the whole bottle like this otherwise you might die..

Alcohol boils at 78 so it'll vaporise easier than water - so you'll actually make the whisky weaker.

My name is URL

Owen_S wrote: »

Video of guy drinking Listerine

wtf.. that burns the hell out of your mouth. I can't imagine what it'd do to your stomach. Some of his others videos are just insane =/

LH Pathe

King of the Eyesores wrote: »

Soak a tampon in vodka and jam it up your hole.

uhf .. cheap shot.

consume that, op n don't come crying to me that it's repeatin on ya cos that there's hard to digest.

Lara91

FizzleSticks wrote: »

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..they said.

skoomi

flutterflye wrote: »

Is the power hour when you take a big gulp every minute for an hour??
God, I can't wait to be able to drink again - another 4 mths to go

Don't worry, I noticed your plea for attention.

So, why can't you drink at the moment?

Shryke

She's got something in the oven and it's not a hash brownie.

me m

the cheapest way to get drunk. is not to spend any money. so if your a girl you can be a slut and get guys to buy u drinks and if your a guy u have to go on the rob. if your talking about the cheapest alcohol available from a purchaser prespective its schoony- the worst most foul tasting wine there is. best of luck. simple rule- the quicker you chug the more drunk u get. if your that hard up u need and eager to get smashed u need to follow the dont eat anything all day diet before you have a gargle.

Sleepy

Flirt with all and sundry...

Approaching a girl with the old "So, do you want to buy me a drink?" line is actually remarkably successful (in both ways this can go well for you). Worst reaction you'll get is a giggle and told to fvck off

flutterflye

Sleepy wrote: »

Flirt with all and sundry...

Approaching a girl with the old "So, do you want to buy me a drink?" line is actually remarkably successful (in both ways this can go well for you). Worst reaction you'll get is a giggle and told to fvck off

I think I'd personally just stare blankly at them until they went away.

Nothingbetter2d

Op can drink my pee for free after i've had a good few pints if he wants

Useful.Idiot

two €4 bottles of wine in tesco, 11/12%. Smooshed.

Sleepy

flutterflye wrote: »

I think I'd personally just stare blankly at them until they went away.

Kinda proving my point: if that's the worst reaction you'd have to it, what harm in trying it?

Feisar

flutterflye wrote: »

Someone once convinced me I should do a shot of vodka through my eye - I do not recommend this!

It's up there with a suicide tequila: Snort the salt, drink the shot and stick the lemon in your eye!

idunno78

Buckfast!?

damagegt

inmyday wrote: »

When I was a bum(student), the best was a bottle of Schooner Wine, 13.5%(could be even higher %, cant really remember). It doesnt taste nice, but with a bag of popcorn its grand to get down. Then youre ready for the night.

In 2005/2006 it was €3.50 in tesco. Those were the days!

Plus, when youre geeeyed, you can make classic gags like "The schooner the better we get some more gargle", and the laughs will flow like wine! ha

I was such a loser back then, even more than now!

Its a fortified tonic wine like buckfast.
We used to drink so much of this stuff.It was always on special offer at galvins in cork.€2.50 a bottle and you could get it cheaper if you bought a few.

We used to say" best have some schooner rather then later" and whens it brown drink it down" if you were really crazy you could mix it with a naggon .BLaaaaaa

MadYaker

idunno78 wrote: »

Buckfast!?

I love buckfast and drink it all the time but it ain't cheap! 11e a bottle and 14.9% so unless you down it in less than 10 minutes it won't get you very drunk. I usually have 4 cans of devils bit first and then onto the bucky! There are definitely cheaper ways to get drunk.

validusername1

if you don't eat much or anything for the day, you don't have to drink as much to get drunk = saving money

klose

Yeah drinking on an empty stomach is a good idea if you want to get very rat arse! Used to be 4 euro nagins a while back in fine wines around here, probably for the best that that offer ended.

Schoooooonerrrr! Some tack..

christmas2012

cheap vodka in tescos

microwave jack daniels - but folks i have to warn you you can od and die painfully so limit it to about two three small measures youll be stumling around the place drunk on that honest!

[EDIT] ADD WATER OR ORANGE ! AND NO MORE THAN THREE SMALL MEASURES!

Duff

3ltr bottle of Froty Jack cider 7% for 3.80 so you could get two bottles and never see the light of day again.

Crooked Jack

give blood before you go out. or if you are the ungenerous kind (or gay, according to Edwin Poots), just bleed into a bucket at home and pour it down the sink.
I'd also recommend whiskey with a white wine mixer. Much nicer than it sounds an absolute rocket fuel

wellboytoo

`Give yourself a vodka enema, pissed in fifteen minutes.

kfallon

Domestos :pac:

ToddyDoody

burn some vodka in a crucible and inhale the fumes

xzanti

Aldi sell red wine at €3.99 a bottle..

Fluffycloud

Try moderation!!! Get merry and not suffer the next day. Is it really worth the pain the next day.

fryup

cheapest way - irish style